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Asteinebach 04-24-2012 03:34 PM

Rob Parker is an idiot.
 
I don't know if anyone else caught Detroit Beat writer on ESPN today. This guy is far from the "Pride of Detroit." Earlier today he got torn apart by Skip Bayless on Sports Nation, then he jumped over to ESPN and got ripped up on Sportscenter, only to go back onto ESPN2 and get shredded by Michael Smith.

Nice suit, dickcheese.

ImBrotherCain 04-24-2012 03:38 PM

If you get torn apart by Skip Bayless you should promptly commit suicide because you clearly have nothing left to offer the world.

vidae 04-24-2012 03:38 PM

I don't know who this guy is or what you're talking about.

CashmoneyDrew 04-24-2012 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vidae (Post 2964059)
I don't know who this guy is or what you're talking about.


Asteinebach 04-24-2012 03:45 PM

http://www.11alive.com/images/640/36...er-espn106.jpg

SuperMcGee 04-24-2012 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by vidae (Post 2964059)
I don't know who this guy is or what you're talking about.

I think he's the singer of Matchbox 20.

ImBrotherCain 04-24-2012 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperMcgee (Post 2964100)
I think he's the singer of Matchbox 20.

The other day my friend told me his favorite band was Matchbox 20... :facepalm:

No joke either.

Notredameleo 04-24-2012 04:18 PM

Detroit fans have known for awhile that this guy is a dumbass.

eaglesalltheway 04-24-2012 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImBrotherCain (Post 2964111)
The other day my friend told me his favorite band was Matchbox 20... :facepalm:

No joke either.

A guy told me these words once, and I (without even really thinking about it) laughed right in his face. I felt a little bad so I told him it was better than Nickelback, which I don't think made him feel any better.

eaglesalltheway 04-24-2012 04:30 PM

I'm going to need to see video proof of Skip Bayless teaaring someone up before I believe it... Though I've seen him on ESPN before, and he is nothing Detroit should be proud of...

yo123 04-24-2012 04:33 PM

I hate to break up the circlejerk but I like matchbox 20. Deal with it.

But yeah Rob Parker is a jackass.

jrdrylie 04-24-2012 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImBrotherCain (Post 2964111)
The other day my friend told me his favorite band was Matchbox 20... :facepalm:

No joke either.

I'm not going to lie, I loved Matchbox 20 back in the day. Their first CD was pretty good back then (it still is). Everything after that is very meh.

eaglesalltheway 04-24-2012 04:37 PM

I don't have a problem with them, or Rob Thomas really, there is far shittier music out there... I like a few of their songs, but nothing I can say I truly love, music-wise. But when they are your "favorite" band... That's kinda weird.

Brent 04-24-2012 04:51 PM

I guess this is the new RDT, but in a disguise?

farfromforgotten 04-24-2012 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImBrotherCain (Post 2964111)
The other day my friend told me his favorite band was Matchbox 20... :facepalm:

No joke either.

I don't know what's worse. The fact the this guy claims his favorite band is Matchbox 20 or the fact that you still consider him your friend.

Regarding this thread. Did it need to be made? Doesn't everyone already know this guy is an idiot?

jrdrylie 04-24-2012 04:52 PM

We should just turn every thread into an RDT until the new one is opened.

Brent 04-24-2012 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by farfromforgotten (Post 2964188)
Regarding this thread. Did it need to be made? Doesn't everyone already know this guy is an idiot?

I have no idea who that guy is the OP is bitching about.

eaglesalltheway 04-24-2012 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent (Post 2964200)
I have no idea who that guy is the OP is bitching about.

The link in Asteinbach's post, you'll recognize the idiot by his face. I hate his voice too, for some reason.

Brent 04-24-2012 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway (Post 2964208)
The link in Asteinbach's post, you'll recognize the idiot by his face. I hate his voice too, for some reason.

Yeah, I clicked the link. I've never seen that guy before. I don't have TV or watch ESPN other than live events.

ImBrotherCain 04-24-2012 05:51 PM


yo123 04-24-2012 05:53 PM

Has njx been replaced?


Brent 04-24-2012 06:33 PM

I download everything; get the net!

CDCB14 04-24-2012 06:37 PM

I couldn't agree more. I know ESPN probably tells him to say some of the stuff he says.... but how this man has a job makes no sense. How media outlets in Detroit would even give him an interview let alone hire him pretty much sums up what is wrong with America.

Asteinebach 04-24-2012 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CDCB14 (Post 2964340)
I couldn't agree more. I know ESPN probably tells him to say some of the stuff he says.... but how this man has a job makes no sense. How media outlets in Detroit would even give him an interview let alone hire him pretty much sums up what is wrong with America.

Yeah, for those of you who aren't familiar, Rob Parker is the guy that asked Rod Marinelli if he wished his daughter would have married a better defensive coordinator in the midst of an 0-15 campaign. He's also the moron who claimed that Atlanta is the worst sports city in the world, and belittled the fan base there. He's also been known to go on the occasional racist tirade.

It would've been comical watching him get ripped to shreds today; save for the fact that he's a representative of the Great State of Michigan. Everyone, and I mean everyone, made fun of his suit. The woman on Numbers Don't Lie called him "Tin Man." I think he took it personally during the commercial break, because when they came back, they were treating him like the ******** kid in the kiddie pool.

Disclaimer: The term "******** kid" was used with the express written consent of the Association for Equality in ****** Relations, and has been used strictly for comedic affect. Any knuckleheads who are so easily offended by this, consult your local chapter of the A.C.L.U. and feel free to e-mail me at gofuckyourself@piss.off.org

brat316 04-24-2012 07:15 PM

Remember Skip vs Woody that was when 1st and 10 was good.


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