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Old 01-19-2009, 05:52 PM    (permalink
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Definitely use a condom. In fact, always use a condom, no matter what. I don't care if she says she's on birth control. You don't know who that ***** has ****** and what kind of STD she might have and not even know about.
Thank you for your kind words, sir. But i think there might have been some misunderstandings. I was referring to never have taking the backdoor.
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I would imagine the only thing i would think after that would be hitting the showers.
QFT, the last thing I wanted to do was look down and see a lima bean or what ever she ate last all over the side of my ****.
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QFT, the last thing I wanted to do was look down and see a lima bean or what ever she ate last all over the side of my ****.
who wants poo poo on their pee pee?

not me!
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Condoms dont protect STDs
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Condoms dont protect STDs
99% effective when used properly, so yeah, they do.
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:14 PM    (permalink
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Any opening tips? I'm fine after that. Getting it started is the hard part.
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:15 PM    (permalink
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Any opening tips? I'm fine after that. Getting it started is the hard part.
Wait, whaaa?
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Introduction.
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:19 PM    (permalink
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Yeah, start like this.

"Hi, my name is BamaFalcon, wanna go back to my place for nachos and anal sex?"

If she seems upset, comeback with,

"What, you don't like nachos?"
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:20 PM    (permalink
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You know, I've tried that but I got turned down.

I'm thinking she didn't like my user name. IDK.
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OK, say your name is "Metsox".
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:24 PM    (permalink
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OK, say your name is "Metsox".
That would be too easy. Taking candy from a baby.
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That would be too easy. Taking candy from a baby.
You ever try to take candy away from a baby? That **** is not ******* easy, man!
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So my best friend is now sleeping with my ex girlfriend. How do I murder him?
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So my best friend is now sleeping with my ex girlfriend. How do I murder him?
Put a smile on his face, Joker style.
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So my best friend is now sleeping with my ex girlfriend. How do I murder him?
make him watch the Lions season over and over and over.

or the Devil Rays. ;)
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how long ago did ya break up?
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how long ago did ya break up?
That's not relevant.
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That's not relevant.
Seriously. He wasn't even the one to tell me either.
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Seriously. He wasn't even the one to tell me either.
You should probably hire a hit.

You have too much motive right now.
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That's not relevant.
well....certain lengths mean different ways of killing.
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So my best friend is now sleeping with my ex girlfriend. How do I murder him?
cut his **** off.
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well....certain lengths mean different ways of killing.
Within 6 months.
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Within 6 months.
oh for sure you just gotta straight up shoot her....with his gun, putting all the blame on him.

just make sure you wear gloves and like and like a pair of his shoes and youre good to go. lol
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So my best friend is now sleeping with my ex girlfriend. How do I murder him?
**** murder, beat the **** out of him. Fisticuffs get the point across.
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