Player Names Are Out Of Control
 

Barkevious Mingo fits right in.

Hahahahahahaha that's awesome

It started off ridiculous but shockingly not too far off from reality then it escalated to off the wall names like Dan smith. Well done.

It's a family name believe it or not

**** like that is why I don't think the Danish are too crazy to have a list of a couple hundred approved names parents can chose from. Between **** like this and the douchebags that name their kid's after things instead of giving them real names, too many people just don't have a chance.

Oh lawd, this made my day

That's just the tip of the iceberg:

Shavodrick Beaver, QB, Midwestern State
http://rivals.yahoo.com/tulsa/footba...k-Beaver-69828

Konockus Sashington, DB, North Texas
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...hington-107078

Boyblue Aoelua, LB, New Mexico State
http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecr...e-Aoelua-61702

Silverberry Mouhon, DE, Cincinnati
http://rivals.yahoo.com/cincinnati/f...-Mouhon-109142

Delector Durley Jr., DL, Western Illinois
http://rivals.yahoo.com/nevada/footb...r-Durley-98165

Munchie Legaux, QB, Cincinnati
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...e-Legaux-85730

Wonderful Terrific Monds II, LB, Buffalo
http://rivals.yahoo.com/minnesota/fo...ds%20II-106481

I-Perfection Harris, CB, Georgia Tech
http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecr...on-Harris-1991

Kokaine Mothershed, QB, Northeast Oklahoma A&M
http://www.thechartonline.com/image_...be045e3d2.html

And of course...

Lucious Pusey, LB, Eastern Illinois
http://missouri.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?Player=14986

lol@Tire oil smoochie wallace.

I'm just sittin here giggling right now

You've clearly had too much coffee this morning...

I think I'm going to make Boyblue-Aoelua my first kid's middle name.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/coaches...9-abb9ea3ea3a1

dead.

Lucious Pusey... greatest name ever as long as it isn't your name...

I don't really know why, but the name that really got me laughing hard was Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon. After that I had to pause the video, because I was laughing too hard to hear the next minute of the clip.

Man, now I demand a skit with some dude named Lucious Pusey trying to pick up women

"Hey girl, Lucious Pusey"

*throws drink in guys face*

Lucious Pusey: "sadface"

These guys will be suiting up for the Steelers in no time!

That one was hilarious. I think my favorite one was Javarrius Jamar Javarrison-Lamar, mainly due to the way he says it with so much pep. Sequester Grundelplith M.D, EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, and Torque Construction Noise LeWith were great too.

Best of all-time.
How do you pronounce?

There's only one way to pronounce a name like Lucious Pusey.

I just found out some terrible news. Lucius Pusey legally changed his name to Lucius Seymour.

No, its just so when he writes his name down in formal terms it'll be Seymour, Lucius Pusey. Who doesn't want to Seymour Lucius Pusey?

That would be an awesome name, but the thing I found made it look like he traded in his father's last name (Pusey) for his mothers (Seymour) so he is now Lucius Ignatious Seymour

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(The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop)