The Official Keystyling thread

[elway777]

Vicious, vicious, my nuts are nutricious, they call me Lucky Charms cuz their magically delicious.

[jagsfreak27]

Originally Posted by familyguy555

yo yo, this thread is *** i really hate it
hey jagsfreak, just face it
i hate the jags and youre a freak
and your also a computer geek
you hang out at the library every single week

im sorry if i hurt youre feelings

A freak is what your mom called me in bed
all night long when I waz give'n her head
what the fu@k is family guy 555
just mad cuz you make'n $6.55
im at the library every single week???
your whack rhymes makes me weak

WOW terrible LOL

[islandboy843]

Originally Posted by elway777

Vicious, vicious, my nuts are nutricious, they call me Lucky Charms cuz their magically delicious.

That was some hella flow.

[MP123]

If you don't like country music, then you should be out of this thread. You're just ruining it.

[ccB]

Originally Posted by MP123

If you don't like country music, then you should be out of this thread. You're just ruining it.

Yeah they are what I'd like to call "haters"

[yourfavestoner]

Originally Posted by jagsfreak27

A freak is what your mom called me in bed
all night long when I waz give'n her head
what the fu@k is family guy 555
just mad cuz you make'n $6.55
im at the library every single week???
your whack rhymes makes me weak

WOW terrible LOL

You were giving his mom head? That must have been weird.

[thule]

Originally Posted by yourfavestoner

You were giving his mom head? That must have been weird.

weird....not really...but i'd compare it to a tuna dinner.

[njx9]

Originally Posted by yourfavestoner

You were giving his mom head? That must have been weird.

well it IS a country song.

[Windy]

Dub City


yo yo what it do

slappin tha hoe fo'sho

beat yo ass call an hmo



i aint no fake

word

don't make no mistake

my co** elongate

[MP123]

This thread needs to be blocked. From the first post, it has had nothing to do with country music.

[Hines]

it was a rap battle thread but i guess someone changed the title

[locseti]

Windys from Dub City
Where the beezies aint pretty
so grab yo toilet paper cause its gone get $hitty

[YAYareaRB]

shetty shetty locseti better known as betty
thought he was right but the ***** threw lefty
thought I had a ride or die but the ***** done left me
replace the t's with the n's and you still got pettys
heard you broadcast to the feddys
they call me bear killer cuz I dont mess with teddys
they call your name but take out the "seti"
i'd give you some knowledge but it might get messy
your girls name is desiree but the boys call her dessy
and ya girl dessy got nice girl named leslie
and ya girl leslie got a nice girl named betsy
and betsy really likes it when the boys get messy
get messy but then little betsy gets crazy
you talk online but you aint really tryna face me
plus what I look like talking to some babies
so when you ask me to rhyme you really tryna take me
you love my style you love my ****** face b
and you just might run and ****** out pace me
but you'll know why police always gotta mace me
cuz im too real for the cuffs, I'll break out
instead of makin ya girl suck dick, i'll make out
but i wont get played cuz I'm aware of fake outs
and I wont eat there, I'll order take out
when it comes to rap school i hold pages like binders
people hate on me cuz I like the 49ers
why people hate on me and my niner click?
cuz we stick together and on the field we sick
aint from oregon like damn beavers
we just got nate clements to shut down recievers
he aint worried bout girls **** he'll leave her
I'll leave it up to him just like wally cleaver
our RB is Frank Gore, he is the best to me
I personally think he's the best in NFC
he runs good, catches, and fakes play action
I'll even say he's better than stephen jackson
cuz if defense was a girl, frank gore would bone her
after i sober up you might call me a homer
you might laugh at me cuz u know that I'm through
but wait till next season when wat I say becomes true

hahaha I'm sooo drunk

The only time YAYareaRB would get five mics is in a *** orgy.

[YAYareaRB]

Originally Posted by snuff

The only time YAYareaRB would get five mics is in a *** orgy.

Lol.. I just now got it

[locseti]

Area Rb never done yay in his life,
Brought up in suburbia but complains of ghettostrife
on the cul de sac corner, hes posted like a tack
trying to cop some yay, but instead he buys crack
realizing its wack, he trys to pull a jack,
but the teenage white boy puts him in 'the rack'
And that be the end of that

[YAYareaRB]

I wondered why youre mad then found out you liked the raiders
I heard better raps come out of the mouths of 6th graders
Never said I was from the ghetto or was a bum
and the yay aint what I smoke, its where I'm from
I'm reeling you in cuz you done bit the bait fish
before you come at me, get your facts straight *****
you snitch, all you do is rubba dub with the pigs
all I see a scrub using a scrub in his sigs
never been put in a rack, thas no muthafuckin joke
your a raider fan, you aint no muthafuckin loc
your whole game is shut down, youza bouta falter
your starting QB is ****** andrew walter
the time of the raiders glory has been outlasted
the best player on your team went undrafted
let me let you know about my worst fear
is that you draft J-Russell and ruin his career
square bear, probably done more crimes than you
good lord locset I FART better rhymes than you

I'm new at this sooo there goes nothing

[bantx]

on blooooddddd

[Ravens1991]

I am riding in the fast lane,
straight to the basketball game,
she is all up on me, but hey thats just the pleasure of this rap game

I roll up with a model to the club
pulling out my $ to get some bub
I buy 50 bottles
The next day I wake up next to 50 models

Yea I took those last lines from make it rain remix
but hey I woke up next to 50 chicks
plus I just wrote this ballin hit single
now I get to mingle
with the shorties
now it looks like I will be paying child support until I am forty.

[etk]

Snuff:

I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot

[McBain]

Originally Posted by thule

Raider nation....your some type of joke.
Your teams so bad I'd rather cheer for the vikings who joke.
You got no offense....your team sucks balls
You'd be better if you qb just drops back, trips, and falls

this could have been a sweet rap if you'd said. "cowboys, who do coke."