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Player Names Are Out Of Control
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Barkevious Mingo fits right in.
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Jason Pierre-Paul is a better and more productive player than Brandon Graham
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10-06-2012, 10:56 AM
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Hahahahahahaha that's awesome
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10-06-2012, 11:31 AM
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It started off ridiculous but shockingly not too far off from reality then it escalated to off the wall names like Dan smith. Well done.
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10-06-2012, 01:47 PM
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It's a family name believe it or not
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10-06-2012, 02:12 PM
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It's a family name believe it or not
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**** like that is why I don't think the Danish are too crazy to have a list of a couple hundred approved names parents can chose from. Between **** like this and the douchebags that name their kid's after things instead of giving them real names, too many people just don't have a chance.
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Originally Posted by AcheTen
JPP is a better and more productive player than Brandon Graham
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Is Shaun Hill a top 10 QB? Definitely not. Is he a top 20 one? Almost certainly.
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Most misleading 10+ sack season EVER.
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10-06-2012, 03:33 PM
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Oh lawd, this made my day
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10-06-2012, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by vidae
Barkevious Mingo fits right in.
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That's just the tip of the iceberg:
Shavodrick Beaver, QB, Midwestern State
http://rivals.yahoo.com/tulsa/footba...k-Beaver-69828
Konockus Sashington, DB, North Texas
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...hington-107078
Boyblue Aoelua, LB, New Mexico State
http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecr...e-Aoelua-61702
Silverberry Mouhon, DE, Cincinnati
http://rivals.yahoo.com/cincinnati/f...-Mouhon-109142
Delector Durley Jr., DL, Western Illinois
http://rivals.yahoo.com/nevada/footb...r-Durley-98165
Munchie Legaux, QB, Cincinnati
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...e-Legaux-85730
Wonderful Terrific Monds II, LB, Buffalo
http://rivals.yahoo.com/minnesota/fo...ds%20II-106481
I-Perfection Harris, CB, Georgia Tech
http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecr...on-Harris-1991
Kokaine Mothershed, QB, Northeast Oklahoma A&M
http://www.thechartonline.com/image_...be045e3d2.html
And of course...
Lucious Pusey, LB, Eastern Illinois
http://missouri.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?Player=14986
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10-06-2012, 11:10 PM
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lol@Tire oil smoochie wallace.
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10-07-2012, 12:00 PM
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10-07-2012, 12:38 PM
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I'm just sittin here giggling right now
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10-07-2012, 12:39 PM
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I'm just sittin here giggling right now
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You've clearly had too much coffee this morning...
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10-07-2012, 12:40 PM
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I think I'm going to make Boyblue-Aoelua my first kid's middle name.
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Originally Posted by AcheTen
JPP is a better and more productive player than Brandon Graham
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Originally Posted by abaddon41_80
Is Shaun Hill a top 10 QB? Definitely not. Is he a top 20 one? Almost certainly.
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Originally Posted by JBCX
Most misleading 10+ sack season EVER.
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10-08-2012, 08:47 PM
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Lucious Pusey... greatest name ever as long as it isn't your name...
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10-09-2012, 09:49 AM
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I don't really know why, but the name that really got me laughing hard was Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon. After that I had to pause the video, because I was laughing too hard to hear the next minute of the clip.
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JPP enjoys raping offensive tackles.
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10-09-2012, 10:04 AM
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Lucious Pusey... greatest name ever as long as it isn't your name...
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Man, now I demand a skit with some dude named Lucious Pusey trying to pick up women
"Hey girl, Lucious Pusey"
*throws drink in guys face*
Lucious Pusey: "sadface"
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These guys will be suiting up for the Steelers in no time!
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10-09-2012, 10:19 AM
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I don't really know why, but the name that really got me laughing hard was Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon. After that I had to pause the video, because I was laughing too hard to hear the next minute of the clip.
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That one was hilarious. I think my favorite one was Javarrius Jamar Javarrison-Lamar, mainly due to the way he says it with so much pep. Sequester Grundelplith M.D, EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, and Torque Construction Noise LeWith were great too.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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10-09-2012, 04:12 PM
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Lucious Pusey... greatest name ever as long as it isn't your name...
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Best of all-time.
How do you pronounce?
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10-09-2012, 04:18 PM
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Best of all-time.
How do you pronounce?
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There's only one way to pronounce a name like Lucious Pusey.
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Originally Posted by AcheTen
JPP is a better and more productive player than Brandon Graham
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Originally Posted by abaddon41_80
Is Shaun Hill a top 10 QB? Definitely not. Is he a top 20 one? Almost certainly.
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Originally Posted by JBCX
Most misleading 10+ sack season EVER.
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10-09-2012, 04:41 PM
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I just found out some terrible news. Lucius Pusey legally changed his name to Lucius Seymour.
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Originally Posted by abaddon41_80
Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Originally Posted by Monomach
Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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10-09-2012, 05:44 PM
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I just found out some terrible news. Lucius Pusey legally changed his name to Lucius Seymour.
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No, its just so when he writes his name down in formal terms it'll be Seymour, Lucius Pusey. Who doesn't want to Seymour Lucius Pusey?
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10-09-2012, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway
No, its just so when he writes his name down in formal terms it'll be Seymour, Lucius Pusey. Who doesn't want to Seymour Lucius Pusey?
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That would be an awesome name, but the thing I found made it look like he traded in his father's last name (Pusey) for his mothers (Seymour) so he is now Lucius Ignatious Seymour

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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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Originally Posted by jrdrylie
That one was hilarious. I think my favorite one was Javarrius Jamar Javarrison-Lamar, mainly due to the way he says it with so much pep. Sequester Grundelplith M.D, EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, and Torque Construction Noise LeWith were great too.
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