Likes like an early 40s grandma and a 18-21 year old mom
Agreed. People forget how young grandparents can be. It's not particularly common in our culture, but if you have a child at 18, and that child has a child at 18, then you're a 36 year old grandparent.
Ehh, minus the Tattoos, she has a pretty nice body and her face isn't terrible. In the dark, you can't see the tats. I certainly wouldn't bring her home to meet my parents, but I would hit-it-and-quit-it.
Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
Nancy Botwin, Barrack Obama, and Gordon Freeman. Not particularly helpful. I guess if Freeman has all his weapons he could just give me his pistol and Obama the gravity gun. I can't imagine Botwin being terribly helpful.
I might be able to do it here, but I'd have a much better chance of winning it by going to the Wal-Mart back home where my parents live. Seriously, all the rednecks come down from the mountains for a weekly trip to "Wally World."
Plus, being in PA, I couldn't hit on any of the alcohol related ones. Stupid Quaker state.