Zombie Apocalypse Draft

[SuperPacker]

I wasn't last!

******* hell Cigaro, that was some long ass write up! Congratulations.

[jrdrylie]

Originally Posted by Brown Leader

No real objections here. That's a fair analysis. Hunkering down let's of live longer but I'd rather burn out then fade away.

Only one thing about the write ups that's bothering me...Chuck Norris is 72 years old! He ain't doing **** but advising. Not a good pick. This was fun. Next time I'll be unstoppable.

72 year old Chuck Norris would still kick your ass.

[Gay Ork Wang]

Originally Posted by OSUGiants17

I think had I drafted a better location I could have one this, o well.

you had some other stuff that i disliked. I thought your team was very one dimensional which was very very bad in my eyes, you had a sniper which i frankly think is not that useful when you are fighting zombies, gina was imo useless and i thought the sandbags are a waste

[phlysac]

Sadly, the majority of my top teams didn't include a female to propogate the human race. But I made my final rankings on whom I felt would live the longest.

[Bengals78]

I had family stuff to do at the end, but if it had kept a faster pace earlier I am confident in my ability to win.

[Cigaro]

Originally Posted by phlysac

Sadly, the majority of my top teams didn't include a female to propogate the human race. But I made my final rankings on whom I felt would live the longest.

Attempts to propogate the human race during a zombie apocalypse are far from worth it to me. There is the obvious potential for jealousy among the group if there's only say one woman.

But more than that, if the woman gets pregnant, she will be come increasingly less capable, until the stage where for months she will be of little to no help at all, where the team would basically be down a member for that duration. It doesn't end when the baby born, assuming the woman actually survives the birth, which is far from guaranteed without the modern medical care we provide nowadays. Now the team for years will have to take care for years of a baby/toddler. Even when the child isn't totally helpless on its own, its still an extra mouth to feed, and it will be a while before it can make up in contributions what it consumes.

Plus, that's only one child. You're going to have to go through this process a **** ton more times to attempt any meaningful repopulation. Also, this process will be incredibly incestuous/full of unhealthy inbreeding. Supposedly it would take 160 humans to create a healthy gene pool. We have five people.

Basically, I saw absolutely no benefit in attempting repopulation.

[Brown Leader]

Originally Posted by Cigaro

Attempts to propogate the human race during a zombie apocalypse are far from worth it to me. There is the obvious potential for jealousy among the group if there's only say one woman.

But more than that, if the woman gets pregnant, she will be come increasingly less capable, until the stage where for months she will be of little to no help at all, where the team would basically be down a member for that duration. It doesn't end when the baby born, assuming the woman actually survives the birth, which is far from guaranteed without the modern medical care we provide nowadays. Now the team for years will have to take care for years of a baby/toddler. Even when the child isn't totally helpless on its own, its still an extra mouth to feed, and it will be a while before it can make up in contributions what it consumes.

Plus, that's only one child. You're going to have to go through this process a **** ton more times to attempt any meaningful repopulation. Also, this process will be incredibly incestuous/full of unhealthy inbreeding. Supposedly it would take 160 humans to create a healthy gene pool. We have five people.

Basically, I saw absolutely no benefit in attempting repopulation.

Forget about repopulation, how about recreational sex? ..Unless your going to use your livestock. At least one hot chick should be standard.

[Bengals78]

Originally Posted by Brown Leader

Forget about repopulation, how about recreational sex? ..Unless your going to use your livestock. At least one hot chick should be standard.

make sure she isn't a screamer, 2nd worst time to be attacked by zombies.

[Cigaro]

Originally Posted by Brown Leader

Forget about repopulation, how about recreational sex? ..Unless your going to use your livestock. At least one hot chick should be standard.

While I would like to think that if I draft say Kate Upton, that means she will have sex with me whenever I want, that's not really how things would work. I did look for females who could pull their own weight, but found none that outperformed their male counterparts/where still attractive. A hot chick would be nice, but I'm not going to risk my survival simply hoping I get to hook up with some random drafted celebrity.

[Bengals78]

Originally Posted by Cigaro

While I would like to think that if I draft say Kate Upton, that means she will have sex with me whenever I want, that's not really how things would work. I did look for females who could pull their own weight, but found none that outperformed their male counterparts/where still attractive. A hot chick would be nice, but I'm not going to risk my survival simply hoping I get to hook up with some random drafted celebrity.

I found one.

[Ngatachance92]

Originally Posted by Brown Leader

Forget about repopulation, how about recreational sex? ..Unless your going to use your livestock. At least one hot chick should be standard.

Maybe my team will stop by the Penthouse Penthouse on the way to my stronghold to see if we can find a not so far gone zombie porn ***** or two.

[Brothgar]

Broth's best available location



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Transportation



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NFL Player Joe Thomas



Celebrity Adam Savage



Albert "Butch" Knight Gator hunter



Browning Auto-5

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Cannon

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Bulk Cannon Powder


Shovel



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[Ngatachance92]

Join me Broth. With the Mythbusters reunited, we shall wipe out the zombie menace and bring humanity back from the brink of extinction.

[Cigaro]

Broth, I took the Browning Auto-5.

[Brothgar]

Damn Yoooou!