Cologne? - Page 2

CJSchneider · 10-12-2010, 03:06 PM

I'm at work, so I can't get on youtube, but this thread makes me think of this scene...

Brian Fantana: Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. [cringes] It's a formidable scent; it stings the nostrils in a good way.

Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.

Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell?

Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire, my lady.

Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me.

Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.

Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

News Station Employee: It smells like Bigfoot's dick!

DoughBoy · 10-12-2010, 03:09 PM

I use this stuff...

I think is like 70 dollars a bottle but it last a year and you get mad sex everywhere you go. Girls literally drop their sweatpants when they come around me smellin' all sexy and ****.

Shane P. Hallam · 10-12-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DoughBoy

I use this stuff...

I think is like 70 dollars a bottle but it last a year and you get mad sex everywhere you go. Girls literally drop their sweatpants when they come around me smellin' all sexy and ****.

A friend of mine suggested that as well. Enjoyed Goosemahns in depth post as well. I'll be looking at all of these!

TACKLE · 10-12-2010, 03:19 PM

edit: dammit CJ beat me to it.

General Zod · 10-12-2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DoughBoy

I use this stuff...

I think is like 70 dollars a bottle but it last a year and you get mad sex everywhere you go. Girls literally drop their sweatpants when they come around me smellin' all sexy and ****.

This is what I wear also, and it actually about $40 a bottle. Well worth it.

Brent · 10-12-2010, 04:49 PM

screw cologne. body wash is where it's at: http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/prod...w%284427488%29 that stuff smells like man. I get compliments all the time on how I smell because of this stuff.

TitanHope · 10-12-2010, 05:01 PM

Anybody else feelin' sexy?

TitleTown088 · 10-12-2010, 05:20 PM

Burberry touch is great.

Babylon · 10-12-2010, 05:34 PM

Kenneth Cole Black, real clean spicy fragrance. Buy it at an online site for about 45 bucks save a good deal of money. The women seem to like it.:-D

Twiddler · 10-12-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Cool Water

Haha, that's awesome. Back in high school I had a chemistry exam question where we had to calculate whether cool water or a fart would travel faster through the air. It turned out that the fart did.

descendency · 10-12-2010, 07:32 PM

Real men don't use cologne; they use formaldehyde.

KobeBryant833 · 10-12-2010, 08:15 PM

Polo blue is probably one of the best out there, girls always love that.

Rosebud · 10-12-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CJSchneider

I'll bet they flock to you in droves.

It's actually kinda disgusting how well it actually works for me.

619 · 10-12-2010, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by A Perfect Score

Ralph Lauren Polo Black is what I have right now, my girlfriend loves it.

http://dybeulj0jdhd2.cloudfront.net/...jpg?1268071714

Abercrombie & Fitch clothes are way overpriced, but I quite like their cologne. Cologne 41 is what I was using before the Polo Black.

So, I use the same cologne as APS.

Good to know.

thefalconer · 10-12-2010, 09:10 PM

it really depends on the season and occasion. there are light fragrances and muskier ones. i wish i could pull off a musky cologne but it's just not me. i use lacoste essential which is pretty light and summery. but it wouldn't work too well using a light and sweet cologne on a cold winter night. something bolder and stronger for the winter time.

BmoreBlackByrdz · 10-12-2010, 09:28 PM

Calvin Klein is great stuff, I personally love ONE and BE. Lot of people love CK Eternity and Aqua as well.

I also recommend Lacoste.

Definitely consider CK and Lacoste when looking to buy cologne

descendency · 10-12-2010, 10:29 PM

I've never worn it (or bothered to smell the guy who does) but a friend of mine in college tells me that Aqua Di Gio is liquid panty peeler/stripper (depending on your term).

This:

Amazon has it for 60 a bottle. Not sure if that's good or not. Although if you look like the guy in the Fierce ads, you could just go semi-shirtless without cologne and girls will probably think your cologne is great.

A Perfect Score · 10-12-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 619

So, I use the same cologne as APS.

Good to know.

Its damn good to know, I smell delicious.

PackerLegend · 10-12-2010, 10:35 PM

Take a picture of your dick and send it to some hot chicks. That worked for Bre..... O wait. Brett didnt have the proper hardware to pull it off so in that case do what Big Ben would do. Worked for him. In the end you save yourself money which you can use for something freaky ...

wogitalia · 10-13-2010, 01:08 AM

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I would also suggest avoiding Aqua di Gio as way way way too many people own it.

Used to have a bottle of that, was a great smell but agree that a lot of people own it. Code is another great one from Armani.

The key with cologne is to buy one that suits your natural smell and personality though, get one of the girls selling it to help you out, put it on and walk around for 10 minutes and see if the smell lasts and still smells good.

kalbears13 · 10-13-2010, 01:28 AM

I use CK Free. I heard Curve is pretty good.

Jensen · 10-13-2010, 01:34 AM

MetSox17 · 10-13-2010, 01:42 AM

Armani Code is really good, i liked it a lot. This one version of Hugo Boss that comes in a green box, the cologne is like a light blue color, that one i've bought at least four times, it's amazing. I'm currently using Very Sexy by Victoria's Secret, and the bitches love that ****. Most women compliment me on this one cologne.

jayceheathman · 10-13-2010, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Cool Water

My dad LOVES that stuff and refuses to try anything else.

jayceheathman · 10-13-2010, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PackerLegend

Take a picture of your dick and send it to some hot chicks. That worked for Bre..... O wait. Brett didnt have the proper hardware to pull it off so in that case do what Big Ben would do. Worked for him. In the end you save yourself money which you can use for something freaky ...

I agree. Go the route that involves you peeing at a golf course. :)