The FML Thread
 

Tell me a few depressing stories about your lives you guys. I could use some cheering up ;). Here's my FML of the day (and it's only 9 AM!)

I went to work this morning and on the way to the bus stop I tripped over some random piece of pavement lying around, instead of just half-tripping and walking on, my right knee just decided "screw this, I'm done for the day". So I ended up in the proposal position wondering what the hell just happened.
So walking on with one knee aching a bit, I was back on my way, I come to the bus stop bus is already there, but it's loading in it's last passenger, now normally I'd run the 80-something yards between myself and the bus and still be on it, but that knee didn't really make it any easier. So I limp-fast walk towards the bus which drove off when I was about halfway there, with some damn kid giving me the "sucks for you, lepper"-look through the back window.

With the next bus 30 minutes later, I sat patiently for ten minutes staring at the clouds before realizing that I have the kind of job that requires me to stand and walk around all day long (and smiling, no less) and that with a knee that was already sore my day was most likely going to fall somewhere between very very lousy and day in hell. Added in that I'm only earning about 30 bucks a day (that's in 10 hours, I don't even know if that's legal) I just though "screw this, I'm going home".

Eagerly awaiting the call from work. FML.

PS: Yes my knee still hurts. It's actually getting worse.

Today, I got a text message that was 02/02, but never got 01/02. The first half of the message remains a mystery to me. FML.

I feel as if I should wank off right now, however. I have his fear that if I pause all music, and turn the .... video volume to a comfortable level, that my roomates girl toy, whom are probably doing it right now, is going to start moaning, making it feel really weird listening to the video and wanking.

FML

I'd go for it. Maybe the extra tension will result in a great payoff.

Headphones?

LULz, funny story. I actually looked for and found them.

Mission Accomplished.

Orgasm!

^^^ FHL!

what in the world...

Look at the tattoo he's got, hahaha

I don't know what it is, but I'm sure it looks more ridiculous than it did before he weighed 74 pounds.

JIM SORGI!

Somebody hand him a sandwich or something.

Where's AQ :)

That guy is a boner in more ways than one

My brother's friend got drunk the other night and they went to cookout.

On the way into his room, the kid tried to put the lemonade on the door handle, turned it and it spilled everywhere. He then went onto FML and tried to post "Today, I spilled my lemonade."

He was borderline crying about it too.

I ran out of instant coffee today.

Why? Does she make good sandwiches?

I have an exam tomorrow and just started studying.


FML

You're still in school. FYL

I'm on summer break with no school for 3 more months.

LML

I'm still in high school. FML

The Blackhawks lost tonight . . . oh wait . . . I wanted that.

I need to start filling out my community college applications.

fml

I was playing tag with a bunch of 8th graders 3 weeks ago. I fell and got a grade 2 seperation of my shoulder. I have been walking around with my arm in a sling.

FML

Today, I went to /b/ for the first time. I saw a pic of a dude's wang. I went to /b/ for the last time also. FML