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Cobra Commander 01-16-2009 11:08 AM

Relationship Advice Thread
 
Need advice your boy CC is here to help

Quindalin 01-16-2009 11:18 AM

Can't give advice on an unknown problem there chief.

tjsunstein 01-16-2009 11:44 AM

Thanks, Dr. Phil.

Sniper 01-16-2009 11:45 AM

This thread is going to deliver...

ElectricEye 01-16-2009 11:46 AM

Domestic abuse.


/thread

Cobra Commander 01-16-2009 11:49 AM

If you guys have questions please ask

Vikes99ej 01-16-2009 12:43 PM

Ok, I was really drunk one night, and I accidently punched my girlfriend so hard that she stopped breathing! Should I store her in the dumpster or the sewer drain??

tjsunstein 01-16-2009 12:49 PM

How much do you typically pay for roofies cause I think I'm getting ripped off?

Cobra Commander 01-16-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vikes99ej (Post 1434702)
Ok, I was really drunk one night, and I accidently punched my girlfriend so hard that she stopped breathing! Should I store her in the dumpster or the sewer drain??


I wouldn't go with either don't you watch Bones? You would get busted in a week tops.

Vikes99ej 01-16-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra Commander (Post 1434715)
I wouldn't go with either don't you watch Bones? You would get busted in a week tops.

Hmmmm.... looks like I going with the coal-burning furnace!

bored of education 01-16-2009 12:55 PM

I already made this thread but it was locked!

you CC are EPIC FAILAGE!

drowe 01-16-2009 12:56 PM

question:

do they make special condoms for butt sex? just seems like such a thing should exist. i mean, the same super thin latex that we use for pounding vag can't be the same thing dudes trust when they're basically sticking it in hairy sandpaper.

Vikes99ej 01-16-2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drowe (Post 1434723)
question:

do they make special condoms for butt sex? just seems like such a thing should exist. i mean, the same super thin latex that we use for pounding vag can't be the same thing dudes trust when they're basically sticking it in hairy sandpaper.

Dude, I just use toilet paper. It's a little rough, but it does two jobs at once.

Cobra Commander 01-16-2009 12:59 PM

You guys need help

bored of education 01-16-2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra Commander (Post 1434731)
You guys need help

Are you the placekicker or holder?

Cobra Commander 01-16-2009 01:01 PM

Obviously the kicker

Placeholders cant pickup chicks

drowe 01-16-2009 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vikes99ej (Post 1434727)
Dude, I just use toilet paper. It's a little rough, but it does two jobs at once.

interesting. i've always wondered about pimping my dick out as a pipecleaner.

critesy 01-16-2009 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra Commander (Post 1434598)
Need advice your boy CC is here to help

..wheres the clitoris ?

drowe 01-16-2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by critesy (Post 1434775)
..wheres the clitoris ?

hangin' with santa and the tooth fairy. female orgasms are a myth.


just kidding. it's obviously in the pee hole.

Jakey 01-16-2009 01:42 PM

Is it possible for haemaphrodites (Sp) to have sexcz with themselves??? As in, they bend the male parts, into their female parts??? I would pay to see that!!!

tjsunstein 01-16-2009 01:46 PM

Serious Question though

Should I go on a date with a girl two years younger than me that Ive never talked to when we went to school together? It was hooked up by some friends somehow without me knowing and they kind of threw it on me last night. She's pretty cute and probably only looking for one thing and thats awesome but shes two years younger than me and Ive never talked to her before..

Zyro_1014 01-16-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakey (Post 1434814)
Is it possible for haemaphrodites (Sp) to have sexcz with themselves??? As in, they bend the male parts, into their female parts??? I would pay to see that!!!

that would be very difficult i would imagine, but interesting to watch i suppose lol

CashmoneyDrew 01-16-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tjsunstein (Post 1434822)
Serious Question though

Should I go on a date with a girl two years younger than me that Ive never talked to when we went to school together? It was hooked up by some friends somehow without me knowing and they kind of threw it on me last night. She's pretty cute and probably only looking for one thing and thats awesome but shes two years younger than me and Ive never talked to her before..

Go for it.

Staubach12 01-16-2009 01:48 PM

TJ, if there's grass on the infield, play ball.

tjsunstein 01-16-2009 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Staubach12 (Post 1434832)
TJ, if there's grass on the infield, play ball.

The ultimate code to live by. Whatever, I'm doing it. What's there to lose?


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