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Yea it must be and if she ignored me after the date all together it would make more sense to me then calling and texting after it. But oh well im sure i'll talk to her at some point soon. She seemed intrested in me at least on some kind of level.
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yeah it doesn't seem like its something in her power, if she kept on setting a time and delaying it it seems more like she had something going on at home or she was second guessing it because she didn't feel ready. You're probably good.
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11-01-2012, 03:56 PM
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yeah it doesn't seem like its something in her power, if she kept on setting a time and delaying it it seems more like she had something going on at home or she was second guessing it because she didn't feel ready. You're probably good.
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Yeah I think im still in good shape bc anytime i've got the "Thanks for dinner I had such a good time with you" text right after the date i've always got a 2nd date.
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11-01-2012, 03:58 PM
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she'd probably punch me in the face
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Yeah, most girls aren't too keen on that.
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11-01-2012, 03:59 PM
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11-01-2012, 04:00 PM
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she'd probably punch me in the face
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To be fair, that can make the oral a lot better.
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11-01-2012, 04:21 PM
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Yeah, most girls aren't too keen on that.
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yeah, but she does close her eyes a lot so it might be passable...
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lol, it only took like 4 years. if things go as i think they will, ill have a lot of freakish stories to tell you all.
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To be fair, that can make the oral a lot better.
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thats some 50 shades of grey **** there.
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11-01-2012, 04:22 PM
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one more thing, what is acceptable to do when she's giving me oral? I'm not making any noises btw, i just breathe heavier
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Admire the back of her head? You really don't need to do anything, she's the one doing all the work. Hold her hair or push her head down or something. Doesn't really matter, she's got a dick in her mouth, she isn't worried about wtf you're doing.
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11-01-2012, 04:24 PM
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it's not that bad, unless she's got crazy mega-long arms there's very little power behind any punch she can throw with your dick in her mouth.
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11-01-2012, 04:27 PM
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Admire the back of her head? You really don't need to do anything, she's the one doing all the work. Hold her hair or push her head down or something. Doesn't really matter, she's got a dick in her mouth, she isn't worried about wtf you're doing.
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haha wow, if anyone asks me what i asked the bolded is what im going to tell them
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11-01-2012, 04:31 PM
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it's not that bad, unless she's got crazy mega-long arms there's very little power behind any punch she can throw with your dick in her mouth.
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well i hope she doesn't keep my dick in her mouth when she punches me, because if i were to punch someone i flex my jaw and bite down on my teeth. Funny story is someone in my town was giving a guy roadhead and they got into an accident, she broke her neck and died and he wound up bleeding out from her biting his ***** off. Im going to be very cautious when a girl has my unit in their mouth not to piss them off or have the possibility of them biting down.
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11-01-2012, 04:34 PM
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what is acceptable to do when she's giving me oral?
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make her a sandwich. as you're grunting.
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11-01-2012, 04:36 PM
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Well this thread got weird quick.
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Funny story... she broke her neck and died and he wound up bleeding out from her biting his ***** off.
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I wouldn't call that a "funny" story. More like horrifying.
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Wait....what? How do you go four years without having sex?
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I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for 7 years.
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I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for 7 years.
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you are 24, how are you doing this?
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11-01-2012, 05:33 PM
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you are 24, how are you doing this?
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dog years.
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11-01-2012, 05:44 PM
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im pretty sure she saved her butthole too...
Edit: we did not have anal sex, i am not dirty sanchez
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11-01-2012, 05:49 PM
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I wouldn't call that a "funny" story. More like horrifying.
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well...yeah, my bad.
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I age in reverse, like Brad Pitt from that one movie people pretend they liked.
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im pretty sure she saved her butthole too...
Edit: we did not have anal sex, i am not dirty sanchez
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I didn't even know it was normal for women to have some hair around their anus until I read this comment and looked at what some people said on Yahoo Answers.
Of course some women have more hair than others. That is one thing I feel weird about. There have been a lot of times that I've seen a really cute girl and then I happen to glance at her arms and she just has a lot of hair. Kind of a turnoff for me.
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11-01-2012, 06:04 PM
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Of course some women have more hair than others. That is one thing I feel weird about. There have been a lot of times that I've seen a really cute girl and then I happen to glance at her arms and she just has a lot of hair. Kind of a turnoff for me.
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oh really? hairy women get me going. mmm hair.
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I have a date tomorrow.
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I have a date tomorrow.
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What are you going to do on the date?
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I didn't even know it was normal for women to have some hair around their anus until I read this comment and looked at what some people said on Yahoo Answers.
Of course some women have more hair than others. That is one thing I feel weird about. There have been a lot of times that I've seen a really cute girl and then I happen to glance at her arms and she just has a lot of hair. Kind of a turnoff for me.
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He said "saved" not "shaved". lol
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He said "saved" not "shaved". lol
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Whoops. Well that changes things then. What does he mean by "saved" then? That she hasn't had anal sex before?
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