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You're gonna find some classy ladies that night, that's for sure.
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Better than sitting in my room beating off and playing PS3
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02-08-2011, 12:08 PM
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What are you talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here!
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02-08-2011, 12:08 PM
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Better than sitting in my room beating off and playing PS3
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That sounds like a great night to me.
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02-08-2011, 12:13 PM
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That sounds like a great night to me.
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Not when you don't have a computer
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02-08-2011, 12:13 PM
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You're prob still gonna end up with the PS3 and the lotion. It'll just be a later night. Haha. VDay is a good night to target girls with low self esteem.
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02-08-2011, 12:16 PM
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You're prob still gonna end up with the PS3 and the lotion. It'll just be a later night. Haha. VDay is a good night to target girls with low self esteem.
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If I knew how to find these girls I wouldn't be posting in this thread haha. And I'm not talking about the fat uglies.
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02-08-2011, 12:25 PM
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Any girl who is relatively cute and available is going to score herself a date or not go out. Any girl who is cute and goes out will have 15 guys after her and will have her choice. It will be all fat uglies.
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02-08-2011, 12:29 PM
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Any girl who is relatively cute and available is going to score herself a date or not go out. Any girl who is cute and goes out will have 15 guys after her and will have her choice. It will be all fat uglies.
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Now that's just pessimistic. Maybe I'll just go out and get drunk. W/e, not really expecting anything, just want to go out with some buddies.
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02-08-2011, 12:38 PM
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Enjoy the night. I think the pickings will be very slim in general. Nothing wrong with getting your d wet, even if it is a slump buster.
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02-08-2011, 01:47 PM
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Enjoy the night. I think the pickings will be very slim in general. Nothing wrong with getting your d wet, even if it is a slump buster.
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Word.
And yeah, your best bet to score with a cute girl is to find one before then, ask her out, take her somewhere with lots of romantic ******** couples so she feels all emo she doesn't have someone to be all fluffy bunny ******* hand holdy ***** with and ***** you.
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02-08-2011, 01:54 PM
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Enjoy the night. I think the pickings will be very slim in general. Nothing wrong with getting your d wet, even if it is a slump buster.
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Thumbs up. Slump busters come in many different forms.
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02-08-2011, 03:24 PM
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Word.
And yeah, your best bet to score with a cute girl is to find one before then, ask her out, take her somewhere with lots of romantic ******** couples so she feels all emo she doesn't have someone to be all fluffy bunny ******* hand holdy ***** with and ***** you.
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Screw that, dude. Why spend tons of money on a first date on VDay? It just puts expectations way out of line with reality. Not worth it for a 1 nighter or for the start of a relationship. Better off just going out and having fun and not looking for trim.
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02-09-2011, 12:22 AM
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This girl is now setting me up on a blind date on Valentines Day... I don't know how I feel about this.
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02-09-2011, 08:21 AM
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This girl is now setting me up on a blind date on Valentines Day... I don't know how I feel about this.
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Don't spend lots of money. It's a first date and you may not like each other at all. Doesn't seem like a great idea.
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02-09-2011, 08:35 AM
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First dates on VDay put a lot of pressure on guys to deliver something romantic and for girls to essentially put out. The pressure forces guys into situations where they overpay and overexpect and puts the girls on edge, so they don't relax and put out. In the end, it's just a waste of time.
I don't like being put in the situation where my expectations are perhaps unrealistic and my motives are called into question.
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02-09-2011, 09:46 AM
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instead of asking a girl out, find other single people and go to a bar or throw a 'singles-only' party. to quote some shakespeare: "if love be rough with you, then be rough with love" and tell it to **** off.
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02-14-2011, 09:33 AM
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Happy Mandated Corporate Retail "Love" Day...
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02-14-2011, 09:46 AM
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Relationship or not, **** buddy or not, buy her a valentine today. If you don't have a relationship can you think of a better foot in the door? getting laid is the whole point of V-Day.
Or write one on your computer. It's your goddamn job as a man, so man up & do it.
You don't even have to sign it. You can sign it Anonymous. The age of the computer printer has rendered graphology (handwriting analysis) obsolete, & savor the anticipation of her melting like an ice cube in Arizona when you reveal yourself as the originator.
Fulfillment is guaranteed, works every time, again getting laid is the whole point of V-Day.
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02-14-2011, 09:53 AM
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And don't believe the hype. Stay away from restaurants and make dinner yourself. Restaurants are a ripoff for VDay.
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02-14-2011, 10:00 AM
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My wife is too morning sick to care about VDay. Boosh.
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02-14-2011, 01:12 PM
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Way to go. Just hope it's not morning sickness... haha
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02-14-2011, 01:17 PM
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My wife is too morning sick to care about VDay. Boosh.
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She's pregnant.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!
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02-14-2011, 01:38 PM
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Actually dudes that ship already sailed, she is definitely 16 weeks pregnant, we've known for a while. Didn't mean to misrepresent anything. It actually really sucks, she is miserable. So getting out of VDay nonsense is a pretty thin silver lining.
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02-14-2011, 01:52 PM
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Actually dudes that ship already sailed, she is definitely 16 weeks pregnant, we've known for a while. Didn't mean to misrepresent anything. It actually really sucks, she is miserable. So getting out of VDay nonsense is a pretty thin silver lining.
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Wow, I had no idea. Well hopefully she feels better then.
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Wow, I had no idea. Well hopefully she feels better then.
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Well the having a kid part is good. She just throws up several times a day 4 or 5 days a week and sometimes can't eat. I didn't mean to get into all this. Quick somebody post about how a girl ruined your weekend or something.
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