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The ultimate code to live by. Whatever, I'm doing it. What's there to lose?
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Your virginity.
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Your lack of STD's???
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Should I go on a date with a girl two years younger than me that Ive never talked to when we went to school together?
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Yes, you should, unless you like boys. In which case you are just fooling parents.
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Your virginity.
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Your lack of STD's???
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Very true. Actually this is weird because when I was in HS with this chick there was a rumor going around she had HPV
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Serious Question though
Should I go on a date with a girl two years younger than me that Ive never talked to when we went to school together? It was hooked up by some friends somehow without me knowing and they kind of threw it on me last night. She's pretty cute and probably only looking for one thing and thats awesome but shes two years younger than me and Ive never talked to her before..
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Well if shes cute, then theres no reason not to try it out ya know? ya never know whats gonna happen.
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I know. I joke.
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when I was in HS with this chick there was a rumor going around she had HPV
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Well, HPV is a pretty big deal. In Texas, girls get the shot when they are 18 or so.
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My girlfriend thinks Dane Cook is funny, how should I kill her?
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I'm a big fan letting them bleed out. Remember, go for main arteries below the waist or else it's attempted murder.
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Ah, good question. Take a gun, aim it at your head and shoot. DANE COOK IS HILARIOUS!
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Ah, good question. Take a gun, aim it at your head and shoot. DANE COOK IS HILARIOUS!
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i agree, i actually like Dane Cook.
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I think that Dane Cook is a third tier comedian who does comedy that women find funny. I don't find him original or edgy enough, but I respect his success.
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Well, HPV is a pretty big deal. In Texas, girls get the shot when they are 18 or so.
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Did ya'll hear a few months ago, there was some d-bag mayor or superintendant in some school district up north that wanted to make this a requirement for teenage girls entering his middle schools? Jesus, it's induced through sexual contact, not everyone is a skank.
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I'm a big fan letting them bleed out. Remember, go for main arteries below the waist or else it's attempted murder.
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Femoral artery FTW.
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Did ya'll hear a few months ago, there was some d-bag mayor or superintendant in some school district up north that wanted to make this a requirement for teenage girls entering his middle schools? Jesus, it's induced through sexual contact, not everyone is a skank.
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Well, considering the first baby born in 2009 in Texas was the child of a 15 year old girl, I dont see why middle school is a bad time to start. haha
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Fact is, if you've had sex, you likely have HPV in some form. Some forms of HPV in women can cause types of cervical cancer, which can kill or can affect fertility if left untreated. Just saying.
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Well, considering the first baby born in 2009 in Texas was the child of a 15 year old girl, I dont see why middle school is a bad time to start. haha
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Lol, i can see why you would condone the HPV vaccine, but to make it a requirement for students is absolutely ridiculous.
Off topic, i find it a little crazy that my grandmother is now 83 (that's not the crazy part), and now a days, women are becoming grandmothers in their late 20's. It's sick.
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Fact is, if you've had sex, you likely have HPV in some form. Some forms of HPV in women can cause types of cervical cancer, which can kill or can affect fertility if left untreated. Just saying.
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We know what the vaccination is for, and like i said, i agree that girls should take it to secure themselves of not developing CC. But to REQUIRE it?...
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Dane Cook really isnt thaaatt funny. He yells and makes faces to be funny rather than his actual jokes. I listened to him on my ipod and found what he was saying very mediocre but saw the vicious circle dvd and that was pretty funny because of the act he put on.
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I don't believe in mandatory anything, but offering it as a free service would be helpful. At the same time, it might just encourage more unprotected sex. God, teenagers are morons.
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Lol, i can see why you would condone the HPV vaccine, but to make it a requirement for students is absolutely ridiculous.
Off topic, i find it a little crazy that my grandmother is now 83 (that's not the crazy part), and now a days, women are becoming grandmothers in their late 20's. It's sick.
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Late 20's? Must mean she was a wh ore then her daughter was more of a who re.
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New Rule: Dane Cook is not worth discussing in any Relationship thread. If you have doubts about your relationship because of a comic your gf/bf likes, your relationship is probably in trouble to begin with.
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Exactly. Mandatory things FTL. I don't think it'll become a free service any time soon, they're raking way too much money. My ex took them last year and paid close to 400 bucks (after insurance) for the three vaccines. Plus, isn't that stuff patented as well?
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Off topic, i find it a little crazy that my grandmother is now 83 (that's not the crazy part), and now a days, women are becoming grandmothers in their late 20's. It's sick.
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This is the point where I would go off on some tangent about how it's kids not being given access to readily available birth control and then move into a rant about religion. So, I'll exclude myself from this.
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If the school or community wants to offer it, great. You can't require anyone to get a vaccine that costs $400 in this economy.
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