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    I dought anybody here is a mother, but today is the day you have to say thanks to your mother for helping you out in life. Today my dad and I made my mom breakfast in bed and we are getting Crabs tonight for dinner.

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    Happy Mothers day to all those mothers out there...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Ravens1991 View Post
      I dought anybody here is a mother, but today is the day you have to say thanks to your mother for helping you out in life. Today my dad and I made my mom breakfast in bed and we are getting Crabs tonight for dinner.
      My mom gave my dad crabs.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Space Ghost View Post
        My mom gave my dad crabs.
        LOL!

        I bought my mom towels, at her own request.

        Hail all mothers. I will quote a Stephen Lynch song for you:

        Thank you dear lady for being my mom,
        you did all my homework you took me to prom,
        and I was the only guy who got lucky that night...

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        • #5
          LOL Ravens...I put your quote in my sig.

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          • #6
            i was gonna say something.. but i thought it might be a tad immature... so i knew someone else was gonna say it... lol

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            • #7
              I ain't got no mom or no dad. I created myself and I'm invincible biotch.


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              • #8
                lol that is preety funny.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Space Ghost View Post
                  My mom gave my dad crabs.
                  Really.


                  Its a Maryland thing to get Crabs on special occasions, especially when family is over. :)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ravens1991 View Post
                    Really.


                    Its a Maryland thing to get Crabs on special occasions, especially when family is over. :)
                    Oh god. :(

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ravens1991 View Post
                      I dought anybody here is a mother, but today is the day you have to say thanks to your mother for helping you out in life. Today my dad and I made my mom breakfast in bed and we are getting Crabs tonight for dinner.
                      Will you and your Dad be getting the crabs separately? Or will you just go for the ol' triple threat crab making?


                      Anyways, for Mother's Day, I will be having sexual relations with Creek's Mom.


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                      • #12
                        You're all a bunch of mothers.
                        The Poster Formerly Known As #1SaintsFan

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JBond93 View Post
                          Will you and your Dad be getting the crabs separately? Or will you just go for the ol' triple threat crab making?


                          Anyways, for Mother's Day, I will be having sexual relations with Creek's Mom.
                          Actually my dad went for a hair cut at 12:30 then they went to the crab shack and had a scheduled 1:30 pick up time. Then she brought them home, we enjoyed the crabs we recieved but my mom wouldnt let me give my dog any.

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                            I wish I was going to get crabs. I can't remember the last time I had crabs.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ravens1991 View Post
                              Actually my dad went for a hair cut at 12:30 then they went to the crab shack and had a scheduled 1:30 pick up time. Then she brought them home, we enjoyed the crabs we recieved but my mom wouldnt let me give my dog any.
                              uhh... my mom gave your dad crabs at like 3:30 this morning... your story doesn't make any sense because your dog got them anyways when he started licking around when my mom was over... your mom probably knew that though and thats why she didn't want you to give your dog any...

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