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kalbears13 02-03-2012 12:37 AM

Exciting news in my life
 
So a lot of you probably haven't noticed but I have been absent from the forums for the past two weeks. The reason is because my computer broke so im doing this on my phone. Although I have been extremely productive, this isn't the exciting news.

Today our intramural basketball team, "Jumbacos" , won its first game. As a celebration we went to the local jack in the box. We all ordered Jumbacos and as I was the last one to get his food, was the last one waiting for his food. As I patiently waited, the cashiers says too me "hey you want to try something?" I say "sure". Then all of the sudden he whips out from behind the counter...


TitansCJftw 02-03-2012 12:40 AM


Ness 02-03-2012 01:43 AM

Hmmmmm.....

CashmoneyDrew 02-03-2012 01:53 AM

I was certain this was going to be about the birthing of an illegitimate child. Oh well, I guess a bacon shake is exciting as well.

Caddy 02-03-2012 02:48 AM

I appreciate this thread Kal.

TitanHope 02-03-2012 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CashmoneyDrew (Post 2847997)
I was certain this was going to be about the birthing of an illegitimate child.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two things that popped into my mind were "Christ, Kal got someone pregnant," and "Guess he finally got close enough to sniff Emma Watson."

A bacon shake was a respectable 37th on the list. And you gotta feel good for it winning. A true Cinderella story.

wogitalia 02-03-2012 04:57 AM

I'll be honest... I thought you'd had the restraining order lifted by Emma...

Bacon shakes was not on my list at all, so in my book this was one of the upsets of the century.

Brent 02-03-2012 05:30 AM

that was not as awesome as I expected.

CJSchneider 02-03-2012 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TitanHope (Post 2848013)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two things that popped into my mind were "Christ, Kal got someone pregnant," and "Guess he finally got close enough to sniff Emma Watson."

A bacon shake was a respectable 37th on the list. And you gotta feel good for it winning. A true Cinderella story.

Count me in on that one as well. For once, bacon was actually a let down.

Ngatachance92 02-03-2012 05:58 AM

As hard as it is to admit, bacon does not go with everything. Bacon needs to stay away from the dessert game, even my inner Swanson is scratching his head on this one.

A Perfect Score 02-03-2012 08:08 AM

This was more awesome then I expected.

CJSchneider 02-03-2012 08:17 AM

Kal, I think you need to make this up to some of us.
You really need to go out and knock some chick up while drinking a bacon shake, of course, and report back to us.

FlyingElvis 02-03-2012 08:25 AM

Wow . . . that would be super exciting news if there was a Jack in the box anywhere in the Northeast. Thanks for nothing, dick.


;)

hockey619 02-03-2012 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TitanHope (Post 2848013)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two things that popped into my mind were "Christ, Kal got someone pregnant," and "Guess he finally got close enough to sniff Emma Watson."

A bacon shake was a respectable 37th on the list. And you gotta feel good for it winning. A true Cinderella story.

i was also positive that the cashier was gunna say 'emma watson is behind you.' this is kind of a letdown, and this is coming from bacons number 1 fan.

DraftSavant 02-03-2012 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Perfect Score (Post 2848060)
This was more awesome then I expected.

QFT. fdgsdfgsdfgdsfgd

eaglesalltheway 02-03-2012 10:28 AM

I feel a little let down, I too was expecting a kid, however, that is still awesome, you should be proud.

vikes_28 02-03-2012 02:03 PM


Rabscuttle 02-03-2012 03:04 PM

The icing on the cake for mission Morbidly Obese America.

diabsoule 02-03-2012 05:51 PM

I was expecting something exciting but a ******* bacon shake? I mean that's cool and all but this misleading headline is misleading.

DraftSavant 02-03-2012 05:52 PM

There is a clear bacon value disconnect amongst board members in this thread.

Tim Tebow's run this year and bacon are the only two things on planet earth that have ever made me question my atheism.

Also...bacon on sushi. It's amazing.

Paul 02-03-2012 05:57 PM

Outside of Breakfast. Bacon Sucks

SuperMcGee 02-03-2012 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DraftSavant (Post 2848628)
Also...bacon on sushi. It's amazing.

^^^^^^^^^

And what's with everybody thinking there was a kid involved? Did you misread the title as "Terrifying news in my life" or did I miss the report on Emma Watson being kidnapped?

prock 02-03-2012 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul (Post 2848636)
Outside of Breakfast. Bacon Sucks

Wow, I expect better out of you guys. Disappointed by bacon? You all need to rethink your priorities. Sons, I am disappoint.

DraftSavant 02-03-2012 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul (Post 2848636)
Outside of Breakfast. Bacon Sucks

............


MetSox17 02-03-2012 06:21 PM

You can add or wrap bacon to anything and it will make it 10x better. I too am wondering where the priorities of swdc stand.


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