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Suck it Metsox
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Then are you not denying them the right to a sexually active reletionship? Im sure they would rather have a jab, get their education, and if the occasion occurs that they become sexually active, there is no chance of catching a potentially fatal virus. Seems pretty logical to me.
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How are you denying them that right? They're free to do so at their own risk. Being sexually active does not mean you automatically are going to develop cervical cancer from HPV. It's the same risk you take of getting any other STD. Ultimately it's your choice. No one is denying you anything.
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01-16-2009, 01:40 PM
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Good man. I have ex issues myself, but I'm dealing. Got plenty of disposable beyotches to tide me over. Emotionally, I'm recovering.
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I'm not lacking in the beyotch department either, but i can't help but want my (ex) girl. There's just some un-fixable problems at the moment, and it'll be that way for a while.
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01-16-2009, 01:40 PM
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"Papa told me 'paper chase, never skirt chase.'"
End of thread. That's all you guys need to know.
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01-16-2009, 01:41 PM
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I'm not lacking in the beyotch department either, but i can't help but want my (ex) girl. There's just some un-fixable problems at the moment, and it'll be that way for a while.
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Happens, dude. Just do what you've gotta do and stay away. Maybe long term, you'll figure out a way to fix it or you'll find something better.
Me: She went away for 6 months for work, and I realized that I didn't love her or miss her. She gets back tonight. I've moved out and moved on...
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01-16-2009, 01:45 PM
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Happens, dude. Just do what you've gotta do and stay away. Maybe long term, you'll figure out a way to fix it or you'll find something better.
Me: She went away for 6 months for work, and I realized that I didn't love her or miss her. She gets back tonight. I've moved out and moved on...
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That's the thing. If at this point since she's away, she happens to find someone "better", i'd be completely crushed. I don't know how i'd react to that. I've never been this involved with anyone before.
I guess your situation is a lot better since you've realized that you don't love the girl, but i was with her for close to three years.
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01-16-2009, 01:46 PM
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I was with her for 5.5. It ain't easy, but I'm coping. Cost me pretty much all my savings to move out. Sucks...
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01-16-2009, 02:31 PM
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My girlfriend thinks Dane Cook is funny, how should I kill her?
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Just unimagine her.
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01-16-2009, 02:33 PM
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How do I get a girlfriend?
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01-16-2009, 02:36 PM
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How do I get a girlfriend?
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Step 1. Cut a hole in the box.
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do i tell you when to flip the burger?
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01-16-2009, 02:36 PM
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How do I get a girlfriend?
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Get money.
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01-16-2009, 02:36 PM
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01-16-2009, 02:37 PM
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How do I get a girlfriend?
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ditch the Vikings
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01-16-2009, 02:39 PM
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Should I or shouldn't I get advice from 4chan?
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01-16-2009, 02:42 PM
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Demetri Martin is awesome.
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He's coming out with a show in February!!!
But I might possibly add a story later to this thread...
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01-16-2009, 02:43 PM
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The ultimate code to live by. Whatever, I'm doing it. What's there to lose?
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How about the wholesome cutie floating around meet the posters? that's what you have to lose. you should put all your efforts into her. how old are you, 17, 18? so your gonna go on a date with a 16 yr old?
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01-16-2009, 02:51 PM
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Get money.
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thats exactly what i was going to say.
or become a QB at a big time school. Seems to be working well for Colt.
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01-16-2009, 03:19 PM
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To get *****, it's all about status and confidence. If you have the status (be it with money, position in society, talent), you will get the girls. Confidence plays into the status. Even if you don't have status, if you have confidence, you give off the perception of status.
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01-16-2009, 03:43 PM
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It's the parents, Brent.
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It's always the parents, MS. However, if you point out that someone is raising their children wrong they lose their **** and flip out.
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01-16-2009, 04:04 PM
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True. That's a pretty accurate assessment of most parents. They'll be damned if they listen to someone else's opinion
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01-16-2009, 04:10 PM
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How do I get a girlfriend?
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Be a dickhead. Works for me.
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01-16-2009, 04:11 PM
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Be a dickhead. Works for me.
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I've been thinking about that.
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01-16-2009, 04:13 PM
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I've been thinking about that.
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If you are a dickhead, who talks/acts with confidence, you definitely have a solid shot.
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01-16-2009, 04:13 PM
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Be a dickhead. Works for me.
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Honestly that's the secret. The minute they feel like they can walk all over you, it's done. So be an asshole.
From my experience when you make them feel like they aren't the most important thing in the world, they start to like you for some reason. It's ****** up, but hey ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Or you can just live by the "**** b!tches, get money" theorem too.
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Despite looking better against an underachieving Eagles team, I still think the Bears are one of the worst teams in the NFL. I smell a blowout victory by the Lions this week and a division sweep.
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01-16-2009, 04:18 PM
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You can be a jerk, but you have to be a jerk while making it known that you have some degree of interest. Case and point:
I was in NY over New Years. Was at a bar, and I went up to say hello to a nice young lady. The conversation:
Me: Hi, I'm ____.
Her: I'm Shari. Nice to meet you.
(BS conversation not relevant to the story)
Her: So what's your deal? Are you single, dating someone? (she was aggressive--like it!)
Me: Me? I'm single, but I'm a total catch.
Her: How do you figure?
Me: Hell, look at me! (then I smile and wink)
Her: I can't decide if you're an ahole or insecure.
Me: I'm an ahole.
Then I walked away. She followed me, and we talked more. I went back to her place that night.
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