Should I go do a porno?
 

So I'm going to be 2 months late on rent this upcoming June.
I've fallen through hard times recently & my landlord told me that if I can't pay, even atleast a month. I'm going to be evicted.

I tried applying for unemployment but was not approved as I quit my job and did not get fired?

Anyways, I have a new job line up at the beginning of the upcoming month so I am set. But till then I am dead broke with the potential of being homeless.
Friends & family can't lend me money as they are broke as well, I don't have any thing of value to sell.

Except for my physical gift. My abnormally huge *****. 12 inch in length/4 inches in circumference.

I'm also an aspiring actor and there is some acting required in the scene.

Basically I am a dog walker. Then I walk in a very lonely girl with her abusive husband. Then we do the whole sex thing.

Nothing *** or anything. Except that I have to do the "money shot in her face and at the dog face". It's supposed to be some kind of fetish.

Then the scene includes the husband masterbating in the background. Again nothing *** as my boy & former roommate used to jerk off while me & my ex would have sex all the time.

I really need your advice as I need to decide on this quickly.

**** it. Just do it. If it helps you though a hard time and it's not anything you're going to be doing the rest of your life I don't see the problem.

But what if ten years from now I become really successful and someone holds it as blackmail. I'm in really tough shoes at the moment. :(

wtf pencil dick 4" circumference that's asian ****

The casting director just texted me. "I don't think you'll make enough to pay rent unless you suck him off and give up the brown wings. LMK".

Wtf is a brown wing?

So everyone will know how huge a **** you have and every woman you know wants to ride that beast. Man will fear you, women will love you. I'm not sure if this is serious or not, but if it is you have to decide if you're comfortable with everyone you know having seen your ****. If someone blackmails you you just tell that ****** to get the **** out or you'll pistol whip him with your 12" manhood.

EDIT:

Now I know you're not being serious. Nice try though.

Brown Wing.

Thanks razor. I really needed that as my self esteem is at a whole time low at the moment.

How the **** do you know your *****'s circumference?!

take a string and mark it off then measure :p

I live for when these threads appear every 6 months or so!

Let's be honest... if you can't pay rent right now then I wouldn't worry too much about being so successful someone wants to blackmail you over skeeting on a dog...

Go for it, go balls deep up in that female, bare back fo shizzle!

There is literally nothing else you can do? Donate blood or some semen to some clinic or something else?

^seriously, jizzing on a dog is so wrong

This struck me as odd as well.

Do it! But there is no way your dick is 12inch long and 4inch wide!

I have a inch ruler...12 inches is 30cm's and 4 inches is 10cm's....

You're saying you're dick is as wide as this (The mug on the left):



And as long as this:



I'm calling ********!

This is probably as real as the time he claimed his girlfriend was cheating on him or that he was in a marriage for business purposes.

He has a history of making up **** like this?

You don't know what circumference means, do you?

:facepalm:

Guys I have no reason to make this up.
Everything Ive posted are facts. In the original subject, I acknowledged that I had an ex. That's why I dumped her because she was indeed cheating on me.
I rarely post at message boards anymore because electricity & Internet cause money. I've returned because you guys actually give good advice and I can use some laughs to take my mind off the situation. Thanks for having genuine respect towards me.

****! Now I remember.

How I do well in maths is beyond me.

So he measured with a tape measure?