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Old 08-06-2009, 11:34 PM    (permalink
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I love Lewis Black the most but I have to admit, aside from his show which I think isnt that funny, I think Daniel Tosh's stand-up is great:

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Has Ralphie May gotten a mention? I love his stuff.
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I've been trying to come up with jokes so I can try my hand at stand-up real soon. I'm nervous just thinking about it.
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I've been trying to come up with jokes so I can try my hand at stand-up real soon. I'm nervous just thinking about it.
if you **** up, just dont miss a beat and make fun of yourself.

btw what interests you? making fun of losers who spend 24 hours a day on COD4 and GOW2 would be pretty funny imo.

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if you **** up, just dont miss a beat and make fun of yourself.

btw what interests you? making fun of losers who spend 24 hours a day on COD4 and GOW2 would be pretty funny imo.
Like what comedy interests me or what?

speaking of comedy, I just had to get out of bed and write down a bunch of jokes that came over me. Talk about a terrible time for that to happen. I'm trying to sleep!
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Like what comedy interests me or what?

speaking of comedy, I just had to get out of bed and write down a bunch of jokes that came over me. Talk about a terrible time for that to happen. I'm trying to sleep!
i mean what things interest you enough to incorporate them into jokes?

hell Seinfeld slept with a notepad next to his bed. see, you're already on your way!

besides making fun of yourself for being a saints fan is always a last resort....
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So Bob Saget is on comedy central and I thought I'd see how he is. Well everything you've heard about him is true. He's ******* terrible.
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So Bob Saget is on comedy central and I thought I'd see how he is. Well everything you've heard about him is true. He's ******* terrible.
Yeah, Saget is unbearable to watch as a comedian. Him and Gilbert Gottfried are two of the world's worst stand up comedians.
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I've been trying to come up with jokes so I can try my hand at stand-up real soon. I'm nervous just thinking about it.
I've written quite a few jokes myself and one thing I've learned is you have to write in volume because a lot of stuff you think is funny at the time upon rereading becomes a blah...and with jokes about current events or trends you want to write close to your performance otherwise it might not be so current.
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Yeah, Saget is unbearable to watch as a comedian. Him and Gilbert Gottfried are two of the world's worst stand up comedians.
I hate Gottfried but I saw a a Saget special and I thought he was really funny. Just filthy talking about ******* his daughters' friends and stuff like that. Nothing was off limits. Granted some of it was funnier to me knowing that he was on one of the more wholesome shows on television, but I though he played the opposite of that persona nicely.
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Watching Mike Birbiglia, he's pretty funny.
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Nick DiPaolo has to get some mention in this thread, I personally think he is funny as ****

And IMO the king is Chappelle, and I don't know how someone can overthrow him
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Nick DiPaolo has to get some mention in this thread, I personally think he is funny as ****

And IMO the king is Chappelle, and I don't know how someone can overthrow him


"i saw this once before when i was a rookie, apparently this ****** broke in a hung up pictures of his family everywhere." LOLZ

"hey baby! go home man it 3 o'clock in the ******* morning what are you doing up?!?!?. the baby said 'I'M SELLING WEED *****!'"

lolz love Dave.
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"i saw this once before when i was a rookie, apparently this ****** broke in a hung up pictures of his family everywhere." LOLZ

"hey baby! go home man it 3 o'clock in the ******* morning what are you doing up?!?!?. the baby said 'I'M SELLING WEED *****!'"

lolz love Dave.
Chapelle kills, has he had any recent standups?
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I think just Killin Em Softly and For What Its Worth are his big ones. Honestly, some of the funniest things Ive ever watched in my entire life.
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The most recent I recall was his San Francisco standup, which wasn't up to his previous billings, but still funny as ****. I've hear he does some standup from time but there is no big promotion cause of the turnout that would occur
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Yeah, Saget is unbearable to watch as a comedian. Him and Gilbert Gottfried are two of the world's worst stand up comedians.
Strongly disagree, I find gilbert hilarious and saget's pretty damn funny at times. Although how epic both were on the aristocrats might make a little biased towards them.
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