Wish Corruption

[CT Bronco Fan]

This is a pretty fun game that I found on another board, and was overwhelmingly popular

Basically the idea is someone wishes for something, and then you grant it, however you corrupt the wish into something funny, and the corrupter of the wish then needs to wish for something himself.

So for example

1. "I wish I hit lottery"
2. "Granted! However, 10 million other people hit at the same time, so you only won 2 bucks. I wish I could grow facial hair"
3" "Granted! However the only facial hair you can grow is a pubestach"

So on and so forth.

I'll start the activities.
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I wish I could play the guitar.

[Bruce Banner]

Granted! However, you would only be one of the millions of douches that "can play that one Jack Johnson song" during college. I wish I was as smart as starheather.

[steelersfan43]

Originally Posted by Bruce Banner

Granted! However, you would only be one of the millions of douches that "can play that one Jack Johnson song" during college. I wish I was as smart as starheather.

Granted, you are now tied for dumbest person ever.

I wish I had more cookies.

[TheBuffaloBills]

Originally Posted by steelersfan43

Granted, you are now tied for dumbest person ever.

I wish I had more cookies.

Granted! Now you're 400 LBS overweight. I wish I was tall

[fenikz]

Originally Posted by TheBuffaloBills

Granted! Now you're 400 LBS overweight. I wish I was tall

granted, but you get andre the giant syndrome and die at 30

i wish walking around without shoes was socially acceptable

[iowatreat54]

Originally Posted by fenikz

granted, but you get andre the giant syndrome and die at 30

i wish walking around without shoes was socially acceptable

granted, but the ground all over the world is covered in broken glass

I wish the Cubs would win a world series in my lifetime

[CJSchneider]

Granted, but you fall flat on your face, break your back and are confined to a wheel-chair for the rest of your life.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

[CJSchneider]

Too late on the last one

Originally Posted by Zyro_1014

i wish i had a billion dollard

Granted, alas, a dollard is a small flea like insect that bites and digs its' way into your genitals and lays eggs.

I wish I could shoot electricity from my hands.

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Too late on the last one



Granted, alas, a dollard is a small flea like insect that bites and digs its' way into your genitals and lays eggs.

I wish I could shoot electricity from my hands.

Granted but when you masturbate the end result is not good.

I wish I had a handful of pennies.

[Addict]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Granted, alas, a dollard is a small flea like insect that bites and digs its' way into your genitals and lays eggs.

I wish I could shoot electricity from my hands.

I wish I had a billion Dollard... that sounds really kinky and different.

Also I wish I could control minds. That and the ability to stab people through computer screens.

[eaglesalltheway]

Originally Posted by Addict

I wish I had a billion Dollard... that sounds really kinky and different.

Also I wish I could control minds. That and the ability to stab people through computer screens.

Granted, but you are the first person ever arrested for e-murder.

I wish cows could fly.

[BuckNaked]

Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway

Granted, but you are the first person ever arrested for e-murder.

I wish cows could fly.

Granted, your mother has been known to charter a plane before.

I wish Brad Childress would get fired already.

[Gay Ork Wang]

Granted, your next Head Coach is Matt Millen

I wish I had a million Euros

[CJSchneider]

Granted, but they are my *** pennies!

I wish I had the power to see into the future.

[iowatreat54]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Granted, but they are my *** pennies!

I wish I had the power to see into the future.

granted, but you are blind

I wish I could have a purely sexual relationship with Kristen Bell

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by iowatreat54

granted, but you are blind

I wish I could have a purely sexual relationship with Kristen Bell

Granted, but its after she died.

I wish I had some more chocolate cake.

[CJSchneider]

Granted, but you didn't say which Kristen Bell



I wish I could go to the moon.

[CT Bronco Fan]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Granted, but you didn't say which Kristen Bell

I wish I could go to the moon.

Granted, however this moon is actually made of cheese, Limburger.

I wish I had a superpower.

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by CT Bronco Fan

Granted, however this moon is actually made of cheese, Limburger.

I wish I had a superpower.

Granted but your superpower attracts men.

I wish I had a recliner.

[CT Bronco Fan]

Originally Posted by Hawk

Granted but your superpower attracts men.

I wish I had a recliner.

Granted, but it doesn't recline, and it is made of wood, without cushioning.

I wish my superpower wasn't attracting men.

[awfullyquiet]

Originally Posted by CT Bronco Fan

Granted, but it doesn't recline, and it is made of wood, without cushioning.

I wish my superpower wasn't attracting men.

Granted. You attract trannies.

I wish i was a little bit taller.

[Job]

Edit : Tooo late.

[WMD]

Granted. But now you're blind, deaf, and mute. Oh, and you don't have reproductive organs.

I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted.

[niel89]

I wish you would have wished for something

[MetSox17]

Granted, but you were too dumb to corrupt it.

I wish a few posters from this site would disappear.