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  • If I Had a million dollars....

    Id buy you one of the two... mind you, they are of the same value

    http://www.magnetamerica.com/store/i...d-baseball.jpg

    http://www.chicagohometour.com/images/renderings/2.jpg

    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2869244

  • #2
    If I had a million dollars I would get 50 one dollar bills and keep them in my wallet and then have 2 twenties at the ends of the stacks so I looked crazy loaded all the time. Then I'd just use debit for everything so I didn't have to replace the bills very often. I'd put most of it in a RRSP because at my age that would compound so many times I would have a hell of a lot of money waiting for my retirement.

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    • #3
      I would buy the worlds best hooker

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      • #4
        Ball will be more well over $1 million in my opinion. I would auction it myself.

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        • #5
          I would buy 1 Million of the worlds Worst Hookers... and kill them

          And with the $500,000 I'd have left over.. I'd pay off the jury and be free.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lions WMD View Post
            I would buy 1 Million of the worlds Worst Hookers.
            That would quite possibly be the largest gangbang in history.

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            • #7


              2 chicks at once, ****** A!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by McBain View Post


                2 chicks at once, ****** A!
                greatest post ever.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BuckNaked View Post
                  That would quite possibly be the largest gangbang in history.
                  Nope..I hold that record...And will hold it Forever!!!!!!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by McBain View Post


                    2 chicks at once, ****** A!
                    I bumped you to a cocksmen because of that. Pretty funny.

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by McBain View Post


                        2 chicks at once, ****** A!
                        I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man...



                        Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

                        u beat me to it when I 1st saw this post

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                        • #13
                          If I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a million dollars)
                          I'd buy you a house
                          (I would buy you a house)
                          If I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a million dollars)
                          I'd buy you furniture for your house
                          (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
                          And if I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a million dollars)
                          Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
                          (A nice Reliant automobile)
                          If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

                          If I had a million dollars
                          I'd build a tree fort in our yard
                          If I had million dollars
                          You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
                          If I had million dollars
                          Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                          You know, we could just go up there and hang out
                          Like open the fridge and stuff
                          There would already be laid out foods for us
                          Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

                          They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
                          Well, can you blame 'em
                          Uh, yeah

                          If I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a million dollars)
                          Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
                          (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
                          And if I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a million dollars)
                          Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
                          (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
                          And if I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a a million dollars)
                          Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
                          (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
                          And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

                          If I had a million dollars
                          We wouldn't have to walk to the store
                          If I had a million dollars
                          Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
                          If I had a million dollars
                          We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                          But we would eat Kraft Dinner
                          Of course we would, we’d just eat more
                          And buy really expensive ketchups with it
                          That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
                          Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

                          If I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a million dollars)
                          Well, I'd buy you a green dress
                          (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
                          And if I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a million dollars)
                          Well, I'd buy you some art
                          (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
                          If I had a million dollars
                          (If I had a million dollars)
                          Well, I'd buy you a monkey
                          (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

                          If I had a million dollars
                          I’d buy your love

                          If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
                          If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
                          If I had a million dollars
                          I'd be rich

                          BoneKrusher

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                          • #14
                            that's what i was thinking.
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                            • #15
                              Make it rain...
                              CHRIS PETERSEN > STEVE SARKISIAN AND JIM MORA. CALL ME WHEN ONE MAKES A BCS BOWL.


                              Originally posted by slightlyabroncosfan
                              JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.

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