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SuperPacker 02-29-2012 01:59 PM

The Funny Joke Thread!
We need somewhere to put all the funny jokes!

Raiderz4Life 02-29-2012 02:07 PM

2 muffins get put into an oven

One muffin says "Holy **** its getting hot in here"

The other muffin says "Holy **** a talking muffin!!"

SuperPacker 02-29-2012 02:13 PM

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

You hit her.


Why did the woman cross the road?

Wait, why is she out of the kitchen?


What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.


How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."


Teacher:"John has been working at the company for two years he earns 6 an hour.
Jenny has been with the company for a year longer, so she makes 7 an hour.
If Muhammad has been at the company for eight years what does he make?

Student: "Bomb's, Miss."


What do you call a black man with no arms?



‎2 muslims walked into a bar.

Everyone left, just in case!

Splat 02-29-2012 02:14 PM

SuperPacker 02-29-2012 03:13 PM

My girlfriend got down on one knee earlier.

Imagine the dissapointment on my face when she proposed.

jrdrylie 02-29-2012 03:19 PM

More anti-women jokes!

Why is there a clock on the stove?

Where else would a woman need one?


Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bed room.

SuperPacker 02-29-2012 03:24 PM

What should you give a woman who has everything?

A man to show her how to work it.


Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they stand closer to the kitchen sink.


What do you call a woman with one black eye?

A quick learner


If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long.

holt_bruce81 02-29-2012 07:28 PM

What has 142 teeth and keeps the Incredible Hulk away?

My Zipper.

SuperPacker 03-01-2012 03:52 PM

I forgot to meet my disabled friend at the cinema the other day.

Its the first time he's been stood up.

CJSchneider 03-01-2012 06:00 PM

What do women and screen doors have in common?

The_Dude 03-01-2012 06:34 PM

well, this thread should maybe last through the night.....

SuperPacker 03-04-2012 04:24 PM

Whats the difference between my jokes and my pen!s?

Nobody laughs at my jokes.

SuperPacker 03-05-2012 01:38 PM

Whats the difference between rape and murder?

My mood.

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