Funny Pictures Thread - Page 991

NotMyJob · 07-25-2012, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperPacker

I'M NOT LYING!!

Job Reborn · 07-25-2012, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by petersmith85

Nice images guys..Looking very funny and have to think something when i see this images...

Are you a robot?

Bert Macklin · 07-25-2012, 07:56 PM

Is this real?

BeerBaron · 07-26-2012, 07:50 AM

What.

Whelp, I'm ******.

Nice.

What did you expect, really?

This is how you know it's a bad day.

Prowler · 07-26-2012, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BeerBaron

No kidding. I hate chain things like that picture. Its such hypocritical bs without any real logic. I'm sure when staunch PETA members are dying in their beds, or watching their spouses or children suffer that they would give anything to have had proper medical testing on animals so they could have better drugs.

Plus, they don't mention survival rates or what animals that each company uses. For all the reader knows, the companies could be saving feeder mice from being eaten by snakes and then providing them years of life while dying their hair or brushing their teeth everyday.

Bengals78 · 07-26-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Prowler

No kidding. I hate chain things like that picture. Its such hypocritical bs without any real logic. I'm sure when staunch PETA members are dying in their beds, or watching their spouses or children suffer that they would give anything to have had proper medical testing on animals so they could have better drugs.

Plus, they don't mention survival rates or what animals that each company uses. For all the reader knows, the companies could be saving feeder mice from being eaten by snakes and then providing them years of life while dying their hair or brushing their teeth everyday.

Actually, PETA thinks it's OK for THEM to use things such as insulin (derived from animal testing) because they are fighting for the liberation of animals and they NEED their lives to fight for the animals.

Also, PETA kills pretty much all of the animals it takes in. And they are currently trying to stop a program in SF that pairs a homeless person with a stray dog (I believe dogs get shots) because it is cruel to the animal...more cruel than it being put down in a shelter I suppose?

In conclusion, I love animals and ******* hate PETA

Rosebud · 07-26-2012, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bengals78

Actually, PETA thinks it's OK for THEM to use things such as insulin (derived from animal testing) because they are fighting for the liberation of animals and they NEED their lives to fight for the animals.

Also, PETA kills pretty much all of the animals it takes in. And they are currently trying to stop a program in SF that pairs a homeless person with a stray dog (I believe dogs get shots) because it is cruel to the animal...more cruel than it being put down in a shelter I suppose?

In conclusion, I love animals and ******* hate PETA

Thinking about how much I was pissing off PETA was the best part about working in an animal testing lab.

Bengals78 · 07-26-2012, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosebud

Thinking about how much I was pissing off PETA was the best part about working in an animal testing lab.

BBQ place here sells what amounts to anti-PETA shirts.
I love eating a whole goddamn animal then thinking about much it would make PETA cringe.

BeerBaron · 07-26-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosebud

Thinking about how much I was pissing off PETA was the best part about working in an animal testing lab.

I'd be worried about them showing up and attacking the place. A bunch of vegan tree-huggers shouldn't be too hard to fight off but they can get nasty.

Bengals78 · 07-26-2012, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BeerBaron

I'd be worried about them showing up and attacking the place. A bunch of vegan tree-huggers shouldn't be too hard to fight off but they can get nasty.

PETA wouldn't risk the media backlash of that. They outsource that to groups that actually support violent attacks. People who firebomb medical testing labs.

Bengals78 · 07-26-2012, 01:09 PM

And just so everyone who has a pet knows, PETA is against having pets.

“There is no hidden agenda. If anybody wonders about -- what’s this with all these reforms -- you can hear us clearly. Our goal is total animal liberation. [emphasis added]”
— Ingrid Newkirk, “Animal Rights 2002” convention, Jun 2002
(President/Co-founder of PETA)

Rosebud · 07-26-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BeerBaron

I'd be worried about them showing up and attacking the place. A bunch of vegan tree-huggers shouldn't be too hard to fight off but they can get nasty.

It was a lab on UIC's campus. The PETA people would need to not only figure out in which building our labs were, but also get through the sporadically protesting nurses. Plus our office was in a different building than the labs with underground tunnels we could take to just completely blow the PETA people's minds.

WCH · 07-26-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosebud

It was a lab on UIC's campus. The PETA people would need to not only figure out in which building our labs were, but also get through the sporadically protesting nurses. Plus our office was in a different building than the labs with underground tunnels we could take to just completely blow the PETA people's minds.

If that's true, it's the most awesome thing I've read since SP tried to make a cookie.

Rosebud · 07-26-2012, 01:21 PM

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If that's true, it's the most awesome thing I've read since SP tried to make a cookie.

Chicago winters get cold, University bureaucrats love torturing scientists, but not even they are mean enough to make us have to go outside every time we needed to go to the labs.

bearsfan_51 · 07-26-2012, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

Yes! Garfield without Garfield! So existential!

dabears10 · 07-26-2012, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosebud

Chicago winters get cold, University bureaucrats love torturing scientists, but not even they are mean enough to make us have to go outside every time we needed to go to the labs.

You can travel anywhere in the Loop underground. My late grandfather has a map drawn out somewhere.

Rosebud · 07-26-2012, 02:03 PM

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You can travel anywhere in the Loop underground. My late grandfather has a map drawn out somewhere.

Not quite, one of the lab's the tunnels don't reach, at least not any tunnels that are still open. Fortunately we only needed that lab occasionally in the spring.