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"I ate a hippie because I'm a pimp."
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3. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Vince from shamwow once said “Germans make good stuff”
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08-29-2012, 05:02 PM
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"i cuddled with a mop because I smoked crack"
is this thing psychic?
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08-29-2012, 05:06 PM
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I banged the kool aid man because I love marijuana :/
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08-29-2012, 05:13 PM
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I shot a homeless guy cause I love marijuana. This is surprisingly true.
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08-29-2012, 05:17 PM
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Pillow Hat Pal
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I banged my boyfriend because I got abs
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08-29-2012, 05:28 PM
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SWDC Mafia
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I banged my boyfriend because I got abs
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How is Bomer doing these days?
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I want to be Vidae.
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<@vidae> Bomer is like an angel
<@DG> angels wish
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<@vidae> D:
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** RIP themaninblack. You will be missed. **
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08-29-2012, 05:31 PM
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Pillow Hat Pal
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his abs make my abs cry
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08-29-2012, 05:35 PM
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"I smoked with Paris Hilton because I smoked crack."
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08-29-2012, 05:43 PM
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"I needed a stripper because I'm a pimp"
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08-29-2012, 05:43 PM
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"I slept with a condom because I'm a pimp"
I don't even..what..
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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
<caddy> i hear them having sex :(
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08-29-2012, 06:04 PM
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I stabbed a teletubby because I'm sexy like that.
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Gamertag= ELDUDERINO1165
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08-29-2012, 06:08 PM
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i shot your mom because i have double D's
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08-29-2012, 06:26 PM
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I shot a glass of milk because I'm sexy like that.
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08-29-2012, 06:26 PM
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I shanked a bum because I love marijuana.
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even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
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08-29-2012, 06:39 PM
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I slept with a hippie because hoes keep stealing my tacos
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oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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08-29-2012, 06:47 PM
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I ate a hippie because Ive got abs.
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RIP PRO FOOTBALL FORUM
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08-29-2012, 07:56 PM
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I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I love marijuana.
haha.
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08-29-2012, 07:58 PM
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I hate all of you because these aren't funny pictures and neither is this.
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08-29-2012, 07:59 PM
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"I slept with some crackheads because hoes keep stealing my tacos."
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08-29-2012, 08:02 PM
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"I ran shirtless with a bowl of cereal because I'm a pimp."
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08-29-2012, 08:09 PM
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Pro Bowler
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"I smoked with a hippie because i had to."
sounds good to me....
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Thanks jerks, I have an exam tomorrow and reading this lowered my IQ by 14 points. Dicks.
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08-29-2012, 08:11 PM
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I ran shirtless with a teletubby because I didn't like the way he looked at me.
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08-29-2012, 09:37 PM
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I ran shirtless with a toothbrush, because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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08-29-2012, 09:47 PM
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I needed a golf ball because I love to snort cocaine.
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