“Andre made a nice catch on a deep ball today. Andre, really the last couple of days, has taken a step forward. [...] I was very pleased with Andre today. He made a nice play on the side – well-covered, well-thrown ball. He just continues to show the consistency in his performance, and I’m very pleased.”
"Oh Gator Nation, know that you have committed great sins. If you ask me for what evidence I have for these words, I will say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would have not have sent a punishment like me upon you." -Tyler Bray, QB, Tennessee
Why ya'll have been chosen to face the Torbraydo, or why He spoke in the 3rd person in his quote, we may never know. But I do know this, for this Saturday, you shall all know what true despair feels like. I fear for your children, your elderly, and joy throughout your lands. It will pain me to witness the one blonde girl sitting in the stands crying; confused as to why this terror before her is happening and turning to the guy next to her asking "That's a bad thing, right?" Like a UGA co-ed, things are gonna get ugly, and there's a chance some nostrils will be raped. But hold fast to your ways and you just may perservere.
Raining touchdowns is nice, but it's not the hail of fire and brimstone that the Braysed God induces.
And that'll be a bad thing for the opposing QB. Once Brantley gets BBQ'd via biblical might, then there is absolutely no stopping Charlie Weis from eating him. And don't tell me there haven't already been a few close calls in that regard. You and I both know it's only a matter of time.