Kid can't bring porn star to his Prom
 

I bet this gets more attention now because they banned her.

Googling Megan Piper...now...

Emile Hirsch?!

I really hope all of his classmates show up to his prom instead of the school's. What a bunch of dried up old *****.

Megan Piper ladies and gentlemen

Lol did same thing.

Well done kid, well done.

Ogling Megan Piper now.

Seriously, it's not like she's gonna show up and start having sex with everyone in the gym.

This is the thing people don't seem to get about pornstars... they aren't random desperate women that will do anything (even on camera) just to have sex. They get paid. So, unless those kids are bringing rolls of hundreds, I doubt she's going to be doing much more than telling them she fakes it for a living and how they definitely should use a condom, because STIs suck.

Too bad for the kid.

Hooray for Minnesota.... "the state where nothing is allowed"!

This is why I need to e Principal at that school. I would allow the kid to bring her, but I would be required several dances, both on the floor and in private.

i would...


and on a related note, dropping an "i would" to my friends in an inappropriate situation is one of my favorite things to do

Anyone see the letter PornHub sent the kid? They're paying for her plane ticket, prom ticket, dinner for the two of them before, a hotel room and $500 for a tux and "anything else you need for the night Mike".

I really hope he's like, "**** prom, I'll just take her on a date. Thanks, PornHub!"

It most likely will. You know that $500 is going to? A tuxedo t-shirt and a ton of lube and sextoys.

This is still truth.

Yeah, and paid really goddamn well.

He will at least get a bj

He better. He's helping out her career. I bet every one of you looked her up after reading the story.

Hell, they might as well film it and put it up online.

No one wants to see some loser in HS blow his load in 15 seconds.

Which is what would have happened if he brought Ke$$$$$ha. :)

Just like the other 150 guys to come before him.

Hey, a jobber is a jobber, no matter who gives it to you.