Exciting news in my life
 

So a lot of you probably haven't noticed but I have been absent from the forums for the past two weeks. The reason is because my computer broke so im doing this on my phone. Although I have been extremely productive, this isn't the exciting news.

Today our intramural basketball team, "Jumbacos" , won its first game. As a celebration we went to the local jack in the box. We all ordered Jumbacos and as I was the last one to get his food, was the last one waiting for his food. As I patiently waited, the cashiers says too me "hey you want to try something?" I say "sure". Then all of the sudden he whips out from behind the counter...

Hmmmmm.....

I was certain this was going to be about the birthing of an illegitimate child. Oh well, I guess a bacon shake is exciting as well.

I appreciate this thread Kal.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two things that popped into my mind were "Christ, Kal got someone pregnant," and "Guess he finally got close enough to sniff Emma Watson."

A bacon shake was a respectable 37th on the list. And you gotta feel good for it winning. A true Cinderella story.

I'll be honest... I thought you'd had the restraining order lifted by Emma...

Bacon shakes was not on my list at all, so in my book this was one of the upsets of the century.

that was not as awesome as I expected.

Count me in on that one as well. For once, bacon was actually a let down.

As hard as it is to admit, bacon does not go with everything. Bacon needs to stay away from the dessert game, even my inner Swanson is scratching his head on this one.

This was more awesome then I expected.

Kal, I think you need to make this up to some of us.
You really need to go out and knock some chick up while drinking a bacon shake, of course, and report back to us.

Wow . . . that would be super exciting news if there was a Jack in the box anywhere in the Northeast. Thanks for nothing, dick.


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i was also positive that the cashier was gunna say 'emma watson is behind you.' this is kind of a letdown, and this is coming from bacons number 1 fan.

QFT. fdgsdfgsdfgdsfgd

I feel a little let down, I too was expecting a kid, however, that is still awesome, you should be proud.

The icing on the cake for mission Morbidly Obese America.

I was expecting something exciting but a ******* bacon shake? I mean that's cool and all but this misleading headline is misleading.

There is a clear bacon value disconnect amongst board members in this thread.

Tim Tebow's run this year and bacon are the only two things on planet earth that have ever made me question my atheism.

Also...bacon on sushi. It's amazing.

Outside of Breakfast. Bacon Sucks

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And what's with everybody thinking there was a kid involved? Did you misread the title as "Terrifying news in my life" or did I miss the report on Emma Watson being kidnapped?

Wow, I expect better out of you guys. Disappointed by bacon? You all need to rethink your priorities. Sons, I am disappoint.

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You can add or wrap bacon to anything and it will make it 10x better. I too am wondering where the priorities of swdc stand.