Originally Posted by descendency
He's got his name tattooed to his back like he's some kind of star... (which in itself isn't bad, but I get the feeling he's a bit of a prima dona)
Who doesn't have their name tattooed on their back? Only somebody that isn't badass, that's who! Plus, if he ever gets into a game of shirts vs. skins, everybody will know who their favorite player is... BRAY effers! That's right! I think he should get his number tattoed on his back and front, too. And whatever team drafts him, he should force all of his offensive linemen to get his initials tattoed on their ankles, to show their undying dedication to him.
Also, as far as the throwing mechanics are concerned, that should be easy. The next time he's out throwing beer bottles at cars, he just needs somebody to work with him then. If you can learn something when you're drunk, you'll know it forever...and you'll forever be a badass.
I think the Ryan Mallett comparison is even truer after having read your post.