Funny Pictures Thread

[fenikz]

Hedberg i miss you :(

[CC.SD]

I saw a wino eating grapes, I told him dude, you have to wait.

Pants hold up the belt, the belt holds up the pants. Who is the real hero here.

[BeerBaron]

Hedberg nostalgia dump:

[Brent]

Originally Posted by sbh15

believe it or not, i've gotten the **** to fructose when i had an iphone. but i do agree they're ******* stupid and obvious setups

only funny thing that's ever happened to me with autocorrect was Much (I was starting sentence with capital M) changed to Muhammad.

[draftguru151]

Well now I'm both laughing hysterically and crying. Mitch :'(.

[fischbowl]

“Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. God damn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right.”

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”

[WMD]

This isn't exactly a funny picture, but I stumbled upon it when I was trying to find an update on Patrice O'Neal.. I figured I would post it.



Carry on.

[Jensen]

[Bosanac01]

Originally Posted by Jensen

60% of this list is fuckable.

[TitanHope]

Originally Posted by Bosanac01

60% of this list is fuckable.

Beastiality is a sin, Bos.

[Paul]

Originally Posted by TitanHope

Beastiality is a sin, Bos.

But what if he really really really wants to **** Mylie Cyrus?

[kalbears13]

Originally Posted by Jvig43

I had to turn my auto correct off because it would change the F word to things like duck and such. It was really obnoxious actually.

I just assume people know what I'm talking about when I tell them to duck themselves.

[Brent]

Originally Posted by kalbears13

I just assume people know what I'm talking about when I tell them to duck themselves.

one time I got drunk and took my friends phone, and planned on texting the sister of another friend saying "wanna ****?"

well, it turns out I was on the phone of the brother to that sister. so, the text (at like 3 in the morning) was "wanna duck?"

she responded, "why do you have a duck?"

[Paul]

Originally Posted by Brent

one time I got drunk and took my friends phone, and planned on texting the sister of another friend saying "wanna ****?"

well, it turns out I was on the phone of the brother to that sister. so, the text (at like 3 in the morning) was "wanna duck?"

she responded, "why do you have a duck?"

Because on SWDC not only are are we knowledgable about football, but we're also duck experts.











I hope someone got that reference.

[Brothgar]

Originally Posted by Bosanac01

60% of this list is fuckable.

So you would duck 3.2 of the people on this list.

three chicks, two animals, and 3 jonas bros.

[brat316]

Originally Posted by Paul

Because on SWDC not only are are we knowledgable about football, but we're also duck experts.











I hope someone got that reference.

It was an epic thread. What did he name it?

[FlyingElvis]

Originally Posted by WMD

This isn't exactly a funny picture, but I stumbled upon it when I was trying to find an update on Patrice O'Neal.. I figured I would post it.



Carry on.

This map is total crap. There's no way in hell those rich ******* would let us have all the warm +/- waterfront property.


Also, still my personal favorite of Mitch's work:

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three."

Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a ****. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You ******* are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufresnes.

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by FlyingElvis

This map is total crap. There's no way in hell those rich ******* would let us have all the warm +/- waterfront property.

Through humor, you illustrate the very point of their protest.

[njx9]

i dunno, i don't think anyone actually wants the LA (state, not city) "coastline".

[nepg]

Yeah, the upper 10% definitely took the better coastlines.

[fenikz]

best coasts on the west belongs to the 90% and id certainly take miami an such over the rest of the east

[FlyingElvis]

It would be fine if they simply made a line along all Florida coastals and included that in the 1%. Do the same around the great lakes and we'll call it good.

[hobbes2053]

[draftguru151]

[slightlyaraiderfan]