Picking up chicks on Facebook

[Chaucer]

Anyone have some advice? I need some tips.

Aim low and message the chubby ones.

[mikehop05]

Originally Posted by Nerv

Aim low and message the chubby ones.

exactly.

the best standard to have is none at all.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

Try myspace, might be easier.

[Punisher]

Originally Posted by slightlyaraiderfan

Try myspace, might be easier.

Man was myspace such a good booty call connection!

[brat316]

yeah keep ur standards low, or myspace but same thing low standards

[bearsfan_51]

Show them your emo tats.

[dabears10]

Don't do it.
You know there is this crazy new idea called verbal communication with out telephones or computers. You walk up to the woman you want to talk to and say something along the lines of "Hey, My name is X." It's supposed to be wild.

[bearsfan_51]

Originally Posted by dabears10

Don't do it.
You know there is this crazy new idea called verbal communication with out telephones or computers. You walk up to the woman you want to talk to and say something along the lines of "Hey, My name is X." It's supposed to be wild.

I prefer the club and rape method.

[brat316]

Originally Posted by bearsfan_51

I prefer the club and rape method.

no way, house party, let them put down there cup or look away and slip them a roofy, and then take them home.

[Cashmoney]

Originally Posted by bearsfan_51

I prefer the club and rape method.

is that a ruffie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[diabsoule]

Originally Posted by bearsfan_51

I prefer the club and rape method.

Reppin' da Old School.

[neko4]

Originally Posted by dabears10

Don't do it.
You know there is this crazy new idea called verbal communication with out telephones or computers. You walk up to the woman you want to talk to and say something along the lines of "Hey, My name is X." It's supposed to be wild.

dude tell me more!!!!

[dabears10]

Originally Posted by neko4

dude tell me more!!!!

Also after a successful encounter, you can ask her on something the species calls a "date". It's where you and the female go to some event with one another.
Crazy......

[jballa838]

Originally Posted by dabears10

Also after a successful encounter, you can ask her on something the species calls a "date". It's where you and the female go to some event with one another.
Crazy......

how does this "date" end usually?

[scottyboy]

Originally Posted by jballa838

how does this "date" end usually?

it depends. Some possibilities...
A) Waking up with a headache and a fat ugly chick next to you in bed
B) Waking up to a skank who calls up 2 months later telling you she's pregnant
or if you're like me...
C) Waking up with a super hot girl who was all over you that night and wants to just stay with you and have you bone her every night for the next week, untill she catches you with yoda's mom, leaves you.(repeat step with different random girl)

[Chaucer]

Lately I have been adding people I went to highschool with but never really gave the time of day just to add to my reputation, but I don't think anyone is impressed by my friend count.

[bearsfan_51]

Originally Posted by Chaucer

Lately I have been adding people I went to highschool with but never really gave the time of day just to add to my reputation, but I don't think anyone is impressed by my friend count.

That's a double-whammy.

[diabsoule]

Originally Posted by Chaucer

Lately I have been adding people I went to highschool with but never really gave the time of day just to add to my reputation, but I don't think anyone is impressed by my friend count.

I am. I'd do you if you know, I had a vagina and was into friend counts.

[Cashmoney]

if you try to add them as a friend but they reject you, then theyre probably not gonna want to talk to you :(

[DChess]

i like to inbox chicks, most call it creepy, but i dont want to write on the wall and show everybody my lines i use.

[Cashmoney]

i like poking random chicks. if they poke me back i take it as they want to sexmeup...

[bearsfan_51]

Originally Posted by Cashmoneydrew

i like poking random chicks. if they poke me back i take it as they want to sexmeup...

Tell me your secrets. Show me your ways. Lead me to water.

[brat316]

What are your lines, hey have you seen my post count on NFL draft countdown Forum, its big, or

Hey, I'm kind of a big deal around NFLDC

[DChess]

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

What are your lines, hey have you seen my post count on NFL draft countdown Forum, its big, or

Hey, I'm kind of a big deal around NFLDC

and you neg rep me for not being funny.....