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Mufasa 03-03-2013 08:06 PM

Woman Tries Out at Regional Combine
 
Aaaand fails miserably.

Quote:

Lauren Silberman lined up for a kick at NFL history, took a deep breath and booted the football.

It barely went anywhere, traveling 19 yards, and she grabbed at her right leg.
Quote:

Silberman struggled for about 20 seconds to place the football on the tee before measuring her steps and then trying that second kick.

This one went only about 13 yards.
Quote:

''You know, the distance wasn't there, but hopefully the scouts will notice my technique,'' she said. ''It's not always length.''
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/female-...9569--nfl.html

nepg 03-03-2013 08:08 PM

She's got a really stupid face, but..dat ass.

Monomach 03-03-2013 08:08 PM

She really said that length doesn't matter? Giggity?

nepg 03-03-2013 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monomach (Post 3290451)
She really said that length doesn't matter? Giggity?

I can't believe I missed that joke (combined with the line about technique). This whole thing now seems like a hoax.

JT Jag 03-03-2013 09:05 PM

Supposedly she was injured. At least I hope she was. I just want to avoid the irritating dialogue about "lol women" for two weeks.

K Train 03-03-2013 09:06 PM

i could kick a ball 19 yards using only my dick

nepg 03-03-2013 09:16 PM

****, the first time I ever attempted a field goal it was from further than 20 yards. I slipped, my shoe flew off, and the ball still went through the uprights (really ugly ball, but still...)

Cigaro 03-03-2013 09:16 PM

It's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean.

Forenci 03-03-2013 09:22 PM

It was because she was injured the kicks were so short.

I give her credit, the USA Today article read said she got injured on the first kick pretty bad and kept trying to kick and go out there and kick.

boknows34 03-03-2013 11:12 PM

She kicked it 13 yards!!! Perhaps a team will sign her as an onside kick specialist if she can drop another yard or two.

BallerT1215 03-03-2013 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTruth96 (Post 3290530)
this is why kitchens were invented.

I lol'd....ashamed...

boknows34 03-03-2013 11:23 PM

Sign her up Rex. lol

http://vine.co/v/bHuME7n7FJB

I need this as a gif.

K Train 03-03-2013 11:25 PM

her comments make me think this was only a gateway to porn

bam bam 03-03-2013 11:28 PM

lol feminism

boknows34 03-03-2013 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K Train (Post 3290631)
her comments make me think this was only a gateway to porn

Lesbian 3-some with Miss Teen Delaware and Asa Akira.

cajuncorey 03-04-2013 12:06 AM

logic suggests she should have atleast practiced?

SchizophrenicBatman 03-04-2013 12:39 AM

She's a total joke doing this for publicity. Probably set back any prospective legitimate candidates five years due to this stunt. At least let someone who has some sort of comparative background like Mo Isom start this.

nepg 03-04-2013 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K Train (Post 3290631)
her comments make me think this was only a gateway to porn

Oh, definitely. She did this for publicity - hoping it'd lead to other things. And it probably will. Porn, reality shows, who knows. She's going to make a lot of money off of being a dumb ***** with a nice ass who can't kick a football.

nepg 03-04-2013 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boknows34 (Post 3290630)
Sign her up Rex. lol

http://vine.co/v/bHuME7n7FJB

I need this as a gif.

I can't stop watching this. Not sure if I'd want it as a gif because the sound kind of makes it.

niel89 03-04-2013 01:25 AM

I really hope she was just hurt or something because that is bad. It's embarrassing to women because there are women who can kick just fine. Eventually some woman could end up being an NFL kicker. Hopefully this also wasn't a publicity stunt.

also


yo123 03-04-2013 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by nepg (Post 3290706)
Oh, definitely. She did this for publicity - hoping it'd lead to other things. And it probably will. Porn, reality shows, who knows. She's going to make a lot of money off of being a dumb ***** with a nice ass who can't kick a football.

Jesus. Does it really upset you that much?

boknows34 03-04-2013 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niel89 (Post 3290721)
I really hope she was just hurt or something because that is bad. It's embarrassing to women because there are women who can kick just fine. Eventually some woman could end up being an NFL kicker. Hopefully this also wasn't a publicity stunt.

also


If Goodell ever decides to launch the WNFL he'll need to move the kickoff to the opponent's 10 yard line.

niel89 03-04-2013 01:53 AM

She also was assigned #68. So close to making this story even funnier.

WCH 03-04-2013 02:01 AM

My favorite part is that she seems to think she has good technique.

ChiFan24 03-04-2013 02:19 AM

I'm reminded of the first line of this classic:



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