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Yeah how many times do you want to bet that some chick went to the bar forgot she had it on and had an awkward story for the doctor. Also you're locked in so exactly how do you get to the doctor's office?
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Not locked in. It locks onto you and you can't get it off without surgical assistance.
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08-13-2012, 04:00 PM
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Not locked in. It locks onto you and you can't get it off without surgical assistance.
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Oh well my first point is still valid.
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oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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08-13-2012, 04:02 PM
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Well... don't rape anyone and you wont have any issues.
And as long as you aren't raping anyone you should be alright with a quick finger check.
Problem solved.
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08-13-2012, 05:19 PM
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Wouldn't you be able to get it off after you lose your erection.
Also seems like a great way for a woman to get the crap beaten out of herself. This dude was going to rape you and then you stuck sharp teeth into his *****. If that happened by having his dick inside you, then he's probably close enough to punch you in the face multiple times and or choke you, regardless of if he can walk or not.
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08-13-2012, 05:30 PM
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Wouldn't you be able to get it off after you lose your erection.
Also seems like a great way for a woman to get the crap beaten out of herself. This dude was going to rape you and then you stuck sharp teeth into his *****. If that happened by having his dick inside you, then he's probably close enough to punch you in the face multiple times and or choke you, regardless of if he can walk or not.
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If some contraption clasped my dick like that, the last thing I would think to do is hit that *****.
And because I want to keep on topic:

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08-13-2012, 11:48 PM
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"People are going to start respecting LSU...if you don't, we're going to hit you in your mouth."
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08-14-2012, 06:53 AM
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2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack
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Canadian vandalism:
That is what we should all start calling them.
Something something planet anymore...
That took an unexpected turn.
Part 4?
It's the "Superman Category:"

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Except JGL wasn't Robin.
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Except JGL wasn't Robin.
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It's close enough. Just go "lol" and don't read into it.
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I actually think he and Ledger look shockingly similar in the face.
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Well, there you go. Game, checkmate, touchdown.
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How long do you think it takes to find pictures of two different people at similar angles like that. I get pissy if I can't find what I want on the first page of a Google Image search.
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Stafford Sig by touchdownrams the rest of the sig by Sig Master Bone Krusher Avy by King of all avys renji
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oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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I ******* hate ayn rand.

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That might be the best tl;dr pic I've ever seen. It's funny because it's true.
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3. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Vince from shamwow once said “Germans make good stuff”
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Come on guys, you know how much that hurts me. Can't we just pretend that Ayn Rand and her work doesn't exist?
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08-14-2012, 02:27 PM
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Can't we just pretend that Ayn Rand and her work doesn't exist?
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Very good. The only reason I know is because it is short enough that I figured I could at least say I've read something by Rand.
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I was gonna post something about how much I love Rand.
But Im too tired to troll today.
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Is Shaun Hill a top 10 QB? Definitely not. Is he a top 20 one? Almost certainly.
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Well, there you go. Game, checkmate, touchdown.
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YOU STOLE THAT
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