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Nice. I approve of jackassery in all its forms.
My dad is red/green colorblind (so are all his brothers...my brother and I dodged that genetic bullet somehow) and one thing we like to do with some family friends of ours is play Uno. I'm sure you know how well that goes for him.
I also had a high school chemistry teacher who was colorblind. He had this green truck which he loved the color on, but he called it gray. People would ask him about it and he'd say "to me, it's the perfect shade of gray."
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I had a HS biology teacher who was colorblind. He was about 6'2" and good looking, and he figured out that "Excuse me, but I'm color blind. Can you tell me if this is brown or green?" made an awesome pickup line.
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3. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Vince from shamwow once said “Germans make good stuff”
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06-25-2012, 04:28 PM
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I had a HS biology teacher who was colorblind. He was about 6'2" and good looking, and he figured out that "Excuse me, I'm color blind. Can you tell me if this is brown or green?" made an awesome pickup line.
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How many times did he use it on you?
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06-25-2012, 04:29 PM
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How many times did he use it on you?
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Whenever he macked on me, he just raved about my research methodology.
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3. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Vince from shamwow once said “Germans make good stuff”
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06-25-2012, 04:31 PM
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I had a HS biology teacher who was colorblind. He was about 6'2" and good looking, and he figured out that "Excuse me, but I'm color blind. Can you tell me if this is brown or green?" made an awesome pickup line.
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How did I never use that line? I can definitely see that working.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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06-25-2012, 05:09 PM
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Dunno why, but I find this hilarious.
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Goofy and Donald for the ************* win!
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Goofy and Donald for the ************* win!
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Goofy wins, but Minnie Mouse would be a bad ass Halloween costume for some chick.
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3. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Vince from shamwow once said “Germans make good stuff”
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"People are going to start respecting LSU...if you don't, we're going to hit you in your mouth."
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FTW.
WE ARE GUNS but my exclamation key doesn't work :(
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3. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Vince from shamwow once said “Germans make good stuff”
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I don't understand this trilogy...
Some movie theater needs to roll with this setup.
I'll be in aisle 3 if anyone needs me.
The sad thing is it's not far from reality.... :(
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06-26-2012, 07:21 AM
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yeah, that already happens :\
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Not funny at all, but this was just on Comedy Central...Now I will be sad all night.

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Not funny at all, but this was just on Comedy Central...Now I will be sad all night.

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Dammit BB! Just thinking of that episode brings tears to my eyes.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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Some movie theater needs to roll with this setup.
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So much more area though. The theater would have to be like twice as big to fit the same number of people.
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