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Me and my girlfriend did it on an exercise ball last night. It was fun. You folks should try it if you get the chance.
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I'm pretty sure I'd break my dick if I tried this. Neither my wife nor I are coordinated enough to attempt this.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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02-28-2012, 10:04 AM
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Does a girl playing with her hair almost the entire night mean anything? I've heard bored and flirtacious before but i'm not sure, figure i would ask here. She basically played with her hair all night. I don't think she was bored (we were together to start work for an assignment but all we did was look at funny pics and talk) and couldn't tell you other body language signals.
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02-28-2012, 10:30 AM
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I doubt it means anything. And if it means something, it's not worth your trouble to try to discern body language hieroglyphics. If you're interested in her, make a move, if you're not who cares.
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02-28-2012, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 49ersfan_87
Does a girl playing with her hair almost the entire night mean anything? I've heard bored and flirtacious before but i'm not sure, figure i would ask here. She basically played with her hair all night. I don't think she was bored (we were together to start work for an assignment but all we did was look at funny pics and talk) and couldn't tell you other body language signals.
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Based on this scenario, it sounds more like flirtation than being bored. I say go for it.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Originally Posted by Monomach
Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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02-28-2012, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by 49ersfan_87
Does a girl playing with her hair almost the entire night mean anything? I've heard bored and flirtacious before but i'm not sure, figure i would ask here. She basically played with her hair all night. I don't think she was bored (we were together to start work for an assignment but all we did was look at funny pics and talk) and couldn't tell you other body language signals.
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Say, "do you want to go _________(around the corner, home, to the car) and make out?" If its already in a private spot then just simplify it to "come here" and enjoy.
If she says yes, then don't keep the conversation going, just say, "let's go" and enjoy.
Doesn't matter if its midconversation or if you're talking about dead relatives. Just ask it. Simple and direct. It pays off way more than anything else.
As a salesman, I know that you should try and get your "yes" and then S-T-F-U. Ask a simple and direct statement, if it works then S-T-F-U and make out/move on from there. If it fails, then keep chipping away at the ice.
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Reason: why is **** edited??? s-t-f-u?
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03-08-2012, 04:08 PM
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So I'm a senior this year, I think you all know what that means...prom. So I need a clever way of asking the girl that I like. Any ideas?
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03-08-2012, 04:12 PM
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So I'm a senior this year, I think you all know what that means...prom. So I need a clever way of asking the girl that I like. Any ideas?
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idk how common this is but a friend of mine in HS put five helium balloons in her trunk spelling "prom?" walk her to her car for whatever reason and voila. i thought it was clever.
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03-08-2012, 04:13 PM
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So I'm a senior this year, I think you all know what that means...prom. So I need a clever way of asking the girl that I like. Any ideas?
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I don't understand why this happens in America. Just walk up to the girl and ask her directly.
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03-08-2012, 04:25 PM
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the same happens here. but yeah, just ask her, confidence is the key!
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03-08-2012, 04:28 PM
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Just skip the whole thing, go hang out with people you know from another high school and then show up to after-parties.
That's what I did.
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03-08-2012, 04:31 PM
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Just skip the whole thing, go hang out with people you know from another high school and then show up to after-parties.
That's what I did.
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My friends and I headed up to the school's Prom Weekend location, got ****** up, made moves on the girls when they got there. It was a tremendous success, and saved a ton of money.
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03-08-2012, 04:32 PM
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My Junior year I just went up to a girl struck up a conversation and then about five minutes into it, I asked her if she wanted to go to prom. My senior year, I got really lucky. I was friends with an attractive cheerleader. We went to get dinner together one night and we started talking about prom. I said I didn't have a date yet. She said "Oh, I thought you were going with Whitney. If not, we should just go together."
No need to go all out for it with balloons, big wall paintings, or whatever the hell kids are doing these days. Just walk up to her, talk for a second, and then ask her to prom.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Originally Posted by Monomach
Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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03-08-2012, 04:37 PM
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I just went up to my date and said "You and I are going to prom...and no...you have no say in the matter" lol
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i will reverse rodney king the **** out of you.
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03-08-2012, 04:42 PM
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I just went up to my date and said "You and I are going to prom...and no...you have no say in the matter" lol
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This is by a mile the best way to ask/tell her! Make sure she isn't going with anyone first though.
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03-08-2012, 04:43 PM
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This is by a mile the best way to ask/tell her! Make sure she isn't going with anyone first though.
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Don't listen to Super. He refuses to go in raw with his girlfriend.
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03-08-2012, 04:46 PM
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Don't listen to Super. He refuses to go in raw with his girlfriend.
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 refuse isnt the right word
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03-08-2012, 04:47 PM
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Never went to prom. Just the after-parties. My bank account thanked me.
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 refuse isnt the right word
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The pill is one of the greatest inventions the world has ever seen.
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03-08-2012, 04:51 PM
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The pill is one of the greatest inventions the world has ever seen.
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And children were one of the worst.
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03-08-2012, 04:52 PM
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And children were one of the worst.
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Using the pill is just as and more effective as any other contraception. I'm imparting knowledge here Super! I suggest you sort your situation out and raw dog it from now on.
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03-08-2012, 04:54 PM
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Using the pill is just as and more effective as any other contraception. I'm imparting knowledge here Super! I suggest you sort your situation out and raw dog it from now on.
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we're getting there caddy  you'll be the first one to know.
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03-08-2012, 04:57 PM
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we're getting there caddy  you'll be the first one to know.
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Before your girlfriend knows? You sick bastard!
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03-08-2012, 04:59 PM
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Before your girlfriend knows? You sick bastard!
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no i'll just ring you whilst im doing her.
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Wait, what? I thought SuperPacker was like 12 or something.
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03-08-2012, 05:05 PM
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Wait, what? I thought SuperPacker was like 12 or something.
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Yeah man! We just do it early over here in the UK. The average age is like 10.
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