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I'm with CJ on this.
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03-07-2010, 03:03 PM
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Bi-sexualism is the wave of the future my friend, embrace your progressive lover.
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03-07-2010, 03:04 PM
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If that's the case let's hope the Miyans got it right.
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03-07-2010, 03:05 PM
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First off all, way to play it cool and be supportive of her "lifestyle". I feel obligated to tell you that at this point, the end goal of this ordeal is now to have a 3-some involving you and her female friend. I look forward to constant updates (to include photos and/or video) reagarding this.
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isn't the end game of any relationship to parlay a threesome?
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03-07-2010, 03:09 PM
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isn't the end game of any relationship to parlay a threesome?
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It's an advice thread. Redundancy is a mute issue.
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03-07-2010, 05:28 PM
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I was also in Mexico just a short time ago, and I agree. When chicks have some Tequila in their systems they are down to do some crazy ****.
In some advice to Kramer, I found I had picked up the most girls when I was tipsy. I think it's because you dont second guess yourself and you rely totally on your instincts. The tourists love the life of the party also. Me and my bud got these two chicks because they saw us dancing up on stage. As for conversation with them afterwards, be funny and flirtatious.
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Thanks man, yeah thats what I was thinking, the more drunk you are, the more comfortable you are approaching girls you don’t know, so thats key
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03-07-2010, 07:32 PM
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It's an advice thread. Redundancy is a mute issue.
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True... for further reference since it's clear that CJ and I are on the same wavelength... If there's ever a situation involving you and a bisexual girl, the only sound advice is parlay the threesome.
That's the only logical thing to do.
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03-07-2010, 09:05 PM
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You seem to forget that if they dating a lesbian, she wont be into you and unlikely to participate. It must be two bi-sexual girls who both find you worthy enough to participate.
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03-07-2010, 09:41 PM
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You seem to forget that if they dating a lesbian, she wont be into you and unlikely to participate. It must be two bi-sexual girls who both find you worthy enough to participate.
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03-07-2010, 09:42 PM
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Also, tequila shots.
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03-07-2010, 09:42 PM
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Personally, I can't stand tequila. I'm a whiskey man if I'm drinking liquor.
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03-07-2010, 09:48 PM
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i dont get why people have lesbian fetishes, it just doesnt do anything for me no disrespect.
Should i be scared that a girl ive been talking to and been on and off with (but never been in contact with on a consistent basis to do anything more than hookup) for awhile recently revealed her love for fingering. She was a psychopath when she explained it. To top that all off she isnt a fan of head, shes never done that. Whats up with girls these days?
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03-07-2010, 09:51 PM
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i dont get why people have lesbian fetishes, it just doesnt do anything for me no disrespect.
Should i be scared that a girl ive been talking to and been on and off with (but never been in contact with on a consistent basis to do anything more than hookup) for awhile recently revealed her love for fingering. She was a psychopath when she explained it. To top that all off she isnt a fan of head, shes never done that. Whats up with girls these days?
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imo give her a swift backhand
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03-07-2010, 09:55 PM
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i dont get why people have lesbian fetishes, it just doesnt do anything for me no disrespect
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It shows an open mind and spirit for experimentation. It depends on what type of gals you are into, but I find women who don't know their own sexuality really boring.
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03-07-2010, 09:57 PM
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imo give her a swift backhand
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yeah thats what im thinking, but also im not a virgin, she is. I got myself in a dumb situation with a girl five years older than me, and things just went overboard. I dont want to press this girl thats my age, but come on im not going to just do whatever you want for no reason.
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03-07-2010, 09:59 PM
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It shows an open mind and spirit for experimentation. It depends on what type of gals you are into, but I find women who don't know their own sexuality really boring.
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yeah, same kindof thing with a girl who cant dance, i mean they can be hot but its still not gunna be fun.
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03-07-2010, 10:18 PM
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If you ever con 2 bisexuals into having sex with you, you must simply react like so

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Part of me reacted that way :)
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03-08-2010, 02:48 AM
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Have anyone (married/relationships) ever been "challenged" by your gf/wife?
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Also, tequila shots.
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I feel like this is a remedy to any situation.
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03-09-2010, 08:14 PM
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okay im at panama city beach right now and there is a bucnh of hot chics. anybody got tips on picking any up? I have been fairing pretty well but my ,moves consist of fist pumping and telling them how awesome tennessee is. come on guys need new moves.
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03-09-2010, 08:20 PM
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okay im at panama city beach right now and there is a bucnh of hot chics. anybody got tips on picking any up? I have been fairing pretty well but my ,moves consist of fist pumping and telling them how awesome tennessee is. come on guys need new moves.
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Are you at the beach? put away your phone/laptop and start a volleyball game. when they say they're no good just say it's a beginner's game and smile big.
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03-09-2010, 08:24 PM
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Are you at the beach? put away your phone/laptop and start a volleyball game. when they say they're no good just say it's a beginner's game and smile big.
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I like that you said to smile. Smiling is great. Along with good eye contact.
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people are already on the vollyball net behind me, Im gunna chill and walk down to the club here in a min.
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03-09-2010, 08:31 PM
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Good man. **** the beach right now and get fist pumpin'!
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