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Old 11-09-2011, 02:38 AM    (permalink
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Just don't knock one up and end up like T.O
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Just don't knock one up and end up like T.O
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I was seriously afraid I was going to die reading this thread. I could barely breath while laughing.

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edit: You guys are disappointing me with your white people names. No one knows a "Rose of Sharon Cassidy"? (yes, that's from Fallout)
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Clearly only black people have bizarre names.

http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2011/04/...worst-names/6/


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Sparrow James Midnight Madden (Nicole Richie and Joel Madden)
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa (Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa)
Seraphina Rose Elizabeth (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck)
Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz)
Zuma (Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale)
Clementine Jane (Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes)
Knox Leon (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Sunday Rose (Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban)
Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)
Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)
Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)
Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)
Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)
Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)
Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leon)
Fifi Trixibell (Bob Geldof and Paula Yates)
Calico (Alice Cooper)
Denim and Diezel Ky (Toni Braxton)
Seargeoh and Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
Hud and Spec Wildhorse (John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)
Rebel, Racer and Rogue (Robert Rodriguez)
Free (Barbara Hershey and David Carradine)
Reignbeau (Ving Rhames)
Draco Verta (Danica McKellar)
Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver)

Diseases

You'd have to be really sick to infect your offspring with virulent names like these:

Fever Bender (born 1856)
Leper Priest (born 1929)
Cholera Priest (born 1830 during the second cholera pandemic)
Rubella Graves (born 1814)
Typhus Black (born 1897)
Hysteria Johnson (born 1881)
Emma Royd (born 1850)
Kathryn E. Coli (born 1894)
Mumps Sykes (born 1891)

Professions

With names like "Mayor Bland," it seems like some parents had high, ambitious hopes for their children's future.


Cook Cook
Governor Bush
Lawyer Low
Doctor Love
Teacher Blackbear
Judge Savage
Editor Honeycutt
Mayor Bland
Sales O. Justice
Gamble Moore


Sins

The authors found 149 records for people named Lust, 70 for Greed, 12 for Sloth, and 830 for Pride. Which of the 7 deadlly sins was missing? Only gluttony.

Lust Garten
Greed Sister Mancini
Avarice Sullivan
Sloth Washton
Wrath Gordon
Envy Burger
Pride Saint
Greed McGrew
Pride Saint
Lust T. Castle


Irish luck

Plenty of parents must have thought that naming their child Lucky would translate into a bright future. In 1930 alone, there are 463 Luckys.

Some lucky favorites:
Lucky Green
Lucky Jewell
Shamrock Hardeman of Illinois
Shamrock Dates of Mississippi


The religious types:
Saint Patrick Blan
Saint Patrick Forrest


The patriotic:
Ireland England
Ireland Green
Ireland Brew


Whimsical:
Rainbow Green
Emerald Jewel
Clover Field


A St. Patrick’s Day feast:
Beef Cooper
Guinness Dack
Cabbage Haywood


Foods

Some parents loved eating so much, they named their kids after favorite meals, snacks—and even condiments:


Lunch Magee
Dinner Ware
Bread White
Hero Brat
Mayo Head
Mustard M. Mustard
Pickle Parker
Plum Sellers
Banana Bowdy
Cherry Grant


Simpson pranks

Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern are nearly legendary, but the sad fact is that some people actually go through life with those goofy names. The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:

Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks


Your picks

TODAY viewers share their kooky favorites, from unfortunate names like "Tyranny" to bizarre ones like "Cascade."

Part one

Jus-N-Tyme. The mother said she made it to the hospital just in time for the baby boy to be born.
— Anonymous, Birmingham, AL

My husband and I had a deal. I'd name a girl and my husband would name a boy. We got a boy. His name is Judas Christian. I've relaxed about it, but several members of our families hate it.
— Anonymous, Vancouver, WA

Orangalo and Lamongalo. Jell-O was the only thing she could eat towards the end of her pregnancy.
— Anonymous, Winston Salem, NC

Violence is the name of a child born here in Howard County, IN. The doctors and the social workers tried talk them out of the name, but to no avail.
— Anonymous, Kokomo, IN

My mother's co-worker has a new grandson named West. I knew two young sisters named Truth and Justice, my teacher said "Now all they need is a brother named American Way."
— Anonymous, Erie, PA

I am a teacher and have had students named Holly Wood and Candy Kahne.
— Amanda Oliver, Cornelius, NC

A local official in Parkersburg, WV was named Harry Pitts.
— Anonymous, Parkersburg, WV

Part two

A cousin of a friend of mine named her daughter Tyranny.
— Anonymous, Baltimore, MI

About 20-25 years ago I knew a man who gave his son the name "Alias." His girlfriend, the mother of the child, apparently thought the name was pretty cool so there is a man now walking this earth named "Alias." This must raise some eyebrows when he fills out a job application or experiences a minor traffic stop. I don't even want to think about an encounter with Homeland Security.
— Anonymous , Wilbraham, MA

Brock Lee. I'm not sure what they were thinking! Or even if they thought about it until after the fact.
— Lisa Stricker, Clarksburg, WV

Pajama (pronounced pay-jeh-meh). [The mother] mentioned she was looking through a Sears catalog when she was pregnant and the name jumped out at her and she knew right then and there, this was to be her daughter's name. I asked her how to spell “Pay-jeh-meh” and she replied P-A-J-A-M-A. . I thought to myself, oh no! Her poor daughter is named after Sears catalog sleepwear.
— John Panzella, San Diego, CA

A daughter of a friend of the family named her two children Samurai and Abacus.
— Anonymous, Elkridge, MD

Part three

Roxanne Gravel. As in, "rocks and gravel".
— Anonymous, L.A., CA

Strange' pronounced (Straw ja')
— Anonymous, Wynne, AR

A friend of mine told me about a girl on a soccer team named "*******". Seriously. People were yelling, "Good job *******!"
— Anonymous, Dublin, CA

In grade school there was a boy in my class named Rusty Nail.
— Anonymous, Stephens’s city, VA

Someone where I used to work named his baby girl "Damya." Yes, really. Employees who saw the announcement on the bulletin board kept imagining the child on the playground, "Get down from there Damya!" The parents had perfectly normal names.
— Anonymous, McDonald, TN

My son has a friend named Cole. That is not so bad, but his last name is Deggs. Now say his name together Cole Deggs. The kids all called him Cold Eggs!
— Teresa Walls, Ransomville, NY

When I worked in retail, a young couple came in and were discussing their baby's name with an associate of mine. They wanted to name their child after a good friend, but they could not decide between two friends, Eric and Keith. So they squashed the name together and decided to name their child Erickeith. Seriously.
— Anonymous, Marietta, OH

Part four

The weirdest name I ever heard for a person is Catnip Moonbeam.
— Anonymous, Ft Hood, TX

I was once at a national park and heard this fake-blonde, trophy wife was yelling at her daughter. "Cascade! Cascade!" I knew she had thought the name sounded cool, trendy, and upper class. All I could think was, "great. You named your kid after a laundry detergent!"
— Sandra Trisdale, San Diego, CA

My Coworker was pregnant and I asked her if she had a name picked out yet. She said no, but she wanted to stay away from weird names, like the one her sister had given her niece. The name? Felanie. Like Melanie, but with an F. If there's such thing as cursing your child, I think that may take the cake.
— Catherine Sullivan, Anchorage, AK

Nataz, that’s what she named her son. She thought it was "cool" that it is Satan spelled backwards.
— Anonymous, Chico, CA
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It's about reinvention. Small way to carve an identity distinct from a historically racialistic society that prefers assimilation. It's where jazz and hip hop come from. Take what is given and embellish it. Same goes for the Black church and sports. Reinvention is a cultural tradition for African Americans and all members of the African diaspora. ........so basically, we make **** up.

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People of all races "doodle" when it comes to kids names. i think that it comes from a desire to have their kids be unique from birth. Unfortunately, making up names or "creative" (******) spellings just makes both the parents and the kids look re-tarded.
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I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet...

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That made coffee come out my nose.
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