Relationship Advice Thread - Page 353

Caddy · 11-01-2012, 06:23 PM

I read it as shaved... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

jrdrylie · 11-01-2012, 06:29 PM

I read it as saved but it didn't seem to make sense so I just assumed he meant shaved.

Ness · 11-01-2012, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jrdrylie

I read it as saved but it didn't seem to make sense so I just assumed he meant shaved.

Yeah that's the feeling I got. Ultimately it was my mistake for reading too fast, but I just assumed that was the meaning of the sentence, even though I read it out of context.

MetSox17 · 11-01-2012, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

I have a date tomorrow.

When in doubt, whip it out.

MetSox17 · 11-01-2012, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jrdrylie

I read it as saved but it didn't seem to make sense so I just assumed he meant shaved.

Idk if ballin realizes it would be damn near impossible for a woman to shave her butthole.

Brent · 11-01-2012, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ness

What are you going to do on the date?

meet up at a bar. darts should be in order. since we both work we're just going to meet up around 5:30ish after work.

I got set up through a mutual friend, so this ought to be interesting.

draftguru151 · 11-01-2012, 08:25 PM

And if it sucks you can just get wasted there.

Ness · 11-01-2012, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

meet up at a bar. darts should be in order. since we both work we're just going to meet up around 5:30ish after work.

I got set up through a mutual friend, so this ought to be interesting.

Is this a blind date?

By the way let us know if something awesome happens by night's end.

Brent · 11-01-2012, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by draftguru151

And if it sucks you can just get wasted there.

I would have to drive home, so not likely.

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Originally Posted by Ness

Is this a blind date?

By the way let us know if something awesome happens by night's end.

Yeah, I was telling a friend that I hadn't been on a date in like a year and she immediately set me up with her friend. I am going in with a DGAF attitude, so **** it. At least the bar we're meeting at has a ******** of good stuff on tap.

MetSox17 · 11-01-2012, 08:34 PM

Just call a cab home, Brent. Then get wasted there.

Brent · 11-01-2012, 08:39 PM

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Just call a cab home, Brent. Then get wasted there.

So much work. I'd rather it go well and then I go home and get ******* plastered and post on here about holding my dick while sleeping

Ness · 11-01-2012, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

Yeah, I was telling a friend that I hadn't been on a date in like a year and she immediately set me up with her friend. I am going in with a DGAF attitude, so **** it. At least the bar we're meeting at has a ******** of good stuff on tap.

Oh your friend who set you up is a girl? Well, hopefully your date is a looker. I guess I'm so shallow I'd definitely have to see a photo or something before I decided to go on a date with someone I don't know.

Well, whatever. Good luck. Best case scenario you guys hit it off and you get some ass or something. Worst case, you have a few drinks and a nice chat...unless she's a total *****.

bearsfan_51 · 11-01-2012, 08:47 PM

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I am going in with a DGAF attitude, so **** it. At least the bar we're meeting at has a ******** of good stuff on tap.

**** that. You should go in with the attitude that you are going to sex this gal regardless of how she looks. Make it a challenge. Don't go through life apathetically, Brent.

Brent · 11-01-2012, 08:49 PM

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**** that. You should go in with the attitude that you are going to sex this gal regardless of how she looks. Make it a challenge. Don't go through life apathetically, Brent.

You know what, I am going to do that. I will **** that girl tomorrow. If I don't, **** it, because this bar has a dope as selection.

jrdrylie · 11-01-2012, 08:51 PM

I'm currently drink and my wife is at a work party so she will be too when she gets home. Probability of sex is 99%. I don't need realationship advice, I just thought I'd let you guy know.

MetSox17 · 11-01-2012, 08:55 PM

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So much work. I'd rather it go well and then I go home and get ******* plastered and post on here about holding my dick while sleeping

Better yet.. have her hold your junk as you're falling asleep. You know.. after she blows you.

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I'm currently drink and my wife is at a work party so she will be too when she gets home. Probability of sex is 99%. I don't need realationship advice, I just thought I'd let you guy know.

/fistbump

Forenci · 11-01-2012, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Caddy

I read it as shaved... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Because you are a disgusting Australian.

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Originally Posted by Brent

So much work. I'd rather it go well and then I go home and get ******* plastered and post on here about holding my dick while sleeping

So that's what you were doing when you fell asleep on Skype? It's all coming together now..

CashmoneyDrew · 11-01-2012, 09:17 PM

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You know what, I am going to do that. I will **** that girl tomorrow. If I don't, **** it, because this bar has a dope as selection.

I hope you've already asked if the girl you're meeting blindly could support an average sized row boat without capsizing.

jrdrylie · 11-01-2012, 09:24 PM

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I hope you've already asked if the girl you're meeting blindly could support an average sized row boat without capsizing.

You're kilning it with these Office references.

bearsfan_51 · 11-01-2012, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

You know what, I am going to do that. I will **** that girl tomorrow. If I don't, **** it, because this bar has a dope as selection.

Rosebud · 11-01-2012, 10:02 PM

So guys, how do we feel about going outside the half her age plus seven rule? I know this woman who's got a great body, a sense of humor that doesn't get offended by my own, she knows how to move, is definitely into me and she's a redhead, but she's quite a bit older than me.

CashmoneyDrew · 11-01-2012, 10:11 PM

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So guys, how do we feel about going outside the half her age plus seven rule? I know this woman who's got a great body, a sense of humor that doesn't get offended by my own, she knows how to move, is definitely into me and she's a redhead, but she's quite a bit older than me.

Bag her and tag her.

bearsfan_51 · 11-01-2012, 10:11 PM

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So guys, how do we feel about going outside the half her age plus seven rule? I know this woman who's got a great body, a sense of humor that doesn't get offended by my own, she knows how to move, is definitely into me and she's a redhead, but she's quite a bit older than me.

bearsfan_51 · 11-01-2012, 10:12 PM

I had sex with two ladies in their late 30s when I was about 22-24. It was a lot of fun, but it's a pretty safe bet that all of them are a little crazy.

Rosebud · 11-01-2012, 10:27 PM

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I had sex with two ladies in their late 30s when I was about 22-24. It was a lot of fun, but it's a pretty safe bet that all of them are a little crazy.

I assume any woman that I attract is going to be crazy, regardless of age. In fact the 31 year old I was with last year was to the lower end of the crazy scale for girls I attract and that ***** was nuts, dead sister's ghost haunted us, she lied about her son constantly, even though I met her through my best friend she never stopped freaking about said friend trying to steal me from her, started to create drama when she realized I wasn't going to treat her like **** and beat her, etc.