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**** murder, beat the **** out of him. Fisticuffs get the point across.
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yeah that works too.
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01-19-2009, 10:12 PM
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**** murder, beat the **** out of him. Fisticuffs get the point across.
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Muay Thai beatdown is what you're saying?
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01-19-2009, 10:21 PM
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Muay Thai beatdown is what you're saying?
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I am too drunk to know what muay thai is but ******* a, dude, you're an American, beat the **** out of this dude. I dont care how you go about doing so.
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01-19-2009, 10:25 PM
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tampa, put on a Ray Rice jersey and pretend that ***** is George Selvie or Farrior and give him a swift stiff arm to the face and show him what's up.
THEN, you can go all Brandon Merriweather on his ass by finding a football helmet and pummeling the **** out of him
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01-19-2009, 10:27 PM
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tampa, put on a Ray Rice jersey and pretend that ***** is George Selvie or Farrior and give him a swift stiff arm to the face and show him what's up.
THEN, you can go all Brandon Merriweather on his ass by finding a football helmet and pummeling the **** out of him
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a football helmet would be a great weapon.
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01-19-2009, 11:35 PM
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Establish an alibi first. Have your friend stay at his apartment or house or whatever, preferably by himself. Go out the back door, and drive to point A (A being wherever this douche is) and wait till he's somewhere alone. Wear a ski mask, and take a louisville slugger to his knee, then once he's down, kick his face a few times. For good measure, sock him in the nuts. Scram as fast as you can, then go back to your buddy's place and get trashed.
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01-19-2009, 11:56 PM
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Establish an alibi first. Have your friend stay at his apartment or house or whatever, preferably by himself. Go out the back door, and drive to point A (A being wherever this douche is) and wait till he's somewhere alone. Wear a ski mask, and take a louisville slugger to his knee, then once he's down, kick his face a few times. For good measure, sock him in the nuts. Scram as fast as you can, then go back to your buddy's place and get trashed.
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That seems like a total ***** move.
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01-19-2009, 11:59 PM
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**** murder, beat the **** out of him. Fisticuffs get the point across.
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This exactly what needs to be done. But not like a *****. Take him outside sometime you're hanging out at the same place and tell him why you're going to beat the **** out of him, and then proceed with the **** beating.
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01-20-2009, 12:03 AM
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This exactly what needs to be done. But not like a *****. Take him outside sometime you're hanging out at the same place and tell him why you're going to beat the **** out of him, and then proceed with the **** beating.
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thats the way it needs to be done, if hes the guys best friend thats ****** up. Teach that boy a lesson
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01-20-2009, 12:04 AM
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That seems like a total ***** move.
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And snaking around the guys back to screw his ex girlfriend isn't one?
Bitches get treated like bitches. The only reason i mentioned the mask and alibi is to rid yourself of any legal issues in case the guy wants to take his gayness to epic levels and make a police report on you.
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Nope. Not Really. And I guarantee you I have more knowledge on life than you by the posts I keep seeing you write in here.
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01-20-2009, 12:30 AM
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And snaking around the guys back to screw his ex girlfriend isn't one?
Bitches get treated like bitches. The only reason i mentioned the mask and alibi is to rid yourself of any legal issues in case the guy wants to take his gayness to epic levels and make a police report on you.
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Don't lower yourself, be a man if he really was your friend. Yeah scooping your buddy's sloppy seconds is not cool, but handle it like you should, not like some shady little *****.
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01-20-2009, 12:31 AM
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Don't lower yourself, be a man if he really was your friend. Yeah scooping your buddy's sloppy seconds is not cool, but handle it like you should, not like some shady little *****.
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i agree with everything you just said there.
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01-20-2009, 01:42 AM
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How long were the two of you dating? If it wasn't long, or it wasn't serious(on either end) it isn't a big deal. One last thing, does he know you still have feelings for her? Don't even try to deny it, because you wouldn't give a damn if you didn't. My friends can **** any of my exes they want, because there is a reason they are my exes.
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Tell him you just got back from the clinic and you tested positive for the clap.
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Tell him you just got back from the clinic and you tested positive for the clap.
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Syphilis would be better.
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01-20-2009, 12:07 PM
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Don't lower yourself, be a man if he really was your friend. Yeah scooping your buddy's sloppy seconds is not cool, but handle it like you should, not like some shady little *****.
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I don't know about you, but i'd rather be a little ***** chillin at home watching tv, than a man in prison for assault.
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01-20-2009, 12:14 PM
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hahahaahahahahahah +rep for that one.
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01-20-2009, 12:23 PM
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Within 6 months.
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Take the ole' 9 iron out and do some work.
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01-20-2009, 02:28 PM
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So my best friend is now sleeping with my ex girlfriend. How do I murder him?
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I don't know what kind of tail you get, but if she was hot I cannot blame the man for being weak.
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01-20-2009, 03:34 PM
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I don't know about you, but i'd rather be a little ***** chillin at home watching tv, than a man in prison for assault.
Pride is the sign of a foolish man.
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That's why you don't jump him like a *****, keeps you from getting that battery charge. I mean all of the people who I've ever become friends with would understand the situation and no 5-0 would be involved. You just let him know that you know and that you got something to say about it.
Pride is not the sign of a foolish man, a man without pride is no better than a dog and deserves as much respect. A person needs to believe in themselves and stand up to what they view as injustice, in this case a best friend banging the sloppy seconds behind your back. If more people had true pride this world would be a better place.
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That's why you don't jump him like a *****, keeps you from getting that battery charge. I mean all of the people who I've ever become friends with would understand the situation and no 5-0 would be involved. You just let him know that you know and that you got something to say about it.
Pride is not the sign of a foolish man, a man without pride is no better than a dog and deserves as much respect. A person needs to believe in themselves and stand up to what they view as injustice, in this case a best friend banging the sloppy seconds behind your back. If more people had true pride this world would be a better place.
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Well i have yet to meet someone that said "it's cool, i understand" after getting beat down.
And i guess i should have re-worded. Stubborn pride is what i was referring to, something you're showing very much of.
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01-20-2009, 06:28 PM
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Well i have yet to meet someone that said "it's cool, i understand" after getting beat down.
And i guess i should have re-worded. Stubborn pride is what i was referring to, something you're showing very much of.
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They won't say "it's cool, I understand" afterwards but most of my buddies will understand why I'm taking it to fisticuffs if they've done something that warrants it.
thanks for the kind words, I try to be as pigheaded as possible.

You've got to stick to your principles.
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01-20-2009, 08:58 PM
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Okay, there are rules here, and clearly he broke them. If your buddy was in love with a girl, and she breaks his heart, she is the devil and is essentially off limits forever. If he broke up with her, there is a 6 month grace period, then he has to ask permission before dating her. If he's your best friend, he should have had the balls to do you that courtesy. A caveat that I have on this rule is that if you don't care about her and have dumped her, you have no right to with-hold free poon from your buddy.
This is a big thing with your friendship. Obviously, you're pissed and feel betrayed, and I don't blame you. However, why do you really care? Is it that he can't get his own chicks? Is it that you're jealous? You have to get at the root of that and be straight in your own mind before you confront him like a man. Express yourself and your disappointment, and try to avoid anything physical. In the end, he might not even be worth it.
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01-20-2009, 09:02 PM
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Okay, there are rules here, and clearly he broke them. If your buddy was in love with a girl, and she breaks his heart, she is the devil and is essentially off limits forever. If he broke up with her, there is a 6 month grace period, then he has to ask permission before dating her. If he's your best friend, he should have had the balls to do you that courtesy. A caveat that I have on this rule is that if you don't care about her and have dumped her, you have no right to with-hold free poon from your buddy.
This is a big thing with your friendship. Obviously, you're pissed and feel betrayed, and I don't blame you. However, why do you really care? Is it that he can't get his own chicks? Is it that you're jealous? You have to get at the root of that and be straight in your own mind before you confront him like a man. Express yourself and your disappointment, and try to avoid anything physical. In the end, he might not even be worth it.
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bro, you could be a counselor or somethin lol.
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01-20-2009, 09:38 PM
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I'm 28, and I've seen pretty much everything. If I can help you guys out by sharing my mistakes and making sure you don't repeat them (which you probably will anyway because no one ever learns), that's all good. Regardless, it's good theater.
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