What Grinds Your Gears Reloaded...Again

[BeerBaron]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

What i wanna know is what in the blue hell were you thinking when you added an apostrophe to the word 'Yours'.

Scotty was the "your" and it was his idea, so I added possession to it. I guess it's that gray area...idfk.

[njx9]

fat people on airplanes - buy a second seat, or stop flying. i'm ******* sick of only getting 1/3 of my seat because i actually bothered to exercise twice in my life. and no, there is zero chance you can put the arm rest up. i will not snuggle up with your rolls of hip-fat.

also, douchebags with rollaboards in airports. you do *not* stand next to your rollaboard when going up escalators or using moving sidewalks. period. i will knock your **** over. and you won't be able to catch me, because there's a 95% chance you fall into group 1 above.

after summer/spring break travel season, this could go on for a while.

[Bosanac01]

I hate youtube comments.

+ rep me if you agree.

[VoteLynnSwan]

Vain attempts at gaining rep grind my gears.

+rep me if you agree.

[Bosanac01]

Originally Posted by VoteLynnSwan

Vain attempts at gaining rep grind my gears.

+rep me if you agree.

You missed the point.

[jayceheathman]

Originally Posted by njx9

fat people on airplanes - buy a second seat, or stop flying. i'm ******* sick of only getting 1/3 of my seat because i actually bothered to exercise twice in my life. and no, there is zero chance you can put the arm rest up. i will not snuggle up with your rolls of hip-fat.

also, douchebags with rollaboards in airports. you do *not* stand next to your rollaboard when going up escalators or using moving sidewalks. period. i will knock your **** over. and you won't be able to catch me, because there's a 95% chance you fall into group 1 above.

after summer/spring break travel season, this could go on for a while.

Good luck knocking him over.

[Bosanac01]

Fat people ruin it for everyone else. I really like this line:

"i'm ******* sick of only getting 1/3 of my seat because i actually bothered to exercise twice in my life."

touche

[njx9]

Originally Posted by jayceheathman

Good luck knocking him over.

those are some mega-boobies.

[vikes_28]

I hate it when people ***** about something but then don't do anything to help their case. one of my biggest pet peeves.

[Giantsfan1080]

It's re-sign people. Resign has a totally different meaning and it's annoying as hell.

[HawkEye30]

Originally Posted by Giantsfan1080

It's re-sign people. Resign has a totally different meaning and it's annoying as hell.

Loose and lose drive me crazy.

[Halsey]

I read this today in an AP article on Osama:

"But they were also eager to address the mythology already building in Pakistan and beyond that bin Laden was somehow still alive."


I believe it should say "myth". Mythology is the study of myths. Unless the author meant there's a growing study of myths on Bin Laden...

[HawkEye30]

Taking a **** and then it seriously takes forever to wipe your ass, it's like never ending.

[PackerLegend]

Originally Posted by HawkEye30

Taking a **** and then it seriously takes forever to wipe your ass, it's like never ending.

hahahhaahaaa real men just pull up their pants and carry on without ever touching the TP.

[HawkEye30]

Originally Posted by PackerLegend

hahahhaahaaa real men just pull up their pants and carry on without ever touching the TP.

Hahahaha I am no real man by those standards then.

[Bosanac01]

wipe until you're close enough.

[prock]

Wanna know what grinds my gears? Liriano threw a no-no, but we are still 8 games below .500.

[Halsey]

Erecting statues of current and recent football players and coaches is such hero lame, dumb, hero worshipping stupidity. The recently erected statue of Vince Dooley UGA is really lame, but Alabama and Auburn have taken it to the next level of lame with the Saban and Newton. So lame. Why don't the people paying for those statues donate that money to help the storm victims or something.

And no, I will not get off my high horse. It's comfy up here and it's fun to ride him when he's high.

[Splat]

Looking for a new job.

[J-Mike88]

Originally Posted by Splat

Looking for a new job.

Good call.

Let me add this one:
Chelsea Handler

[prock]

Writing group papers with people who suck at writing... I spent like 3 hours completely rewriting 6 pages of terrible writing, and we will all get the same grade. So ******* annoying.

[njx9]

people using hashtags. it's as ******* lame as the old www.totallyfunnypithyjoke.com 'jokes' that stopped even being passed off as funny in 1995.

[TitanHope]

Right now mine is busting my knuckles trying to fix the window on my car and yet it still won't roll up straight. #frustrated

[njx9]

Originally Posted by TitanHope

Right now mine is busting my knuckles trying to fix the window on my car and yet it still won't roll up straight. #frustrated

*simultaneously stabbing you and mocking you for believing that punching a broken window would fix it*

[TitanHope]

Originally Posted by njx9

*simultaneously stabbing you and mocking you for believing that punching a broken window would fix it*

Silly Njx. Busting your knuckles means banging them up and making them bleed when you've got your hands working in a really tight area, or in my case, forearms deep in door innards. #knowledgeispower

I almost punched the damned thing though!