What Grinds Your Gears Reloaded...Again

[jayceheathman]

Originally Posted by Jamaal-Football

Speaking of restrooms..


What the hell is the point of having a restroom stall open out of the stall? If the padlock breaks (as is common with public RRs), the door will swing open on it's own, and you can't even hold it back. If it's the kind you push in, at least you have a last ditch chance to push it closed if someone would knock. Same with the door. Restroom doors should ALWAYS open out, so you can kick that ***** open after you've washed your hands instead of having to touch the handle again.

haha That happened to me once although I could have sworn I slid the lock all the way back. I saw the guy's feet approaching the stall and figure it wouldnt open anyways and it did. He jumped back as fast as you could blink. It was embarrassing.

[Bosanac01]

Originally Posted by Jamaal-Football

Speaking of restrooms..


What the hell is the point of having a restroom stall open out of the stall? If the padlock breaks (as is common with public RRs), the door will swing open on it's own, and you can't even hold it back. If it's the kind you push in, at least you have a last ditch chance to push it closed if someone would knock. Same with the door. Restroom doors should ALWAYS open out, so you can kick that ***** open after you've washed your hands instead of having to touch the handle again.

I don't know if it's against the law or anything, but they don't make doors that open out so people are not trapped inside.

[Jamaal-Football]

Originally Posted by jayceheathman

haha That happened to me once although I could have sworn I slid the lock all the way back. I saw the guy's feet approaching the stall and figure it wouldnt open anyways and it did. He jumped back as fast as you could blink. It was embarrassing.

It's the worst. You're in pretty much the most vulnerable position you could ever be in. Caught with your pants down.

Originally Posted by Bosanac01

I don't know if it's against the law or anything, but they don't make doors that open out so people are not trapped inside.

I know a lot of rr doors don't lock at all. They just swing open and closed, but some swing out, some in.

[yo123]

Another bathroom question...what is the point of urinals? Why can't we piss in the normal toilets? I've never understood this.

[Jamaal-Football]

Convenience. Taking a **** takes way longer than pissing, i know i wouldn't wanna be waiting around for the toilet to open. I'd prolly just piss in the sink.

[YAYareaRB]

Netflix.. particularly the instant watch

I have a bone to pick with netflix. they say the wonder years would be made available for instant watch and look.. no ******* Kevin Arnold.. no bully brother Wayne. No Paul Pfeifer or Whinny Cooper.. I'm getting mad!

[Splat]

Originally Posted by Splat

Looking for a new job.

Still this getting very frustrated.

[killxswitch]

Originally Posted by Splat

Still this getting very frustrated.

Sorry mang. I hate job searching. Are you currently employed and just looking for something better?

[Ngatachance92]

I hate when someone says "I don't mean to cut you off, but" and then they proceed to cut you off. So.... what your saying is, you don't mean to be a douchebag it just comes naturally?

[MetSox17]

Originally Posted by Ngatachance92

I hate when someone says "I don't mean to cut you off, but" and then they proceed to cut you off. So.... what your saying is, you don't mean to be a douchebag it just comes naturally?

Same with, i'm not racist, but..

I don't wanna be a dick, but..

If you're gonna be a douche, why don't you just be straight up and act like a douche? It's a lot easier, there's no need to dick around trying to act like you care what the other person thinks of you, and its just so much more gratifying.

Besides, more people appreciate your douchiness when it is sincere.


I missed this thread.

[Ngatachance92]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

Same with, i'm not racist, but..

I don't wanna be a dick, but..

If you're gonna be a douche, why don't you just be straight up and act like a douche? It's a lot easier, there's no need to dick around trying to act like you care what the other person thinks of you, and its just so much more gratifying.

Besides, more people appreciate your douchiness when it is sincere.


I missed this thread.

Exactly, like that little preface before you speak is a shield you throw up blocking peoples douche radars. Everyone does douchey **** on occasion at least be open about it, those little words do not absolve you of being a douche any less than a Pedo who writes in his chatlog to a 13 year old girl he's just coming over to watch a movie with her for anyone reading, he's still a pedophile.

[njx9]

i generally use 'i don't mean to cut you off, but...' as the interruption line, because inevitably someone's going to try to keep talking, and i'd rather have them talk over a worthless, insincere apology than what i'm actually going to say.

[Brent]

people who say "legit"

[prock]

Pompous rich asshole Jews from NYC. Too ******* many of them study abroad.

[Mr. Goosemahn]

ppl who write Lik dis!!!

[thefalconer]

Originally Posted by prock

Pompous rich asshole Jews from NYC. Too ******* many of them study abroad.

half of my school. ******* JAPs everywhere.

[BeerBaron]

I think if a driver of a really nice car is driving far too slow or stupidly, one of the rules of the road should be that you are allowed to commandeer that vehicle by force to take for yourself.

For example, the other day I was driving home from work behind this sick white mustang. The drive was an old man driving 10 under the speed limit and who got pissy and rode my ass after I passed him. **** that guy.

[MetSox17]

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

I think if a driver of a really nice car is driving far too slow or stupidly, one of the rules of the road should be that you are allowed to commandeer that vehicle by force to take for yourself.

For example, the other day I was driving home from work behind this sick white mustang. The drive was an old man driving 10 under the speed limit and who got pissy and rode my ass after I passed him. **** that guy.

Next time that happens, slam your brakes.

[jrdrylie]

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

I think if a driver of a really nice car is driving far too slow or stupidly, one of the rules of the road should be that you are allowed to commandeer that vehicle by force to take for yourself.

For example, the other day I was driving home from work behind this sick white mustang. The drive was an old man driving 10 under the speed limit and who got pissy and rode my ass after I passed him. **** that guy.

I work with a woman (she has an eye patch, huge FUPA, and a lisp) who drives a 2010 Mercedes. When it is dark out, she drives 25 MPH (even when the speed limit is 55) with here hazard lights are on. I've definitely thought about car jacking her.

[Raiderz4Life]

I usually make a pass and then go slow to **** with them...if they try to pass me I just speed up. Sometimes it doesn't work if they have a car with 250+ hp vs my little 140hp DC2 =/

[cmarq83]

Professors who don't understand that a 1 credit class shouldn't be a a lot of work.

[BeerBaron]

Originally Posted by cmarq83

Professors who don't understand that a 1 credit class shouldn't be a a lot of work.

Is it a health class? My college forced that one on us...so annoying. It was basically a rehashing of any high school health class...but in college!

[Raiderz4Life]

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

Is it a health class? My college forced that one on us...so annoying. It was basically a rehashing of any high school health class...but in college!

I'm taking a health class. Its a transfer req but its 3 units.

[diabsoule]

I ******* hate it when people use the phrase "mind you" and "beg your pardon". Just shut up. You sound pretentious as hell.

[jsa230]

when people ******* suck their teeth. The most annoying thing someone can do in .25 seconds is suck their ******* teeth.