Relationship Advice Thread - Page 356

Raiderz4Life · 11-04-2012, 12:34 AM

When the white stuff comes out yo *****....you done.

Caddy · 11-04-2012, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN

so how often would you have sex in a new relationship? i dont want to make it so sex isn't special by doing it to often, but the whole thing is just great. Great emotional and physical relationship, met her family and she said it felt like I had been at her house a thousand times already because of how easy it was.

She slept over and we were gunna just go to sleep but she got all cute and was just rubbing my abs so i realized she was probably horny, and it was great, its gotten better every single time. She said she had a double orgasm, which i dont know what that is or how to do it again, but its good that i am feeling like i am good at it. But I'm not realizing when i finish, i must go right through it? Is there something wrong with me?

Im really falling for this girl

You should be bangin' daily...

Rob S · 11-04-2012, 01:51 AM

God, I love Ballin stories. Yeah though, Caddy's right.

BaLLiN · 11-04-2012, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiderz4Life

When the white stuff comes out yo *****....you done.

I wear condoms, I just guess I get another wave because I want to keep going.

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Originally Posted by Caddy

You should be bangin' daily...

I wish, but its not really possible, every few days is though with the exception of a few times on the weekend.

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Originally Posted by Rob S

God, I love Ballin stories. Yeah though, Caddy's right.

haha thanks, just spewing stuff out.

TitanHope · 11-04-2012, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN

so how often would you have sex in a new relationship? i dont want to make it so sex isn't special by doing it to often, but the whole thing is just great. Great emotional and physical relationship, met her family and she said it felt like I had been at her house a thousand times already because of how easy it was.

She slept over and we were gunna just go to sleep but she got all cute and was just rubbing my abs so i realized she was probably horny, and it was great, its gotten better every single time. She said she had a double orgasm, which i dont know what that is or how to do it again, but its good that i am feeling like i am good at it. But I'm not realizing when i finish, i must go right through it? Is there something wrong with me?

Im really falling for this girl

That's perfectly normal. Sounds like you're getting the hang of it, and as long as you keep on avoiding the hidden teeth, you should be fine.

Raiderz4Life · 11-04-2012, 11:46 AM

Don't forget the grunting noises...like...uurrgg urrrgg

Raiderz4Life · 11-04-2012, 06:05 PM

So my house is getting fumigated so I had to gtfo. I brought my 2 chihuahuas and my german Shepherd with me to a park and met up with some friends. My best friend's girlfriend invited her friends and they came. After a while of hanging out my bud gets hungry so he and his girlfriend leave to buy food. The girl's sister fell in love with my German Shepherd and was walking it leaving me alone with her sister. Talked to her for a while and before they left I asked her for her number.

OSUGiants17 · 11-04-2012, 06:08 PM

Either they wanted to helo you or you are a lucky SoB raiderz

Raiderz4Life · 11-04-2012, 06:25 PM

I know the girlfriend wante to give me a hand but her sister was oblivious and my friend....well that ****** was just hungry.

BaLLiN · 11-04-2012, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TitanHope

That's perfectly normal. Sounds like you're getting the hang of it, and as long as you keep on avoiding the hidden teeth, you should be fine.

by hidden teeth do you mean like when you can't do anything bc you just went?

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Originally Posted by Raiderz4Life

Don't forget the grunting noises...like...uurrgg urrrgg

I really don't do that, but she does kinda so maybe I should? Im gunna make the horse sound lol. Neeeheheh

Brent · 11-04-2012, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN

by hidden teeth do you mean like when you can't do anything bc you just went

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

BaLLiN · 11-04-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

I'll do some investigating of my own before we all jump to conclusions

SuperPacker · 11-04-2012, 07:17 PM

More BaLLiN less MOTH! I like the way this thread has been going lately.

(still love your mr moth)

Brent · 11-04-2012, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN

I'll do some investigating of my own before we all jump to conclusions

one step back!

CJSchneider · 11-04-2012, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

Matthew Jones · 11-04-2012, 08:06 PM

I have a question I was hoping someone could answer for me...

BaLLiN · 11-04-2012, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew Jones

I have a question I was hoping someone could answer for me...

I think you'll find everything you've ever wished for here:

killxswitch · 11-05-2012, 07:38 AM

ballin seems like things are going well. Don't overthink it.

BigBlueNorwegian · 11-06-2012, 03:04 PM

So I thought I'd post in this thread for the first time, because I need some help. I have a little problem regarding some girls.

Me and some friends were out drinking beers in a bar, and met a group of girls there randomly. I started chatting up this one girl, a beautiful half Brazilian half Norwegian girl. I felt like I was in good shape, but suddenly some random dude she knew from before came over. He sat down across the table from her( I was sitting next to her), and they instantly started flirting.

Since I didn't want to go home empty-handed I started chatting with one of the other girls in the group. And I ended up taking her home instead. We didn't have sex, but did everything else.

I also hooked up with her the following weekend, but she sad it was her time of the month, so we didn't have sex that time either, but she proposed we meet up in 14 days (this upcoming saturday), after she came back from a trip out of town, to do it. She also teased me a lot. Among other things she showed me she can put both her legs behind her head, so I got all sorts of dirty ideas about sex positions in my head.

Anyways, here's the real kicker in this story. Last saturday me and my roommates had a halloween party for our friends. And some of my friends hooked up with the other girls in this group, so a couple of them came over. The girl I had shared a bed with the previous two saturdays, were out of town as explained. Well who do you think shows up? Brazilian girl. As the horny bastard I am, I of course ended up ******* her.

So my question is: What do I do? I in no way have any kind of feelings for either of these girls, but I do want to get more sex out of this. Preferably with the one I haven't ******, but the other would be okay too.

But how do I proceed here? Try the girl I haven't had sex with first, and hope they haven't talked about it, or go for the safer bet in the Brazilian? Because I suspect I can't get the Brazilian if I contact the girl I haven't ****** first, and get rejected just because I had sex with her friend.

Sorry this became such a long post, but I wanted to explain it thorougly. I would really appreciate some opinions if anyone read it all :)

OSUGiants17 · 11-06-2012, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBlueNorwegian

So I thought I'd post in this thread for the first time, because I need some help. I have a little problem regarding some girls.

Me and some friends were out drinking beers in a bar, and met a group of girls there randomly. I started chatting up this one girl, a beautiful half Brazilian half Norwegian girl. I felt like I was in good shape, but suddenly some random dude she knew from before came over. He sat down across the table from her( I was sitting next to her), and they instantly started flirting.

Since I didn't want to go home empty-handed I started chatting with one of the other girls in the group. And I ended up taking her home instead. We didn't have sex, but did everything else.

I also hooked up with her the following weekend, but she sad it was her time of the month, so we didn't have sex that time either, but she proposed we meet up in 14 days (this upcoming saturday), after she came back from a trip out of town, to do it. She also teased me a lot. Among other things she showed me she can put both her legs behind her head, so I got all sorts of dirty ideas about sex positions in my head.

Anyways, here's the real kicker in this story. Last saturday me and my roommates had a halloween party for our friends. And some of my friends hooked up with the other girls in this group, so a couple of them came over. The girl I had shared a bed with the previous two saturdays, were out of town as explained. Well who do you think shows up? Brazilian girl. As the horny bastard I am, I of course ended up ******* her.

So my question is: What do I do? I in no way have any kind of feelings for either of these girls, but I do want to get more sex out of this. Preferably with the one I haven't ******, but the other would be okay too.

But how do I proceed here? Try the girl I haven't had sex with first, and hope they haven't talked about it, or go for the safer bet in the Brazilian? Because I suspect I can't get the Brazilian if I contact the girl I haven't ****** first, and get rejected just because I had sex with her friend.

Sorry this became such a long post, but I wanted to explain it thorougly. I would really appreciate some opinions if anyone read it all :)

Threesome!

MetSox17 · 11-06-2012, 11:54 PM

Pics. Then we decide.

nobodyinparticular · 11-07-2012, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBlueNorwegian

So I thought I'd post in this thread for the first time, because I need some help. I have a little problem regarding some girls.

Me and some friends were out drinking beers in a bar, and met a group of girls there randomly. I started chatting up this one girl, a beautiful half Brazilian half Norwegian girl. I felt like I was in good shape, but suddenly some random dude she knew from before came over. He sat down across the table from her( I was sitting next to her), and they instantly started flirting.

Since I didn't want to go home empty-handed I started chatting with one of the other girls in the group. And I ended up taking her home instead. We didn't have sex, but did everything else.

I also hooked up with her the following weekend, but she sad it was her time of the month, so we didn't have sex that time either, but she proposed we meet up in 14 days (this upcoming saturday), after she came back from a trip out of town, to do it. She also teased me a lot. Among other things she showed me she can put both her legs behind her head, so I got all sorts of dirty ideas about sex positions in my head.

Anyways, here's the real kicker in this story. Last saturday me and my roommates had a halloween party for our friends. And some of my friends hooked up with the other girls in this group, so a couple of them came over. The girl I had shared a bed with the previous two saturdays, were out of town as explained. Well who do you think shows up? Brazilian girl. As the horny bastard I am, I of course ended up ******* her.

So my question is: What do I do? I in no way have any kind of feelings for either of these girls, but I do want to get more sex out of this. Preferably with the one I haven't ******, but the other would be okay too.

But how do I proceed here? Try the girl I haven't had sex with first, and hope they haven't talked about it, or go for the safer bet in the Brazilian? Because I suspect I can't get the Brazilian if I contact the girl I haven't ****** first, and get rejected just because I had sex with her friend.

Sorry this became such a long post, but I wanted to explain it thorougly. I would really appreciate some opinions if anyone read it all :)

I believe Dr. Hitch can help us with this one.

b316 · 11-07-2012, 12:27 AM

I've never seen a Brazilian Norwegian mix. So pics are needed

pierce2walker · 11-07-2012, 12:30 AM

mixed chicks are typically pretty hot.

Rob S · 11-07-2012, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pierce2walker

mixed chicks are typically pretty hot.

Yup.