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you guys are insane. clash of the titans was awesome. stop judging things and wishing a movie was something different. i'm not sure how anybody could expect to see something different than what was in that movie. its a heroic hack and slash remake with a diablo 2/300 feel. oh no liam neeson has *** shiny white armor and sam worthington plays the exact same quiet stubborn loner with random 300esque warriors to round out the squad. just enjoy it. is there no joy in some people's lives? its not supposed to be a movie based in realism. you don't have to judge it, just sit there and go with the flow. your money is already gone after you buy the ticket. i can understand if people hate it because of crappy 3d since the movie wasn't originally shot in 3d and converting it was just a money grab. i only saw it in 2d.
and how can somebody hate bruce willis and never see die hard? a football fan who doesn't like die hard is like a princess who doesn't like ponies.
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04-03-2010, 10:09 AM
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If you think Clash of the Titans was the worst movie ever, you haven't seen The Box. I saw it tonight. I didn't expect it to be good, but there is no way I ever expected a movie to be THAT ******* god awful. I've taken dumps with better plot and dialogue than that movie. And better acting.
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04-03-2010, 10:17 AM
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I just saw Felon with Stephen Dorff and Val Kilmer, I thought it was great. Its totally worth checking out, you can watch instanly on netflix.
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04-03-2010, 10:28 AM
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04-03-2010, 10:36 AM
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^ Well that does make a compelling argument against Willis.
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04-03-2010, 01:07 PM
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Did BB really admit to never seeing Die Hard then expect his "critique" of Bruce Willis to be taken seriously?
Die Hard is an all time great action and Christmas movie.
Ive only ever met one person who didn't like Die Hard and that was my 70-something grandpa who would have loved it if it had John Wayne not Bruce.
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04-03-2010, 06:48 PM
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I didnt even notice that Carla Gallo is...
The toe sucking girl in 40 Year Old Virgin, the period blood girl in Super Bad, and
the gag me girl in Foretting Sarah Marshall.
That's how she's credited in each as well. haha. Three very memorable characters, though.
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Hahahah I'm sure her parents are proud
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04-03-2010, 07:04 PM
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Shes also in Californication as well, playing a porn star. Her parents are very proud haha.
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04-03-2010, 07:04 PM
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Shes also in Californication as well, playing a porn star. Her parents are very proud haha.
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Especially her fath...wait...wha.....
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04-03-2010, 10:12 PM
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I just watched Super High Me the other night with Doug Benson. He's hilarious, but the film completely falls flat. For 30 days he goes without getting stoned, then goes 30 consecutive smoking to get "super high."
If anyone has an iPod, his "I Love Movies" podcast is good stuff. Unfortunately though, what should have been a great idea for a documentary spoof on Morgan Spurlock's Super Size Me, it's weak.
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04-04-2010, 12:42 AM
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Just put it on to watch before bed....oh yeah...one of the best Action-Adventure-Holiday movies ever.
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04-04-2010, 01:19 AM
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Not watching Die Hard deserves a permanent ban from this thread. End of story!
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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.
So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
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"No... maybe that mime."
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04-04-2010, 12:26 PM
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"You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."
"Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks"
copied straight from IMDB, too good and an underrated line from the movie
Dwayne T. Robinson: I've got a hundred people down here, and they're covered with glass.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a **** about glass? Who the **** is this?
Dwayne T. Robinson: This is Deputy Chief of Police, Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge of this situation.
John McClane: Oh, you're in charge? Well, I got some bad news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack ****.
Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me, you little asshole, I'm-
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-****** on national TV, *Dwayne*. Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the ******* problem and put the other guy back on!
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04-04-2010, 12:51 PM
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Shes also in Californication as well, playing a porn star. Her parents are very proud haha.
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thats what a cornell education can get you!
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I just watched Super High Me the other night with Doug Benson. He's hilarious, but the film completely falls flat. For 30 days he goes without getting stoned, then goes 30 consecutive smoking to get "super high."
If anyone has an iPod, his "I Love Movies" podcast is good stuff. Unfortunately though, what should have been a great idea for a documentary spoof on Morgan Spurlock's Super Size Me, it's weak.
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such a dope movie, i recommended it in this thread a while back when I 1st saw it, and as a stoner myself it speaks to me
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such a dope movie, i recommended it in this thread a while back when I 1st saw it, and as a stoner myself it speaks to me
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Smoking while watching that movie just makes you feel good to be alive. I always love watching something and smoking and feeling like it was made for me.
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I am really ******* sick of these Hot Tub Time Machine commercials. This movie looks ******* awful with some pretty ****** actors. Has anyone seen it to confirm its shittiness?
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Thought it was pretty funny seen alot more worst movies last year, compared to this.
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So on another topic that is some what old.....did anyone else not like book of eli that much, i thought it was pretty good and gave it a 8.5ish, but most of my buddies said it one of there favorite movies that they had saw in quite awhile, i would say at this point that the book of eli is around my number 5 6 movie of this year. I have seen about 80% of all the movies that have been in theater this year.
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04-05-2010, 05:08 PM
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I didnt mind the book of Eli. Most of my friends all really liked it, and I thought it was just ok. Action parts werent all that interesting to me, and it felt too similar to the road warrior with a sort of cool twist at the end. Worst part of the movie, NOT banging Mila Kunis.
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Who doesnt bang Mila Kunis? Seriously, Id probably sever a limb to that opportunity.
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04-05-2010, 05:32 PM
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Who doesnt bang Mila Kunis? Seriously, Id probably sever a limb to that opportunity.
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Id sever 2 just to go before you! :P
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