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I am sure I might have seen this before but for some reason it just cracked me up when I saw it today.

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06-15-2012, 04:52 PM
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06-15-2012, 04:56 PM
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I don't like being the "faaaaaaaaaaaaake" asshole, but that one was fake.
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06-15-2012, 05:00 PM
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^^^fake asshole
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06-15-2012, 05:03 PM
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharktank.asp
HATER GONNA HATE
but I still think it's a cool 'schoop
also this:

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I wonder what that conversation is going like on the bench with Sanchez.
"see if you look at these aerial shots of the defensive scheme, you are a ******* idiot"
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heres todays free tid bit:
Lift like a slave, eat like a king, sleep like a baby, look like a god...
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06-16-2012, 08:34 PM
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I will provide sleeping bags and two air mattresses. You will provide pizza and other delicious flavors for my mouthhole.
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06-16-2012, 09:07 PM
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This one works well with the recent Schrute/Newt post.

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06-16-2012, 09:30 PM
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06-16-2012, 10:57 PM
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I think I just died...love those two girls.
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06-17-2012, 09:39 AM
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This is really long, and not necessarily funny as it is depressing & interesting.
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06-17-2012, 10:41 AM
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<Gaius_Baltar> That is correct comahan
<vidae> I ******* LOVE YOU DG
<njx9> <3 dg
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06-17-2012, 02:16 PM
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I laughed so hard at this and I don't know why.

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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
<caddy> i hear them having sex :(
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06-17-2012, 02:29 PM
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Have you seen those old microwaves that would run even if the door was open? I knew a guy who stuck his head in one while it was running (I think it was a dare). He was a grad student studying Philosophy, and he pretty much turned completely stupid after that night. He readily acknowledged that he suddenly took a turn towards retardation, but he denied that it had anything to do with the fact that he microwaved his ******* brain.

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3. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Vince from shamwow once said “Germans make good stuff”
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06-17-2012, 03:27 PM
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I will provide sleeping bags and two air mattresses. You will provide pizza and other delicious flavors for my mouthhole.
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06-17-2012, 07:05 PM
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Have you seen those old microwaves that would run even if the door was open? I knew a guy who stuck his head in one while it was running (I think it was a dare). He was a grad student studying Philosophy, and he pretty much turned completely stupid after that night. He readily acknowledged that he suddenly took a turn towards retardation, but he denied that it had anything to do with the fact that he microwaved his ******* brain.

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We have reserves where this is pretty common when the kids need a break from huffing gas.
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06-18-2012, 12:35 PM
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Slow and Haste (Final Fantasy cocktail and mocktail)
Ingredients:
Slow-
1.5 oz. UV Blue Raspberry Vodka
1 splash of Rose’s Blue Raspberry Cocktail Mix
4 oz. Sprite
Haste-
1.5 oz. Orange juice
1.5 oz. Pineapple juice
3 oz. Red Bull
1 splash of Grenadine
Directions:
For Slow, mix the UV vodka and Rose’s mix to a champagne flute and fill with Sprite. Take your time and chill out for a bit.
For Haste, mix the pineapple juice and orange juice in a champagne flute, then top off with Red Bull. Add a very small splash of grenadine to the top (no more than a few drops) and it will sink to the bottom. Enjoy and feel the rush.

Hadouken – Ryu (Street Fighter shot)
Ingredients:
3/4 oz blue curacao
3/4 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whisky
Splash of Bacardi 151
Directions: Mix the blue curacao and Fireball in a shot glass. Layer a thin bit of Bacardi 151 (or other overproof rum) on the top and light on fire. Block to extinguish and drink! Add more Bacardi 151 to the top to make it a Shinkuu Hadouken.
Drink of the Colossus (Shadow of the Colossus cocktail)
Ingredients:
The Colossus-
12 oz. Guinness
12 oz. Apple cider
6 oz. Blueberry ale
The Wanderer-
.75 oz. Brandy
.75 oz. Grenadine
Directions: The Colossus is a modified Black Velvet with an added blueberry kick. Instead of layering the beers, mix all of them in a 32 oz. mug. Mix the brandy and grenadine in a shot glass, for the Wanderer. Climb the Colossus and drop in the Wanderer shot. Consume the mixture and transform yourself.
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**** the land of the free, america should force birth control on my generation, and only allow people who pass an application/interview process to procreate
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i laughed to hard at "why waist a tree"
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Gross, SP....very gross.
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Gross, SP....very gross.
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Yeah, I got neg repped for it...
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