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05-28-2012, 02:55 PM
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05-28-2012, 07:01 PM
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I think that math is off. It could only be minus 2 if Batman had saved his parents. Otherwise, that means that the people who killed his parents killed two people Batman had saved in the past.

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05-28-2012, 07:14 PM
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I think that math is off. It could only be minus 2 if Batman had saved his parents. Otherwise, that means that the people who killed his parents killed two people Batman had saved in the past.
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i think you need to re-learn math.
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05-28-2012, 07:18 PM
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i think you need to re-learn math.
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I think you need to re-learn logic. If Batman saved 1000 people, the people who killed his parents saved 1000 people. The two they killed have no effect on the 1000 because they are not included in the 1000 and therefore cannot be subtracted from it.
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05-28-2012, 07:23 PM
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I think you need to re-learn logic. If Batman saved 1000 people, the people who killed his parents saved 1000 people. The two they killed have no effect on the 1000 because they are not included in the 1000 and therefore cannot be subtracted from it.
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He would have never become Batman though...
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05-28-2012, 07:24 PM
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I think you need to re-learn logic. If Batman saved 1000 people, the people who killed his parents saved 1000 people. The two they killed have no effect on the 1000 because they are not included in the 1000 and therefore cannot be subtracted from it.
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Yeah its hard to be a member of "people saved by batman" If you are not saved by batman because you died. Now if the parameter was "net lives gained by batman" then "net lives gained by the murderers" would be B-2
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05-28-2012, 07:26 PM
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He would have never become Batman though...
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Which is why they theoretically "saved" those 1000 people. There is still no reason to subtract Batman's parents (who were killed) from the people Batman saved (who are alive).
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also, I think you people missed the joke on that Batman one.
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my bad, didn't realize we were being exceptionally pedantic and intentionally missing the point/joke. carry on, kids.
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05-28-2012, 08:18 PM
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my bad, didn't realize we were being exceptionally pedantic and intentionally missing the point/joke. carry on, kids.
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Pedantic? Thanks, Thesaurus Rex.
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05-28-2012, 08:36 PM
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also, I think you people missed the joke on that Batman one.
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In a high school history class, I wrote a paper about something or other and I made reference to **** Erectus. The dimwit who proof-read my paper asked me "Duuuude...why would you say '**** erectus???'"
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i find this meatloaf quite shallow and pedantic, lois
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In a high school history class, I wrote a paper about something or other and I made reference to **** Erectus. The dimwit who proof-read my paper asked me "Duuuude...why would you say '**** erectus???'"
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I wish using IE was a firable offense.
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For my work stuff, I have to use IE and at least three times a day I start cursing at my computer because IE is such a piece of ****. I'm pretty sure my coworkers think I have anger management issues. But they are all just old farts who don't know just how bad IE really is.
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For my work stuff, I have to use IE and at least three times a day I start cursing at my computer because IE is such a piece of ****. I'm pretty sure my coworkers think I have anger management issues. But they are all just old farts who don't know just how bad IE really is.
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My parents are the same way and slow down the whole computer and think it's the computers fault, meanwhile I use Chrome and it's fast as hell.
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I didn't give my parents a choice. I picked out their computer, set it up, removed all traces of IE and put firefox right on the desktop renamed to "INTERNET."
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I hid all the IE on our computers at work. We only have 3 and replaced em with Chrome.
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