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Old 12-22-2010, 11:01 PM    (permalink) 
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So I really liked this girl in high school but could never tell her/ask her out because I'd get too nervous but I'm 60/40 she wouldn't exactly shoot me down (I gave her a shoulder massage and she stopped what she was doing and thoroughly enjoyed it then thanked me as I left! I was 20mins late for my actual class doing that.) So I finally work up the courage to add her on facebook after seeing her out the night before Christmas Eve. And she accepted!

So now I'm thinking of clever ways to ask her out and I'm thinking I'll post a song on her wall. "My hands are shaking" by Sondre Lerche if you have the time. It feels like it could be a cool way of telling her I've always liked her without rambling on in some message or beating around the bush and possibly falling back in that friend zone by just small talking with her.

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Old 12-27-2010, 05:03 PM    (permalink) 
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So now I'm thinking of clever ways to ask her out and I'm thinking I'll post a song on her wall. "My hands are shaking" by Sondre Lerche if you have the time. It feels like it could be a cool way of telling her I've always liked her without rambling on in some message or beating around the bush and possibly falling back in that friend zone by just small talking with her.

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Great idea. Maybe after this, she can help you sew your vagina back together.
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Old 12-27-2010, 05:03 PM    (permalink) 
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that is easily the worst idea i've ever heard.
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Old 12-27-2010, 05:05 PM    (permalink) 
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that is easily the worst idea i've ever heard.
I laughed so hard.

Dude, she'll think you're a stalker. You gave her a SHOULDER MASSAGE and didn't try anything? She probably thinks you're ***. No girl ever lets you give them a shoulder massage unless they're thinking about more. Fact. Remember that next time you give grandma a rubdown.
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Old 12-27-2010, 05:11 PM    (permalink) 
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This x10. Creepy and awkward for her.

Clear something up for me though...How did this shoulder massage come about? You obviously must have some rapport with her already if you were able to walk up to her and massage her shoulders for 20 minutes.

From personal experience(s), bitches love massages and putting them in that comfort zone can make them much more comfortable around you and willing to do more things (if you catch my drift). I think if you can pull the massage card in like a week or two, and have a good convo with her during the massage, you can ask her at the end of it if she wants to hang out some time.

Something like, "You seem like a really down to earth girl, I would love to get to know you more. We should hang out some time."

I think this would be a little better than getting her number because of the comfort zone she will already be in at that point.
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This x10. Creepy and awkward for her.

Clear something up for me though...How did this shoulder massage come about? You obviously must have some rapport with her already if you were able to walk up to her and massage her shoulders for 20 minutes.

From personal experience(s), bitches love massages and putting them in that comfort zone can make them much more comfortable around you and willing to do more things (if you catch my drift). I think if you can pull the massage card in like a week or two, and have a good convo with her during the massage, you can ask her at the end of it if she wants to hang out some time.

Something like, "You seem like a really down to earth girl, I would love to get to know you more. We should hang out some time."

I think this would be a little better than getting her number because of the comfort zone she will already be in at that point.
Lawlz at all the help everyone. I started to give another girl one (a friend) then the girl that sat next to my friend wanted one (because I'm awesome at them,) then I asked the girl I liked if she wanted one because she was sitting next to the both of them. I moved her hair to one side and went to town. It was pimp and I missed the boat.
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Oh god i couldn't stop laughing. That's exactly what ran through my mind as i read that. Great job guys.
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Oh god i couldn't stop laughing. That's exactly what ran through my mind as i read that. Great job guys.
dude, she let him touch her shoulders. clearly she is DTF.
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well done, you'll get your rep in due time.
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Is that why she started crying when I took my dick out. Or was it the sores.
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I'm going to go ahead and say that if you do the exact opposite of everything you listed in that plan... instant poon.

That's how bad your plan was.
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Women are stupid, or they'll play stupid, either way be ******* direct like a man should be, sack up and ask her out. Worst thing in the world if ******* around and ending up friend zoned.

Get hold of a number or IM her on facebook and ask her out, either way, don't beat around the bush about it, you'll look like a *****.
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Is Ballin still around?
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Watching is fun. Getting a BJ from two chicks at once is ******* fantastic. Sex isn't really anything special, unless you get creative with it.
This. First time i ever got my little fella sucked was by two females and at the age of 15 it was definitely life long highlight. Really wish it'd come up a few years later when i had a clue what i was doing but. Definitely could have converted that situation into something better.
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This totally made my morning. You guys are awesome.

Heavy, man up, go to her house, and ask her out. Or don't. Facebook is really lame in general. Stop being a puss in boots.
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