Seat up or down?

[yo123]

This argument is ridiculous and I've never understood it. Move the seat to whichever position better accommodates your needs and move on with your life. It's not anyone else's job to move it for you. Take a half second glance down and you'll avoid falling in, it's not difficult.

[iowatreat54]

Originally Posted by yo123

This argument is ridiculous and I've never understood it. Move the seat to whichever position better accommodates your needs and move on with your life. It's not anyone else's job to move it for you. Take a half second glance down and you'll avoid falling in, it's not difficult.

You say this like women have any ounce of logic in these matters.

Don't look before sitting and fall in? Guy's fault.

Waste a precious extra 5 seconds putting seat down? Guy's fault they missed the previews of the next Khloe and Lamar.

Put the seat down, avoid stupid arguments you can't win and enjoy keeping your dick wet.

[Bert Macklin]

Just got married so I'll say down.

[nepg]

My first advice is to definitely build a time machine and not have had this argument.

My second advice is that if you really want to argue about this topic, you're screwed anyway. Might as well have some fun with it. You could get her double pissed by baiting her with the upped toilet seat, so she's mad about that... Then when she finishes her biz, she discovers the dastardly upperdecker you've left for her upon flushing.

[njx9]

Originally Posted by phlysac

Sit on the bowl with the seat UP once by accident. Then you'll see EXACTLY why females ask you leave the seat down when you're done.

or you realize you're an idiot and never do it again.

Originally Posted by GallopingGhost

If it's at her house i can see her side, but if it's your house it's all your choice.

this. it's my house, the seat will be wherever i decide to put it and anyone who wants it in a different position is more than welcome to adjust it prior to using it. nor will there be more than 1.5 seconds of conversation about anything toilet related, unless it's actually broken.

though, realistically, when i own a house i'll just install a urinal and it won't be an issue.

[nepg]

Originally Posted by yo123

This argument is ridiculous and I've never understood it. Move the seat to whichever position better accommodates your needs and move on with your life. It's not anyone else's job to move it for you. Take a half second glance down and you'll avoid falling in, it's not difficult.

Well, actually, there is a legitimate argument to be had, but you should just leave it down because it's not worth it to argue with women because they're ********.

The bottom of the toilet seat is bombarded by caca particles and backsplash from pee pee. It's pretty yucky down there. So the real debate is who should have to risk touching caca and pee pee particles...

At my house, the seat and the lid go down when business is complete simply because I like to keep a clean looking space.

[wogitalia]

Never understood this, it takes less effort for her to put the seat down than it does for me to put it up(I have to bend down, she just has to flick it.

If women want equal rights then it includes the toilet seat, imo.

I don't think I could ever date a woman who is lazy/stupid enough to have issues with a toilet seat.

If I ever see someone complain about it I make a special effort of putting the lid down so that they have to bend over and lift up the seat.

[WCH]

The girl who trained me to put the seat and lid down was in the habit of throwing her clothes on the toilet seat before she got in the shower. She only had to throw her clothes in the toilet once before she learned to check to see if the lid was down.

[Mr. Goosemahn]

Originally Posted by iowatreat54

You say this like women have any ounce of logic in these matters.

Don't look before sitting and fall in? Guy's fault.

Waste a precious extra 5 seconds putting seat down? Guy's fault they missed the previews of the next Khloe and Lamar.

Put the seat down, avoid stupid arguments you can't win and enjoy keeping your dick wet.

[DoughBoy]

I pee and poop in the shower. Stuffing feces down the drain is super relaxing.

[The_Dude]

Ugh... ******* LID down.

Toilets sitting there all open and stuff when no one is using them is gross and stuff. Poop goes in there & poop particles are all over. Yuck.

Even with the lid down, poop particles fly all over the bathroom when you flush, so might as well try to keep that number as low as possible. Add to that the fact that most people keep their toothbrushes out on the bathroom counter. Super Yuck.

Again, bathrooms are disgusting places. Even when they are "clean". ******* YUCK!!!!!!

[Raiderz4Life]

What kinda toilets do y'all have??? My toilet doesn't fling **** like that

[StickSkills]

For me it depends on if I wanna piss them off or not...

[The_Dude]

Originally Posted by raiderz4life

What kinda toilets do y'all have??? My toilet doesn't fling **** like that

yes it does. microscopic poo all over the damn place

[wogitalia]

Microscopic poo is good for you... so by putting the lid down you are almost certainly shortening your life...

/internet science.

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by Bert Macklin

Just got married so I'll say down.

In December, I will have been married 16 years. In that time I have learned one truth about women - I can be logical or I can be happy.
I chose happy. Put the lid down and avoid the argument.

[jrdrylie]

Something else toilet related that can legitimately cause arguments in relationships is which direction do you put the toilet paper on the dispenser. Pull from the front or pull from the back? Luckily, my wife and I both prefer to pull it from the front so it isn't an issue.

[Da-Phins]

Well If I want any booty from my girl then I best have the toilet seat down after Im done letting the cobra run wild. Guys gonna learn that its the girls that runs the show when it comes to the bathroom. Dont try to fight it, just go ahead and accept it.

[njx9]

i would like to thank all of you for reminding me why i refuse to date, let alone marry anyone.

[CJSchneider]

Don't you have to find someone willing to date you before you can refuse to date them?

[njx9]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Don't you have to find someone willing to date you before you can refuse to date them?

i so expected the non-obvious joke from you :P

you forget: i'm a better looking TH in real life.

[killxswitch]

Originally Posted by njx9

i so expected the non-obvious joke from you :P

you forget: i'm a better looking TH in real life.

Is a midget with 1 arm really that much more attractive than a midget with none?

edit: On-topic, I leave both the seat and lid down because it seems gross to just have an open toilet all the time.

[vikes_28]

Just piss all over the toilet seat and leave it sometime. That will teach her not to complain.

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by vikes_28

Just piss all over the toilet seat and leave it sometime. That will teach her not to complain.

I bet your house guests just love coming to visit you.

[killxswitch]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

I bet your house guests just love coming to visit you.

You have to have friends to have houseguests.