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Only the international ones. Domestic ones not so much.
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01-30-2012, 07:23 AM
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The girl that I was going to the Hookah bar Saturday night called beforehand and told me her friend was sick, I so I had to be a douche to my buddy and tell him it was just going to be me and her. Felt a little bad about that, but, I had to do it. Definitely glad it ended up just being me and her, we talked, danced, smoked the hookah, everything just seemed like it worked out well. The place had a belly dancer, and she joined in and they both danced just for me. (Felt like a boss, lol) We left the hookah bar at 12:30, and I walked her to her car and we ended up talking until a little after 1:00. Gave her a hug, could tell she wanted more, so I went with it. We didn't make out or anything just a little kiss. I told her to call me when she got home just to make sure she was ok, she did and we ended up talking for a little while more before I decided it was time for bed.
We were texting yesterday and talking about what we were doing this week, turns out we're both busy and our schedules don't really work out well, so she told me to visit her at work. Turns out she works at one of the Victoria's Secrets near me. I can dig it, lol. I told her I'll try to make it, but it'd depend on my work, so I could use a slow day at work, or a day where we knock out a job real quick in the morning, lol.
So yeah, I'm pretty happy with my weekend.
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01-30-2012, 10:31 AM
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hell yeah eagles. victoria's secret is such an easy in for you too. you have it made now.
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01-30-2012, 11:12 AM
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She's not a model there, if that's what you are thinking, she is a cashier/salesperson while she's in school, but either way, I'm not complaining, lol.
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01-30-2012, 11:55 AM
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They literally have the best customer service. I don't even mean that in a sexual way either. They are well trained, clean, courteous, and take you directly to wear you need to be. Plus, you have the "in" of potentially having her want to model some stuff for you.
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01-30-2012, 12:11 PM
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You're serious about your customer service when it comes to lingerie... Is this your way of saying you like to wear women's underwear? lol
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01-30-2012, 12:29 PM
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Lol, I have a few years experience managing customer service. Victoria's Secret chicks tend to frankly be better and more attentive than most other stores. Its more of an actual approachable "boutique" style place with helpfulness instead of the more common "Can I help you(please say no so I can go back to staring at the wall)" types. I literally don't pay attention at all to lingerie on chicks, but if I had to buy some, I would go there. They will literally answer every question, find stuff you didn't think of, and give you a little bag/basket to put stuff in without being asked. Well trained, at least in Kzoo.
Which reminds me, waitresses to bang or hire...try TGI Fridays. They tend to be nice and have very outgoing personalities.
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01-30-2012, 03:45 PM
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The girl that I was going to the Hookah bar Saturday night called beforehand and told me her friend was sick, I so I had to be a douche to my buddy and tell him it was just going to be me and her. Felt a little bad about that, but, I had to do it. Definitely glad it ended up just being me and her, we talked, danced, smoked the hookah, everything just seemed like it worked out well. The place had a belly dancer, and she joined in and they both danced just for me. (Felt like a boss, lol) We left the hookah bar at 12:30, and I walked her to her car and we ended up talking until a little after 1:00. Gave her a hug, could tell she wanted more, so I went with it. We didn't make out or anything just a little kiss. I told her to call me when she got home just to make sure she was ok, she did and we ended up talking for a little while more before I decided it was time for bed.
We were texting yesterday and talking about what we were doing this week, turns out we're both busy and our schedules don't really work out well, so she told me to visit her at work. Turns out she works at one of the Victoria's Secrets near me. I can dig it, lol. I told her I'll try to make it, but it'd depend on my work, so I could use a slow day at work, or a day where we knock out a job real quick in the morning, lol.
So yeah, I'm pretty happy with my weekend.
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01-31-2012, 09:17 PM
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I hadn't done my girlfriend in like two weeks and i beat it up today. Also my internet is back so today was a DAMN good day.
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01-31-2012, 09:39 PM
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As good as January 20th, 1992?
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01-31-2012, 09:39 PM
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As good as January 20th, 1992?
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That's the GOAT for days. I doubt it.
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01-31-2012, 11:10 PM
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I hadn't done my girlfriend in like two weeks and i beat it up today. Also my internet is back so today was a DAMN good day.
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Did you have to use your AK?
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01-31-2012, 11:14 PM
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Nope. I even got my grub on and didn't pig out.
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02-01-2012, 07:17 AM
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So a childhood friend who has always loved me, is trying to get me drunk on Thursday, wants to meet up again next week. Some girl who works with my mom, all of sudden asked me on a movie date and wants to go to the bar with me this weekend. Says I've never danced until I've danced with her? hmmm. That "crush" invited me out to the club/bar the other night. And this super cute girl has been sexting me every night for the last week and a half. WTF is going on? lmao.
I was so introverted after I broke up with my last GF about 10 months ago. Now...I started going out and meeting up with people again recently, and I'm def. not used to all this attention again. Getting back in the game can be difficult when you've been out for so long or just not interested. haha. I think it's funny. Really though, I'm probably stupid as hell for being hung up on that one girl, after we started talking again. It's whatever. We'll see what happens.
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02-01-2012, 07:27 AM
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Take advantage of the opportunities and figure it out later dude, lol
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02-01-2012, 07:42 AM
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Nope. I even got my grub on and didn't pig out.
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02-01-2012, 11:00 AM
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I got this date with this girl tonight who appears to be a real catch so I dont wanna screw it up. I live in a small town and this girl has only been in town a few months. Started talking to her on a dating site and then quickly got her phone # and then later that day lined up a date for the next day which is today. She seems easy to talk and is saying all the right things about being intrested in me.
She put this line on her profile which has me debating things "when it comes to dating, and I like a gentlemen. If you open the door for me and buy me a rose, you're sure to win me over!"
Opening the door isnt a problem, but how about the rose? Ive never did anything like that for a girl on a date. But she is saying she likes it.
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02-01-2012, 11:36 AM
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Buy the rose. It will help her expose her petals ;)
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02-01-2012, 12:13 PM
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Take advantage of the opportunities and figure it out later dude, lol
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That's some damn good advice.
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02-01-2012, 12:37 PM
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Only the international ones. Domestic ones not so much.
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I got this date with this girl tonight who appears to be a real catch so I dont wanna screw it up. I live in a small town and this girl has only been in town a few months. Started talking to her on a dating site and then quickly got her phone # and then later that day lined up a date for the next day which is today. She seems easy to talk and is saying all the right things about being intrested in me.
She put this line on her profile which has me debating things "when it comes to dating, and I like a gentlemen. If you open the door for me and buy me a rose, you're sure to win me over!"
Opening the door isnt a problem, but how about the rose? Ive never did anything like that for a girl on a date. But she is saying she likes it.
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I say buy the rose, it'll show you pay attention to details, should win you some points.
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that's because we're the only animal capable of getting it from other animals. the day a goat can milk cows, it will.
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02-01-2012, 03:15 PM
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I say buy the rose, it'll show you pay attention to details, should win you some points.
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yea thats what im thinking it as its a pretty low risk move since she said she likes it.
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So, in the last few days, things have been weird. That chick I mentioned a few pages back, that works at another school, called me up last Friday and wanted to see if I would meet up with her and her friends at a bar because they were celebrating her birthday (she asked like, "so what are the chances of me running into you tonight?") to which I acted like I wasn't sure if would do so. Of course I did, and brought my best friend who is a great wingman. I think it went well (hard to tell with girls) so I'll message her Friday to see what her plans are for this weekend.
But, where it becomes odd, is that today I got a call from this girl I was into for a while and then she was into me (it was kind of back and forth), who lives really close and I haven't spoken to in a while. I guess I gave up pursuing her and went back to focusing on my job, but she sounded kind of lonely when she called me (jackpot?) my only problem is that I feel like pursuing her is now a waste of time because nothing ever happens, and I feel like I am locked in the friend zone.
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02-01-2012, 10:08 PM
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Mention a 3-some to both girls. The one who sticks around and shows interest is the keeper.
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It doesn't hurt to try to pursue the other one, Brent. If you aren't gonna lose anything, why not? Maybe she is lonely like you said and you get a lonely bang out of it. You don't have to go at it in 4wd, but if she's showing interest then let her keep being the pursuer. Doesn't hurt at all.
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