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That's a faulty design. It wouldn't work since the part you stick up your ass is smaller than the part that turns the **** into shapes.
Solution: bigger tube in the ass.
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If the poop is the right thickness, it can still work. If it's soft, but clumpy enough, it can clump up and then be forced out by the rest of the dootie.
All of that is of course ignoring the fact that you're shoving stuff in your kid's ass.
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This is because 2nd graders are allowed to use calculators in the classroom. Frick, learn how to do math yourself before you get a job as a manager at Verizon.
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he looks so happy.
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I hate these Xzibit things.
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Think about this the next time you ask for computer help on this forum
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Holy **** that is ridiculous. I have been abstaining from 4chan for a while now. I might have to go back.
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They're really not funny.
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This is because 2nd graders are allowed to use calculators in the classroom. Frick, learn how to do math yourself before you get a job as a manager at Verizon.
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measurement conversion has nothing to do with calculators.
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If you can't see why this is hilarious, then I can't help you.

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Thanks for the nightmares, based off my username nonetheless.
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It could be worse, your screen-name could be "Trouser Trout".
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