Relationship Advice Thread

[Ness]

I don't think it's a problem. Perhaps it depends on the relationship. Depends what both of you are looking for.

[Rosebud]

Can't imagine she's looking for a long term relationship with me so I figure it's my usually couple month fling.

[Ness]

Then no problem. Is it even a relationship you guys are both looking for? If not, and it's just something like sex, no big deal. Have fun while you both can and then move forward.

[Caddy]

Originally Posted by Rosebud

I assume any woman that I attract is going to be crazy, regardless of age. In fact the 31 year old I was with last year was to the lower end of the crazy scale for girls I attract and that ***** was nuts, dead sister's ghost haunted us, she lied about her son constantly, even though I met her through my best friend she never stopped freaking about said friend trying to steal me from her, started to create drama when she realized I wasn't going to treat her like **** and beat her, etc.

Why has nobody addressed this?

[TitanHope]

Sometimes ghosts happen, Caddy.

[BaLLiN]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

Idk if ballin realizes it would be damn near impossible for a woman to shave her butthole.

i think she did, it felt prickly on her butt like in the crevice area, but i could be wrong. Shes not a hairy girl but she has shaved since shes been in 8th grade so its very possible that she gets hair there then right? I dont even care as long as its shaved.

edit: and I don't mean the asshole i mean like the area around it.

[Ness]

She could always use an electric razor or get it waxed either professionally or with strips.

[MetSox17]

It's more likely a wax, if anything. But either way, kudos to her. No one likes a hairy butt.

[Raiderz4Life]

**** one of my Bio Lab partners.

We were in the library Tuesday, and she's studying my notes because I'm just better than her and we both know it and she'll admit it. So the only cute girl in our Bio class(lecture and lab) comes in and sits in front of us without noticing us. Then she looks up and sees us and since she left early last lab day she needed help.

So I'm helping her by answering all her questions, and every time I answer my partner goes "Nope you're wrong!", "I'm pretty sure that's not the answer!"...I was thinking wtf are you doing?!...so the girl gets up and leaves to go study with someone else. I was so annoyed. ******* cockblock.

[Rosebud]

Originally Posted by Raiderz Fo' Life

**** one of my Bio Lab partners.

We were in the library Tuesday, and she's studying my notes because I'm just better than her and we both know it and she'll admit it. So the only cute girl in our Bio class(lecture and lab) comes in and sits in front of us without noticing us. Then she looks up and sees us and since she left early last lab day she needed help.

So I'm helping her by answering all her questions, and every time I answer my partner goes "Nope you're wrong!", "I'm pretty sure that's not the answer!"...I was thinking wtf are you doing?!...so the girl gets up and leaves to go study with someone else. I was so annoyed. ******* cockblock.

I think your lab partner wants you to put it in her butt.

[Raiderz4Life]

Originally Posted by Rosebud

I think your lab partner wants you to put it in her butt.

I'm not gonna lie I think so too. She always hitting me in class and rubbing all up on me. But she has a busted up face, a kid, and a man....trifail. The face is the real deal breaker for me, just too busted up for me. Even the makeup can't help her completely.

[njx9]

you're her property now, better just get used to it.

[MetSox17]

Sounds like you need to smash, just to break the cold streak. And by cold streak i mean ice age. Three years, raiderz?!

[Raiderz4Life]

Originally Posted by njx9

you're her property now, better just get used to it.

Ugh I know. I just wanna be like "Get off me ***** -_-"

Originally Posted by MetSox17

Sounds like you need to smash, just to break the cold streak. And by cold streak i mean ice age. Three years, raiderz?!

I know man. I know, its been a terrible cold streak for me lately. Think its been more like 1.5-2 years or something don't wanna remember the month but no matter how you slice it, been too long. The last two attempts I've had have ended in failure lol

[Rob S]

How do you not remember the last time you had sex? At least within a year radius.

[Raiderz4Life]

Originally Posted by Rob S

How do you not remember the last time you had sex? At least within a year radius.

Bleh, if I really need to drop a date it was about August 2010. I remember cuz she then got married May 2011 and I got invited to the wedding haha

I didn't go though, decided I'd rather work.

[killxswitch]

I'm really sorry to hear all this R4L.

Some guys call being married a prison or whatever but at least I get it 1-2 times a week.

[MetSox17]

Once or twice a week is pretty good for a married couple. /mefistbumpskillswitch

[killxswitch]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

Once or twice a week is pretty good for a married couple. /mefistbumpskillswitch

"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

The downside is two unplanned kids, but they've turned out pretty cool and after the v-snip there's not much reason to worry anymore.

[Rosebud]

Originally Posted by killxswitch

"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

The downside is two unplanned kids, but they've turned out pretty cool and after the v-snip there's not much reason to worry anymore.

Let us remember this as the night when Mrs. killxswitch had her third unplanned baby pumped into her.

[killxswitch]

My doc clipped, knotted, and cauterized the tunnel that delivers the baby-makers. And it hurt like hell. So if this happens I will be sooooooo pissed.

[MetSox17]

Geez, that sounds awful. Is there any way to undo a vasectomy?

[killxswitch]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

Geez, that sounds awful. Is there any way to undo a vasectomy?

It is supposedly reversible but I'd imagine it's difficult and expensive.

You haven't lived till you've smelled your own nutsack burning.

[MetSox17]

Well, the upside is that you can now light it up like the fourth of july inside your woman without worrying. Which is a huge plus.

[thefalconer]

the word cauterize is too descriptive.