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The gym I used to belong to was attached to a hospital so there were a lot of older people recovering from heart surgery or something similar. These fat old men would talk to each other naked with the leg up. Like every one else I understand the walking around getting to your locker, do what you do, however when you are talking about your stock portfolio you don't need to do your best Captain Morgan impression in your birthday suit.
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I guess when you are that close to death, you stop giving a **** about clothes.
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08-26-2009, 06:50 PM
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Oh another thing I can't stand at the gym who are hogging the benches by doing steps on them. The bench is not a damn stairmaster damnit. Not only are you hogging up the bench but you are putting your dirty ass shoes where my head will soon be. Oh and I also can't stand the sight of those scrawny dudes who do straight legged dead lifts with like 1 5 pound plate on each side.
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08-26-2009, 06:53 PM
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When people make my dog bark on purpose. Annoying as ****.
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What kind of dog?
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08-26-2009, 07:00 PM
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What kind of dog?
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Mini Doxen. High pitched barks FTL.
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08-26-2009, 07:03 PM
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Mini Doxen. High pitched barks FTL.
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Hahahaha I love those dogs. I'd just pick it up and tell it to shut the **** up. That's what I do with my beagle.

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08-26-2009, 07:06 PM
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08-26-2009, 07:14 PM
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Every gym I have ever belonged to has a guy like that. What the **** is wrong with these people?
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I kid you not, I once saw someone drying out his ass with the blow dryer intended for your hands.
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08-26-2009, 07:19 PM
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I kid you not, I once saw someone drying out his ass with the blow dryer intended for your hands.
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I refuse to believe there is a human being out there that is that terrible.
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08-26-2009, 07:22 PM
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Fixed it brah
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08-26-2009, 07:33 PM
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I have seen people dry everything: balls, ass, whatever. It is truly disgusting. I detest going to the bathroom. Good thing is I can go back to my college gym soon.
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08-27-2009, 06:49 AM
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Re: naked dudes in the locker room, this is one of several reasons I stopped going to LA Fitness. There was an entire contingent of naked old dudes that spent way too much time in the locker room. There was one guy I remember sitting with his bare ass on one of the locker room benches with his clothes sitting in a pile right next to him. Ugh. I'm glad I just bought a power rack, bar, and some weights.
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08-27-2009, 08:43 AM
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agreed. that's why I live on campus lol. but I drove around the first day of class, and lemme tell ya, busy as ****
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08-27-2009, 10:25 AM
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Hahahaha I love those dogs. I'd just pick it up and tell it to shut the **** up. That's what I do with my beagle.

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You give it a red rocket?
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08-27-2009, 08:56 PM
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The guy on the Hoveround wheelchair commercials saying he is "Tom Cruise" when we all know he is not Tom Cruise...
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08-27-2009, 09:13 PM
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Fat people arhrhghghehehghg.
also the fact that my computer is slowing down :(
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08-27-2009, 09:29 PM
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Fat people arhrhghghehehghg.
also the fact that my computer is slowing down :(
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Hey..I'm a fat people, but yeah fat people do suck I agree I make fun of those large sonzabitches all day...I'm like one of those black people who hate there own race on Maury...and yes fat is a race...
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08-27-2009, 09:46 PM
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Hey..I'm a fat people, but yeah fat people do suck I agree I make fun of those large sonzabitches all day...I'm like one of those black people who hate there own race on Maury...and yes fat is a race...
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We are? I mean, wait - what?
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08-27-2009, 09:50 PM
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Hey..I'm a fat people, but yeah fat people do suck I agree I make fun of those large sonzabitches all day...I'm like one of those black people who hate there own race on Maury...and yes fat is a race...
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That ain't true. Fat people are jolly and kind-hearted people who aren't wrapped up in the superficialities of our society.
I hate fat people who lose a bunch of weight and they get a huge ego boost and turn into douchebag.
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08-27-2009, 10:03 PM
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That ain't true. Fat people are jolly and kind-hearted people who aren't wrapped up in the superficialities of our society.
I hate fat people who lose a bunch of weight and they get a huge ego boost and turn into douchebag.
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Girls are the worst with that..its like you sucked my wood when you were a superchunk, wth ****.
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08-27-2009, 10:06 PM
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Girls are the worst with that..its like you sucked my wood when you were a superchunk, wth ****.
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Now I know I am among friends.
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Girls are the worst with that..its like you sucked my wood when you were a superchunk, wth ****.
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put that ***** in her place!
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08-28-2009, 11:09 PM
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Speaking of urinals.......I hate this more than almost anything: At the gym I go to some people shower after they workout or whatever and walk around totally naked. Not my thing, but I can live with it, its a locker room. What infuriates me is when i am taking a piss, fully clothed, and a naked guy (usually obese or old) comes right up to the urinal next to me. It is just the most uncomfortable 20 seconds ever. Nothings is more awkward. I just want to ask people sometimes: What the hell are you thinking?
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Good thing you didnt see our football locker room in high school. The stalls wouldnt have doors to it so people would be pooping in the open and our showers had like 6 shower heads per area. It didnt bother me. Whats wrong with a fat or old person taking a piss near you? Would you prefer a strong guy that is naked instead?
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08-28-2009, 11:16 PM
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when a girl gets pissed that you're checking her out. like, don't be a *****, it's a compliment. I'm like at a restaraunt, you're wearing a low cut shirt and short skirt. what the hell do you exepect? you're the one dressed like a big *****.
wow, ***** is bleeped out? what about skank? or ho. or ****? interesting. I guess AQ got offended...
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What I like about that is when guys hate when a girl gets pissed for that reason but then gets pissed off themselves when another guy does that to their girlfriend.
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08-28-2009, 11:16 PM
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Good thing you didnt see our football locker room in high school. The stalls wouldnt have doors to it so people would be pooping in the open and our showers had like 6 shower heads per area. It didnt bother me. Whats wrong with a fat or old person taking a piss near you? Would you prefer a strong guy that is naked instead?
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Haaha "You ready for your cockmeat sandwich?"
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08-29-2009, 12:11 AM
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I'm fat and I love my people! hahahaha
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