Public restrooms.

[CJSchneider]

TARGET: Men's Faculty Restroom
MISSION STATUS: Target Destroyed, Mission Accomplished

Return to base.

[TitansCJftw]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Either you spelled that word wrong or you are doing something totally new, but still wrong, in that toilet.

i spelled ******** with 2 T's im not really sure of the exact spelling plus it was on my phone yeah i read swdc while i **** wu wu

[619]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

TARGET: Men's Faculty Restroom
MISSION STATUS: Target Destroyed, Mission Accomplished

Return to base.

CJ, I don't know how many times over that this needs to be said, but you're the greatest, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[NotRickJames]

I'm OK with them....

In my younger years, I couldn't pee unless I was alone in the bathroom. Just couldn't do it, even if I really needed to. I also would not poop in a public bathroom even when alone, due to germaphobia.

I evolved, I had to - college beckoned. And now I can do both just fine, although I still make sure to clean the toilet if need be. I never enjoyed the communal bathrooms freshman year, but I dealt.

[PrimetimeTheDon]

Use 'em all the time. I'm real sloppy about it putting away too, I just kind of back up a nd let it dangle for a second before tucking it in.

[PrimetimeTheDon]

Originally Posted by NotRickJames

I'm OK with them....

In my younger years, I couldn't pee unless I was alone in the bathroom.

Damn, that small huh?

[nepg]

Originally Posted by TitansCJftw

Im ******** in a public toilet right now awesome

[nepg]

Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway

One of these days I'm gonna muster up the balls to piss on someone when they stand in the stall next to me with plenty of other ones around. Gotta adhere to man code, and repercussions will occur if these rules are broken. I've already asked what I thought were straight guys if they weregay when they've done it, and then inform them of man code, but there's only so much you can take.

Unrelated, but I once had to take a piss in the bushes while walking from one bar district to another. I started peeing, and the bush started yelling. Yup, I was peeing on a sleeping bum! Normally I'd have felt bad, but **** that guy!

[Ness]

So there I was doing the deed, and dude comes in and goes into the next stall. I'm thinking "okay let me get the hell out of here", but even before I could the guy starts making no business about dropping the bomb and follows with "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH......." At that point I had to plug my ears and just out of there. And he knew I was there. I used the camo-cough technique earlier.

[CJSchneider]

That was you?

[Brent]

Originally Posted by Ness

So there I was doing the deed, and dude comes in and goes into the next stall. I'm thinking "okay let me get the hell out of here", but even before I could the guy starts making no business about dropping the bomb and follows with "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH......." At that point I had to plug my ears and just out of there. And he knew I was there. I used the camo-cough technique earlier.

[eaglesalltheway]

Originally Posted by Ness

So there I was doing the deed, and dude comes in and goes into the next stall. I'm thinking "okay let me get the hell out of here", but even before I could the guy starts making no business about dropping the bomb and follows with "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH......." At that point I had to plug my ears and just out of there. And he knew I was there. I used the camo-cough technique earlier.

That was obviously an invitation to Battleshits.

[JoeJoeBrown]

Ok, I just read some of this thread for the first time. LOL.

Ok, I rarely #2 in a public restroom. But when nature calls, you must listen.

I'm a germaphobe. I do the following:
1) Wipe down the seat. Optionally using purell if on my person.
2) Lay a protective layer of paper on the water to prevent backsplash.
3) Place TP on the seat and on the open crotch part of the toilet if the seat is one of those U types instead of a O type.
4) When pulling pants down I keep them up pretty high so they don't touch the floor.

This works well for me.

I absolutely hate when people are in the room when I am ********. I clamp up like a bank vault. Fight or flight reflex.

I used to get it really bad when peeing. I couldn't pee in public. Like at a game after a bunch of beer and I thought I was going to piss myself. I'd wait in line forever, and get up to the urinal and I couldn't go. Subconcious mind wouldn't let me pee. I'd stand there forever and I'd finally get going.

My solution was to just wait for the stalls. My brain lets me pee no problem in them. It took a long while before the issue went away.

I was relieved when I was in college when I found out that it was common enough to have a name, "Stadium Dick".

[eaglesalltheway]

Honestly, if you guys saw how dirty even the cleanest rooms are (my job has allowed me to do this), you wouldn't care about germs at all. I understand not wanting to sit on a seat that is encrusted in ****, or someone pissed all over, but if the seat is clean looking, who cares? There are germs on even the "cleanest" surfaces anyway, and in situations like that it really isn't any different. With my job ripping up floors, I get to see, with every job, all the dirt and filth people walk around in right below their feet, or right behind the layer of paint on the walls, and its never pretty, even in the cleanest houses. However clean you think your house is, it is ten times dirtier than you expect.

Now I'm not advocating being a slob or sitting down on a **** covered toilet seat, I'm just saying I don't get why people freak out in a bathroom because *gasp* other people use it.

[JoeJoeBrown]

Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway

Honestly, if you guys saw how dirty even the cleanest rooms are (my job has allowed me to do this), you wouldn't care about germs at all. I understand not wanting to sit on a seat that is encrusted in ****, or someone pissed all over, but if the seat is clean looking, who cares? There are germs on even the "cleanest" surfaces anyway, and in situations like that it really isn't any different. With my job ripping up floors, I get to see, with every job, all the dirt and filth people walk around in right below their feet, or right behind the layer of paint on the walls, and its never pretty, even in the cleanest houses. However clean you think your house is, it is ten times dirtier than you expect.

Now I'm not advocating being a slob or sitting down on a **** covered toilet seat, I'm just saying I don't get why people freak out in a bathroom because *gasp* other people use it.

I feel what you are saying. But I worry about stds and other weird **** on the toilet. If my schlong gets anywhere near unprotected porcelain I freak out.

[eaglesalltheway]

Are there STDs you can get by simply having your privates in proximity to them? Unless you stick your dick right in a pile of slimy **** on a toilet, you should be ok, lol.

[JoeJoeBrown]

Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway

Are there STDs you can get by simply having your privates in proximity to them? Unless you stick your dick right in a pile of slimy **** on a toilet, you should be ok, lol.

You are correct. It still won't change my routine or my weird germaphobia.

Believe me, I totally get what you are saying with dirt/bacteria/viruses no matter how much you clean.

I saw a show where they compared the filth accumulated on a piece of dropped food on a NYC sidewalk vs a freshly cleaned floor. The cleaned floor had more germs and more variety. The reason being that the sidewalk was exposed to UV, which kills a lot of harmful bacteria and viruses.

[jrdrylie]

Originally Posted by JoeJoeBrown

I used to get it really bad when peeing. I couldn't pee in public. Like at a game after a bunch of beer and I thought I was going to piss myself. I'd wait in line forever, and get up to the urinal and I couldn't go. Subconcious mind wouldn't let me pee. I'd stand there forever and I'd finally get going.

My solution was to just wait for the stalls. My brain lets me pee no problem in them. It took a long while before the issue went away.

I was relieved when I was in college when I found out that it was common enough to have a name, "Stadium Dick".

I don't have a problem taking a piss in a stall, but I hate urinals. I have to stand there for about a minute before anything comes out.

I also hate taking a crap at work. I walk in there, and without fail, there is always some guy who is my the boss of my boss's boss or something like that in the bathroom. So now, I have to attempt to keep my crap silent and not stinky so as to not disgust somebody very important at my job.

[JoeJoeBrown]

Originally Posted by jrdrylie

I don't have a problem taking a piss in a stall, but I hate urinals. I have to stand there for about a minute before anything comes out.

I also hate taking a crap at work. I walk in there, and without fail, there is always some guy who is my the boss of my boss's boss or something like that in the bathroom. So now, I have to attempt to keep my crap silent and not stinky so as to not disgust somebody very important at my job.

Yeah, it was urinals for me. Worse were those trough things at some bars.

That left me awhile ago, thankfully. It was a gradual thing.

Let your poop rip no matter whom is in there. A powerful dude might actually respect you more for letting that **** rip.

[eaglesalltheway]

Originally Posted by JoeJoeBrown

Let your poop rip no matter whom is in there. A powerful dude might actually respect you more for letting that **** rip.

I see what you did there...

[kalbears13]

Judge me for who I am; not for where I poop.

[vidae]

I am the classic "home *******" as I can't reliably **** anywhere but my own fortress of solitude. I've got books, magazines, ample leg space, and a seat I'm comfortable with. It's a big deal to me. Don't judge me!