These "Person A vs Person B" threads seem to be all the rage recently and heck, I'm a little drunk, lets hear it.
Who you got as your superior third string TE?
Rhett "The Eliminator" Ellison
or Dante "The Destroyer" Rosario
Edit: This really elaborate and lame joke falls pretty flat since I forgot to add a poll. So, meh, feel free to do with it what you will.